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(UPI)   Japanese hospital apologizes for implanting wrong fertilized egg in patient, hopes she'll get ova it   (upi.com) divider line 45
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2009-02-22 04:33:33 PM
That is an eggcellence yolk.
 
2009-02-22 04:53:54 PM
Looks like that mistake has caused quite an embryoglio
 
2009-02-22 05:47:43 PM
I hate it when they get the records scrambled like that.
 
2009-02-22 05:49:45 PM
We so sorry. No mean to do that.
 
2009-02-22 05:50:33 PM
So who got HER egg?
 
2009-02-22 05:50:33 PM
plus 2 baby
 
2009-02-22 05:51:13 PM
Someone's going to fall on their sword for this.
 
2009-02-22 05:57:33 PM
Mugato: Someone's going to fall on their sword for this.

www.michaelhitchcock.com

There is no shame in that

/linked hotter than Summer Glau
 
2009-02-22 06:00:56 PM
So solly!
 
2009-02-22 06:03:36 PM
i280.photobucket.com/">

they could have given her a free decorative japanese egg baby
 
2009-02-22 06:04:26 PM
the_chief: So solly!

You're doing it wrong.
 
2009-02-22 06:06:26 PM
www.rootsweb.ancestry.com
 
2009-02-22 06:15:38 PM
No fetus can beat us!
 
2009-02-22 06:15:49 PM
What the Fark is Robster
 
2009-02-22 06:15:59 PM
How is babby formed?
 
2009-02-22 06:19:01 PM
Her lawyer will gamete her in the lobby of the hospital. Speculum runs high she will win any lawsuit. She said, "Meiosis and my young sis both support me. Mitosis tingling with possibilities for this case." "Look who's talking," said a hospital spokeswoman.
 
2009-02-22 06:22:50 PM
Well, the article said the doc has done over 1000 implants.

If this is the only one that went wonky then its one out of 1000 and a 99.9% success rate. Not too shabby.

/Think: glass is half FULL not half empty.
 
2009-02-22 06:40:29 PM
Bad eggplant?

I got that from a Chinese takeout once. Never went back.
 
2009-02-22 06:52:22 PM
Earl Jr. ??
 
2009-02-22 06:59:23 PM
You no ask stupid question.
 
2009-02-22 07:05:13 PM
JamesLi: the_chief: So solly!

You're doing it wrong wong.


FTFY
 
2009-02-22 07:06:57 PM
CravenMorehead: How is babby formed?

They need to do away instain mother who kill their babbys because these babby cant frigth back? It was on the news this mroning a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. They are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; I am truley sorry for your lots
 
2009-02-22 07:16:59 PM
All their babies look the same anyway...
 
2009-02-22 07:27:19 PM
...through their eyes!
 
2009-02-22 07:28:46 PM
Subby is egging her on.
 
2009-02-22 07:30:03 PM
At least it wasn't six and then two of them split to make eight.
 
2009-02-22 07:32:53 PM
berylman: CravenMorehead: How is babby formed?

They need to do away instain mother who kill their babbys because these babby cant frigth back? It was on the news this mroning a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. They are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; I am truley sorry for your lots


English, mother Farker...do you speak it?

/Yes I get it...
 
2009-02-22 08:11:29 PM
Will she even notice? They all look the same. Cue, "That's wascist."

On another note, does any culture make better teenage girls than the Japanese?
 
2009-02-22 08:18:14 PM
Don't you mean "Implanted Wong fertilized egg"?

o_0
 
2009-02-22 08:22:58 PM
She should just take it easy.
 
2009-02-22 08:59:29 PM
i492.photobucket.com

I would be mad too if I had a panda embryo implanted in me.....
 
2009-02-22 09:31:33 PM
At least they apologized. Im not sure if we'd ever see a public apology in the states.
 
2009-02-22 09:54:52 PM
chinooker: At least they apologized. Im not sure if we'd ever see a public apology in the states.

On the other hand, you'd see a much bigger payout to the mother. I'll take cold cash over "Sorry, my bad" any day.
 
2009-02-22 10:04:01 PM
Inbred friend of mine said they decided to stop after their third child because he heard one out of every four children born in the world are Chinese.
 
2009-02-22 10:05:41 PM
E5bie: So who got HER egg?

Well, remember how the Octomom was really only supposed to be having SEVEN kids? And they glanced in one more time and saw one more baby?
 
2009-02-22 10:06:59 PM
Looks like the hospital just wants to make as little fuss as possible and get this situation over easy.
 
2009-02-22 10:51:00 PM
fertility science is a shell game
 
2009-02-22 11:01:24 PM
She'll get ova it.

/came for this reference, left unsatisfied
//here's to you, Jeff, you misunderstood bastard
 
2009-02-23 12:23:17 AM
E5bie: So who got HER egg?

gothamist.com

Oops
 
2009-02-23 12:57:04 AM
Don't you think this lady's had un oeuf?
 
2009-02-23 02:28:07 AM
"Give us back our egg - it belongs to us"

/Obscure?
 
Jaq
2009-02-23 04:58:47 AM
Wow, I totally misread that headline. I mixed it up with the one below it and thought it read "Japanese love hotel apologizes..." and I was thinking, 'well damn, woman, you let a love hotel fertilize your eggs, you should feel lucky that some mixed up genetic material is the worst you got out of that bargain.'
 
2009-02-23 10:42:35 AM
I see what uterus did there.
 
2009-02-23 11:22:42 AM
"Oh the fecundity!"
 
2009-02-23 10:49:27 PM
Meh. They all look alike anyway, it shouldn't be a problem.
 
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