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(Celebuzz)   In what may be the worst timed really bad idea since the 17 Feb 1945 Grand Opening Sale of the Dresden Fireworks Co, Kim Kardashian gets a chimpanzee   (celebuzz.com) divider line
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2399 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Feb 2009 at 7:20 AM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-02-21 08:20:53 PM  
There IS a God!

Rip her goddamn face off, bubbles!

That's reality TV I can watch.
 
2009-02-21 08:32:44 PM  
I see what you did there, submitter. What you did there. I see it.

+1
 
2009-02-21 08:33:13 PM  
Am I bad for lolling at the headline? I don't know who the person is, I just like the "worst timing since" part.

+1 would laugh again
 
2009-02-21 08:42:15 PM  
Wasn't the big RAF/USAAF raid on the 13/14th?

/Just sayin'.
 
2009-02-21 08:43:50 PM  

Rusty Shackleford: Wasn't the big RAF/USAAF raid on the 13/14th?

/Just sayin'.



Valentine's Day sure sucked that year.
 
2009-02-21 08:49:36 PM  
That's racist.
 
2009-02-21 09:10:41 PM  
SO. FULL. OF. WIN...

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2009-02-21 09:36:21 PM  
I LOL'd.
 
2009-02-21 10:21:15 PM  
It would take the chimp years to rip off her ass.
 
2009-02-21 10:58:42 PM  
Daddy, I want a chimpanzee NOW.
 
2009-02-21 11:26:07 PM  
LOL. She's a classy lady.
 
2009-02-22 03:13:45 AM  
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2009-02-22 03:45:07 AM  
Wait a minute. Doesn't she already go out with...
 
2009-02-22 05:45:44 AM  
+1, submitter. Wordy, but hilarious.
 
2009-02-22 07:44:07 AM  
Reggie Bush is not a chimp damnit!

Mods must be asleep to allow subby's headline.
 
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2009-02-22 08:20:54 AM  
+1 subby, +1.
 
2009-02-22 08:44:53 AM  
So how long until that tape gets released?
 
2009-02-22 08:46:12 AM  
Bravo Subby!
 
2009-02-22 09:06:50 AM  
LEAVE KIM ALONE!

/seriously though, hope it goes all Travis on her talentless ass.
 
2009-02-22 09:17:30 AM  

Rusty Shackleford: Wasn't the big RAF/USAAF raid on the 13/14th?

/Just sayin'.


Close. The biggest raid was on 10/14/1945, but it was by no means the only raid on Desden.
 
2009-02-22 09:19:38 AM  

espiaboricua: Rusty Shackleford: Wasn't the big RAF/USAAF raid on the 13/14th?

/Just sayin'.

Close. The biggest raid was on 1002/14/1945, but it was by no means the only raid on Desden.


Fixed. For me. It is.
 
2009-02-22 09:24:16 AM  
Let's start a pool.

Which face do you think will be torn off?

Tie-breaker:

Which being do you think will be shot by police?

Post your bets. Post your bets.
 
2009-02-22 09:33:02 AM  
Sorry. Pic didn't post.


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Let's start a pool.

Which face do you think will be torn off?

Tie-breaker:

Which being do you think will be shot by police?

Place your bets. Place your bets.
 
2009-02-22 09:40:41 AM  

Alex Sanders: So how long until that tape gets released?


Headline made me chuckle.
This comment made me simultaneously laugh and spew.
 
2009-02-22 10:07:16 AM  
Dumbass. Take it to a sanctuary or zoo now!
 
2009-02-22 10:18:31 AM  
Wow. That is an impressive level of attention whoring given recent events.

I'm actually looking forward to seeing that chimp rip off some faces.
 
2009-02-22 10:19:21 AM  
While the idea of this twat get her face mauled off might be appealing to some, I just see one more chimp who will be put down because people are lack common sense (and go full retard).
 
2009-02-22 10:53:29 AM  
Who the fark is she and why should I care?
 
2009-02-22 10:54:10 AM  
so what if she likes black dudes
 
2009-02-22 10:54:51 AM  
I'd like to give Kim Kardashian MY banana!
 
2009-02-22 11:02:25 AM  
The real story about Micheals nose emerges... notice no one sees
Bubbles anymore.
 
2009-02-22 11:20:10 AM  
Did anyone else think this was a really racist headline until they clicked the link?
 
2009-02-22 11:25:34 AM  
Chimps are small, but are 4-5 times stronger than humans. Plus they're sociopaths.
 
2009-02-22 11:28:36 AM  
I would like a spider monkey. Are those legal to have as pets?
 
2009-02-22 11:49:04 AM  

GaryPDX: That's racist.


Is that snark or did someone buy you a lobotomy for Christmas?
 
2009-02-22 11:50:08 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Chimps are small, but are 4-5 times stronger than humans. Plus they're sociopaths.


So are many humans. The big problem is the strength.
 
2009-02-22 12:02:53 PM  
Wonder how Mom of the Year is going to react when Baby starts masturbating and breaking stuff every five minutes.
 
2009-02-22 12:13:10 PM  
FTA: Primate experts have long expressed dismay about the celebrity trend of chimpanzee ownership.

Trend? Trend? You keep using that word...
 
2009-02-22 12:15:29 PM  
She must have found someone else to write the next stimulus bill.
 
2009-02-22 01:18:49 PM  

SharkTrager: Trend? Trend? You keep using that word...


That's what I'm wondering, too - apparently I don't read enough magazines in the supermarket checkout line, but this is an actual TREND now?

I agree with the zookeepers though. Keeping chimpanzees is just not a long term good plan. The problems happen when they hit puberty. If you look at the ones that have been used in commercials, TV, etc, they're all young juveniles. Particularly the males, they hit puberty and go all territorial, they are farking dangerous, and have to be put in sanctuaries. They can't just be put in the wild, because they've not been socialized how to be a normal chimp and live a normal chimp life. Long term it's not a kindness.

Read up on the various mauling stories, the common bit is they're older. Scary shiat.
 
2009-02-22 01:45:52 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: GaryPDX: That's racist.

Is that snark or did someone buy you a lobotomy for Christmas?


And was it a retroactive lobotomy going back thirty years?
 
2009-02-22 02:08:08 PM  
good she's one step away from a savage mauling now.
 
2009-02-22 02:25:22 PM  
Mr. Vonnegut is laughing in his grave subby.

+1
 
2009-02-22 09:50:08 PM  

Roblmw241: Who the fark is she and why should I care?


A bird-brained woman with a fat ass famous for being famous. You shouldn't.
 
2009-02-22 10:31:34 PM  
My question is will she do what the woman who owned the rip and tear chimp did with the chimp?

/Allegedly.

//Come on, we all know she did.
 
2009-02-23 12:32:49 PM  
So it goes
 
2009-02-23 02:49:25 PM  

Sarcastica75: While the idea of this twat get her face mauled off might be appealing to some, I just see one more chimp who will be put down because people are lack common sense (and go full retard).


You're to be commended for bring that poor primate's future fate to our attention. I'm still hoping you're right, though.
 
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