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2009-02-21 10:28:11 AM  
Oh gee, I think I'll sue Google because my first and middle name bring up lots of porn. Dumbest lawsuit ever.
 
2009-02-21 11:07:24 AM  
Great headline :)
 
2009-02-21 11:20:48 AM  
"And, with all due respect to Ms. Stayart's lifetime of accomplishments..."

Lawyer sarcasm is the best sarcasm.
 
2009-02-21 11:27:00 AM  
What idiot still uses Yahoo Search?
 
2009-02-21 11:37:24 AM  
Ha! I should sue Microsoft. Without giving out details, when my mom runs her name through spellcheck on Word it's first choices are Virgin Lesbian.

We've been laughing about that for years.
 
2009-02-21 12:21:40 PM  

UNC_Samurai: What idiot still uses Yahoo Search?


Someone posted a link of users who use some Aryan site and they use Lycos. Thought that was funny.

/didn't even know Lycos existed still
 
2009-02-21 12:22:02 PM  
Mulva?
 
2009-02-21 12:22:14 PM  
Good. Damn. Headline.
 
2009-02-21 12:24:04 PM  
Searching for my name brings up tons of results for a gymnast. A farking gymnast! One that didn't even qualify for the Olympics! I'm suing too.
 
2009-02-21 12:25:04 PM  

UNC_Samurai: What idiot still uses Yahoo Search?


And Altavista? I thought Altavista only worked when you logged onto the internet using Prodigy...
 
2009-02-21 12:25:24 PM  

UNC_Samurai: What idiot still uses Yahoo Search?


Well, their maps arguably give better directions and are of better quality than Google's.

/hopes the judge makes her pay Yahoo's legal fees
 
2009-02-21 12:26:12 PM  

katerbug72: Oh gee, I think I'll sue Google because my first and middle name bring up lots of porn. Dumbest lawsuit ever.


I just Googled my last name and it came up with a lot of commercial grade sump pumps, German porn, and psychiatrists.

Do I have a case?
 
2009-02-21 12:27:12 PM  
When I google my name all that comes up is information about the guy that killed Sean Taylor. I was in an interview once and the interviewer asked me if it was my child since it was a Jr. I told him, "Yes, I had him when I was 7 years old".
 
2009-02-21 12:28:01 PM  
Maybe its a hint its her new calling porn
 
2009-02-21 12:28:47 PM  
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Totally understands
 
2009-02-21 12:31:30 PM  
Love the headline subby!! My last name itself could be worthy of a Fark thread but my Yahoo search is boring!
 
2009-02-21 12:31:34 PM  
Sad thing is, the legal establishment, as well as the type of people who typically end up on juries, are still so technologically inept, that this lawsuit might have a chance.

-GWW
 
2009-02-21 12:33:15 PM  
I'm an asshole and I'm getting a kick out of these replies...
 
2009-02-21 12:34:00 PM  
I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY
 
2009-02-21 12:36:58 PM  
Bravo on the headline.
 
2009-02-21 12:37:24 PM  
Yeah, i'm pretty sure that ANY name plus Viagra is going to bring up porn. Way to think it through.

/internet n00bs. . .
 
2009-02-21 12:37:39 PM  

JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY


I would as well.

Gay Buttsechs
Rimming, PA
 
2009-02-21 12:38:48 PM  
Hmmm. Let's see, my personal informations is not anywhere on the internet.

Who do I sue?
 
2009-02-21 12:39:39 PM  
We were doing this one day while bored at work. We all google'd our names to see what came up. The first hit on my full name was for a guy in Las Vegas that was posting on a message board about where he could find a brothel. Needless to say, my co-workers have not yet let me live that down.

/no really, it was a different guy
//I've never even BEEN to Las Vegas
///*runs away
 
2009-02-21 12:40:13 PM  
The ironic thing is when you yahoo search her name now it brings up the lawsuit.

Problem solved.
 
2009-02-21 12:40:40 PM  

Outtaphase: "And, with all due respect to Ms. Stayart's lifetime of accomplishments..."

Lawyer sarcasm is the best sarcasm.


It was very hard for me not to disturb my coworkers with laughter when I read that.

/not that my lifetime of accomplishments are anything special
 
2009-02-21 12:43:06 PM  

kxs401: JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY

I would as well.

Gay Buttsechs
Rimming, PA


Count Me In

LeMons P. Tubgirl
Athol, Id

/It's a real place, Foghat played there last summer!
 
2009-02-21 12:45:24 PM  

JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY



I'm in!

Sincerely,
Roger U. Roundly
Humping, Idaho
 
2009-02-21 12:46:09 PM  
I did a Yahoo search of your Mom's name and all I got was porn.
 
2009-02-21 12:47:39 PM  
Why does my name bring up some old pron girl, named jenna?
 
2009-02-21 12:47:40 PM  
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Yahoo Image Search
 
2009-02-21 12:47:45 PM  
The name Beverly is Old English and means "Meadow or stream of Beavers"

/TMYK
 
2009-02-21 12:48:25 PM  
My name brings both dirty sanchez sites and some doctor that has a 'medical cure for herpes'.

That can't be right.
 
2009-02-21 12:49:08 PM  

Yakk: The ironic thing is when you yahoo search her name now it brings up the lawsuit.

Problem solved.


Guess that's the only way to solve the problem.

Just ask Joey Buttafuoco.
 
2009-02-21 12:49:13 PM  

Excen: kxs401: JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY

I would as well.

Gay Buttsechs
Rimming, PA

Count Me In

LeMons P. Tubgirl
Athol, Id

/It's a real place, Foghat played there last summer!


Count me in too

Thanks,
Dick P. Orn
Bend, OR

(Also real places)

PS my friend in Sisters Oregon, Les Bianslut wants in on this as well.
 
2009-02-21 12:49:20 PM  
First hit under a search for my name is some guys gay sex blog.
 
2009-02-21 12:50:21 PM  

joltek: Hmmm. Let's see, my personal informations is not anywhere on the internet.

Who do I sue?


Neither is mine, let's wait a while for others to join and make it a class action lawsuit.
 
2009-02-21 12:50:41 PM  
My maiden name translates to a porn fetish.

/When my 75 year old dad discovered this he thought that was awesome
//my mom, not so much
 
2009-02-21 12:51:00 PM  
Imagine if you were named Titiporn (new window)(new window).
 
2009-02-21 12:51:59 PM  
Where is the obligatory Hugh G. Rection reference? You guys are slipping.
 
2009-02-21 12:53:10 PM  
I have the same first/last name as a director....
 
2009-02-21 12:53:24 PM  
Geez, all I get are a couple of blogs of someother person with my name, and a bunch of Christian books. I wish I had a BETTER name for Yahooing.

/Google isn't much better, but I found MY REAL SELF on it.
 
2009-02-21 12:54:25 PM  

otterly_delicious: My maiden name translates to a porn fetish.

/When my 75 year old dad discovered this he thought that was awesome
//my mom, not so much


Nice. So what's your name? Carrie Shrimping? Carrie Frotteur? Carrie Autoerotic-Asphyiation?
 
2009-02-21 12:55:08 PM  
It took me years to have my name legally changed from Whitechix Blackdix, a total nightmare of a process to avoid this sort of thing.
 
2009-02-21 12:56:28 PM  

Revenge of John Gault: Excen: kxs401: JonnyBGoode: I wish to sign on to this class action suit.

Sincerely,
Mr. Orel C. Opulate
Sodom, KY

I would as well.

Gay Buttsechs
Rimming, PA

Count Me In

LeMons P. Tubgirl
Athol, Id

/It's a real place, Foghat played there last summer!

Count me in too

Thanks,
Dick P. Orn
Bend, OR

(Also real places)

PS my friend in Sisters Oregon, Les Bianslut wants in on this as well.



Dick Johnson
Shafter, CA

Also this... (new window)
 
2009-02-21 12:56:31 PM  
I know the article is about yahoo search, but I just googled my Fark login and that's much more fun. Maybe it's because Guess_Who is also the screen name for an 18 yr old chick (w/a tongue ring) from Cuba.
 
2009-02-21 12:58:12 PM  
A Google search on her name returns a trojan infected link as the first result. Beverly, Beverly, Beverly... just what have you been doing all these years to be so infectious?
 
2009-02-21 12:59:03 PM  
Googling my name brought up a background checking site with a lot of information on me that I did not expect would be on display for free online. If you'll excuse me I need to go yank my fillings now.
 
2009-02-21 12:59:19 PM  
From my Googling I get myself a few times (nothing exciting), a dude obsessed with kayaks, and a second-string footballer for Drumaness Mills, Ireland.
 
2009-02-21 01:00:40 PM  

berylman: It took me years to have my name legally changed from Whitechix Blackdix, a total nightmare of a process to avoid this sort of thing.


You were excellent in "Cum in Socks Two: the KY connection"
 
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