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2009-02-21 09:33:53 AM
I want a t-shirt of that headline.
 
2009-02-21 09:34:10 AM
EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!
 
2009-02-21 09:34:13 AM
Hahahaha
 
2009-02-21 09:34:52 AM
Brilliant headline, subby. WTF does it mean?
 
2009-02-21 09:34:52 AM
[placeholder]
 
2009-02-21 09:34:53 AM
In before fbxrd

/or however it was spelled
 
2009-02-21 09:35:23 AM
Eponymous: EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!

My bad....should read
EVERYBODY TJSFLSHODW!!!
 
2009-02-21 09:35:37 AM
Tjsflshodw Tjsfilshoodw

/sorry, pet peeve
 
2009-02-21 09:35:49 AM
Not normally one to question greens, but this isn't funny, relevant, satirical, entertaining, or AMUSING.

Fark...just a bunch of syntactical nazis. There, I did it.
 
2009-02-21 09:36:57 AM
img120.imageshack.us
 
2009-02-21 09:38:23 AM
Tomlennon if you didn't see the humor in a completely flubbed headline.. I have no idea how you can be helped.

and why did you have to Godwin this after 5 posts?
 
2009-02-21 09:38:24 AM
CLEVELAND (AP) -- Ohio's most populous county will try a land-bank program to improve neighborhoods by fixing up and selling foreclosed and abandoned properties.

Gov. Ted Strickland plans to launch Cuyahoga County's two-year pilot program Friday with a ceremonial signing of a measure at Cleveland State University.

The locally financed land bank will allow the county that includes foreclosure-ravaged Cleveland to take ownership of tax-foreclosed properties to turn around decaying neighborhoods. The goal is to prevent so-called "flipping" at higher prices without making improvements.


Hilarious.
 
2009-02-21 09:38:26 AM
TTIUWP

NTTAWWT

TANSTAAFL
 
2009-02-21 09:38:39 AM
Yeah, well asdfgh
 
2009-02-21 09:40:25 AM
Anybody: Tomlennon if you didn't see the humor in a completely flubbed headline.. I have no idea how you can be helped.

and why did you have to Godwin this after 5 posts?


There were no posts when I started my rant...I tried to Godwin the Boobies
 
2009-02-21 09:40:44 AM
i don't get it and i don't care
 
2009-02-21 09:41:50 AM
I don't get it either.
I do not care as well.
 
2009-02-21 09:43:00 AM
s

/s
 
2009-02-21 09:44:06 AM
The Jews should forget living so horribly or dying? Why?
 
2009-02-21 09:49:16 AM
tjsflshodw
February 20, 2009 09:19 EST

No capital T
 
2009-02-21 09:51:35 AM
Apparently the people that didn't get it DIDN'T read the article.

I didn't know they had a writer named tjflshodw
 
2009-02-21 09:53:35 AM
Fluffy_the_cactus: Apparently the people that didn't get it DIDN'T read the article.

I didn't know they had a writer named tjflshodw


thats hilarious?
 
2009-02-21 09:57:45 AM
kwyjibo

/Why you little...
 
2009-02-21 09:59:54 AM
syndre: Fluffy_the_cactus: Apparently the people that didn't get it DIDN'T read the article.

I didn't know they had a writer named tjflshodw

thats hilarious?


It explains the headline at least.
 
2009-02-21 10:03:25 AM
The article is FUBAR
/KHITBASH
//UFIA
///Got nothin
 
2009-02-21 10:05:56 AM
Tjsflshodw

I think it means something rude in Slovenian. I'll ask my wife.
 
2009-02-21 10:07:00 AM
lorem ipsum
 
2009-02-21 10:07:22 AM
Fluffy_the_cactus: It explains the headline at least.

/understood
 
2009-02-21 10:08:51 AM
kyrzykstan
 
2009-02-21 10:09:08 AM
llama vortex: I want a t-shirt of that headline.

this.
 
2009-02-21 10:09:13 AM
the
juvenile
submitter
fails,
liters
snicker.
hopelessly
obscure?
drunkenly
written?
 
2009-02-21 10:11:07 AM
ted j strickland finds lackluster senators have oddly disgusting warts
 
2009-02-21 10:11:23 AM
Fhqwhgads?

www.infendo.com
 
2009-02-21 10:14:52 AM
All is strange and vague...are we dead or is this Ohio?
 
2009-02-21 10:16:51 AM
From TFA

"The locally financed land bank will allow the county that includes foreclosure-ravaged Cleveland to take ownership of tax-foreclosed properties to turn around decaying neighborhoods. The goal is to prevent so-called "flipping" at higher prices without making improvements."

Good.
 
2009-02-21 10:18:31 AM
Why should I waste my time trying to create awesome headlines that never get greenlit when this jerkoff can just spaz out and get one greenlit? F*ck you, subby!!!
 
2009-02-21 10:18:47 AM
two
japanese
sluts
f*ck,
lick &
suck
hornily.
one
dildo,
wet
 
2009-02-21 10:20:06 AM
Everyone here has too much free time on their hands.
 
2009-02-21 10:21:07 AM
piaddic120: Why should I waste my time trying to create awesome headlines that never get greenlit when this jerkoff can just spaz out and get one greenlit? F*ck you, subby!!!

I think you need to belong to total fark for starters.
 
2009-02-21 10:22:24 AM
FBXRD!
 
2009-02-21 10:24:23 AM
everybody alsdkf2 now!
 
2009-02-21 10:33:22 AM
Githerax: Tjsflshodw Tjsfilshoodw

/sorry, pet peeve


YOU WIN
 
2009-02-21 10:33:24 AM
wharrrgarbl
 
2009-02-21 10:34:00 AM
Githerax, well played. It's witty, it's concise, it's Fark-literate.
 
2009-02-21 10:37:21 AM
img21.imageshack.us
 
2009-02-21 10:37:36 AM
I'm obviously trying way too hard to get greenlights.
 
2009-02-21 10:37:51 AM
"I tried to Godwin the Boobies"

Now THAT'S funny!
 
2009-02-21 10:40:15 AM
piaddic120
Why should I waste my time trying to create awesome headlines that never get greenlit when this jerkoff can just spaz out and get one greenlit? F*ck you, subby!!!


Look at TFA again. Hint: above the dateline. Though subby shouldn't have capitalized the 't'.

If you still don't see it, compare it to this.

cornerstork.files.wordpress.com

/not subby
 
2009-02-21 10:55:42 AM
If you don't get it at all, you don't by attention to details. And by details, I mean the HEADLINE of tfa.

Now, is this hilarious? No, not really. However, since it is an obvious public error you don't see everyday, it is amusing, or at the very least worth pointing out.

But go ahead- use it as another excuse to biatch and moan about something rather trivial since you have nothing better to do. And yes, we know your own un-greenlighted headlines are so much more brilliant.

Not subby.
 
2009-02-21 11:01:54 AM
Yeah.

You don't get greenlit unless you belong to total fark.

Not that I care much.

But isn't this setting a precedent? If you find a typo on the web and you're a total farker, the light goes green?

Boring.
 
2009-02-21 11:04:14 AM
kpaxoid: Yeah.

You don't get greenlit unless you belong to total fark.

Not that I care much.

But isn't this setting a precedent? If you find a typo on the web and you're a total farker, the light goes green?

Boring.


I have 11 greens and I'm not TF. Time for a new theory.
 
2009-02-21 11:04:38 AM
marius.kallhardt.de
 
2009-02-21 11:05:46 AM
"How can we get some extra website traffic from Fark if we don't have any interesting stories today?"

"I KNOW! Lets create a headline of random letters! They eat that stuff up!"

"Brilliant!"
 
2009-02-21 11:09:45 AM
Jesus you whiners. Read the damn article. The gibberish headline used for the Fark story is the headline that is on the article itself. Tjsflshodw was accidentally written as the headline of the actual article linked.

There, any other funny things you need explained to you?

Jesus

/move along
 
2009-02-21 11:13:04 AM
Subby didn't capitalize the T. Filter did.

/T for 2?
 
2009-02-21 11:19:20 AM
kpaxoid: Yeah.

You don't get greenlit unless you belong to total fark.

Not that I care much.

But isn't this setting a precedent? If you find a typo on the web and you're a total farker, the light goes green?

Boring.


While we're waiting for the whaaaaaambulance, let me just note a couple of things:

I'm the submitter.
I saw the headline, noted that it was in the general "theme" of "s", "fbxrd", and the like, and remembered that as odd as those headlines were, they resulted in a pretty jolly Fark thread. So I submitted it. You see, sometimes you don't have to invent a headline -- they make themselves.
Somewhere between 0% and 10% of my submissions are awarded green status. I have submitted over 1000 headlines in a little under four years. Sometimes I have good days, sometimes seriously bad weeks. Sometimes I submit something absolutely perfect, and when I check it ONE GODDAMN minute later, an admin has already redlit it.
My point is, it's not being TF, it's being funny and lucky. Lucky to find an article, lucky to submit it to the right subcategory where the right admin is in the right mood. That's it. Besides, there's a magical place where everything you ever submit shows up on the mainpage. It costs, like, 17 cents a day, though, so might be out of range for ya.
I hear the sirens. Ride's here.
 
Seb
2009-02-21 11:25:34 AM
"fbxrd" might be the well known fark cliche, but I've always been fond of "tjos weel," which is a transposed right-hand typo for "this week". Apparently so does - this person.
 
2009-02-21 11:41:18 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-21 12:08:56 PM
dayton's news source looks like they have sticks up their ass -- maybe the editor types with one, too.
 
2009-02-21 12:09:15 PM
Tjsflshoudw

/British
 
2009-02-21 12:18:44 PM
Flashman73: two
japanese
sluts
f*ck,
lick &
suck
hornily.
one
dildo,
wet


Brilliant haiku! A truly moving poem.
 
2009-02-21 12:21:14 PM
Ghettochip_Malfunction: Tjsflshoudw

/British


God, I hate seeing Tjsflshodw spelled with a U. It doesn't even look like a word.
 
2009-02-21 12:35:46 PM
kpaxoid: Yeah.

You don't get greenlit unless you belong to total fark.


Not so - I've gotten 2 over greenlit after many years of submitting. You just have to have the right headline on the right day during the correct phase of the moon - or something like that.
 
2009-02-21 12:50:40 PM
I got a stupid Photoshop cliche idea greenlit. But I clicked the link and somewhat enjoyed the article as well. Lots o' biatchin' & moanin' here. Sheesh.

I'm also the type of person to occasionally use the memo portion of a check to write something that amuses me. For a while, I put "Extortion" on my car insurance payments. If grad school loans weren't automated, I'd put something like "Expensive Placemat" or similar on there.

The kind of people who have a problem with this - or simply don't get the everyday amusement angle - are well represented in this thread. It's surprising, but 'duckyroll' was great though obtuse and 'rickroll' is the cheap, idiot-proof spawn. And it's just fun to say the word smock. Smock smock smock smock smock
 
2009-02-21 12:58:03 PM
sp0rk_of_psychosis: I got a stupid Photoshop cliche idea greenlit. But I clicked the link and somewhat enjoyed the article as well. Lots o' biatchin' & moanin' here. Sheesh.

I'm also the type of person to occasionally use the memo portion of a check to write something that amuses me. For a while, I put "Extortion" on my car insurance payments. If grad school loans weren't automated, I'd put something like "Expensive Placemat" or similar on there.

The kind of people who have a problem with this - or simply don't get the everyday amusement angle - are well represented in this thread. It's surprising, but 'duckyroll' was great though obtuse and 'rickroll' is the cheap, idiot-proof spawn. And it's just fun to say the word smock. Smock smock smock smock smock



A normal person puts the account or invoice number there.

say scuba

scuba scuba scuba scuba
 
2009-02-21 12:58:39 PM
spell check fail
 
2009-02-21 01:03:14 PM
Momzilla59: kpaxoid: Yeah.

You don't get greenlit unless you belong to total fark.

Not so - I've gotten 2 over greenlit after many years of submitting. You just have to have the right headline on the right day during the correct phase of the moon - or something like that.


Yeah, kpaxoid, I know what you mean. I've submitted over 6 headlines and NONE of them were greenlit. And they were all PERFECT and BRILLIANT. Oh, tjsflshodw. (Hope I don't get banned for using that language.)
 
2009-02-21 01:09:55 PM
Momzilla59: kpaxoid: Yeah.

You don't get greenlit unless you belong to total fark.

Not so - I've gotten 2 over greenlit after many years of submitting. You just have to have the right headline on the right day during the correct phase of the moon - or something like that.


I think you have it right there. I check astrology forecasts too.
 
2009-02-21 01:10:03 PM
fbxrd indeed
 
2009-02-21 01:13:29 PM
This just shows foul lies stick hard on dumb women.
 
2009-02-21 01:44:26 PM
E cipseddat drec fedr y suna jetau kysa myhkiyka raytmeha.
 
2009-02-21 02:03:50 PM
CAT: Hey! I've got you now! (Holding out his letters up for LISTER to see.) J O Z X Y Q K.
LISTER: That's not a word.
CAT: It's a cat word.
LISTER: Jaw-ziks-kuh?
CAT: That's not how you pronounce it!
LISTER: What's it mean?
CAT: It's the sound you get when you get your sexual organs trapped in something!

/all I've got
 
2009-02-21 02:04:08 PM
dahmers love zombie: the general "theme" of "s", "fbxrd"

my two most favorite threads ever, makes me smile just to think of them

i think the headline on the article itself "tjsflshodw" is positioned in a way where it is not visibly obvious.

/give it time
 
2009-02-21 02:10:02 PM
terrible job, subby. farkers like stupid humor on drew's website.
 
2009-02-21 02:32:38 PM
sp0rk_of_psychosis: I got a stupid Photoshop cliche idea greenlit. But I clicked the link and somewhat enjoyed the article as well. Lots o' biatchin' & moanin' here. Sheesh.

I'm also the type of person to occasionally use the memo portion of a check to write something that amuses me. For a while, I put "Extortion" on my car insurance payments. If grad school loans weren't automated, I'd put something like "Expensive Placemat" or similar on there.

The kind of people who have a problem with this - or simply don't get the everyday amusement angle - are well represented in this thread. It's surprising, but 'duckyroll' was great though obtuse and 'rickroll' is the cheap, idiot-proof spawn. And it's just fun to say the word smock. Smock smock smock smock smock


My friend went to get a rim for my car while I was at work. I wrote him a check and put "rim job" in the memo.

/the memo is meant for the funny!
 
2009-02-21 02:48:05 PM
I'll see your Tjsflshodw, and raise you a Glybhiflagetpl.

o_O
 
2009-02-21 03:01:23 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tjsflshodw
 
2009-02-21 03:38:12 PM
jayessell: TANSTAAFL

But there's a buy one-get one free special!
 
2009-02-21 04:17:08 PM
The headline made more sense than the article.
 
2009-02-21 04:23:34 PM
While we're on the subject of crazy mixed-up letters, anyone know where to get a good puukko?
 
2009-02-21 05:15:58 PM
onebadgungan: Momzilla59: kpaxoid: Yeah.

You don't get greenlit unless you belong to total fark.

Not so - I've gotten 2 over greenlit after many years of submitting. You just have to have the right headline on the right day during the correct phase of the moon - or something like that.

Yeah, kpaxoid, I know what you mean. I've submitted over 6 headlines and NONE of them were greenlit. And they were all PERFECT and BRILLIANT. Oh, tjsflshodw. (Hope I don't get banned for using that language.)


I'm not TotalFark, and have had 60 greenlights.
 
2009-02-21 07:00:15 PM
¿ʞɹɐɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ
 
2009-02-21 07:45:44 PM
Does this mean they are gonna tear down all of slavic village and east cleveland?

/sesspools
 
2009-02-21 08:39:03 PM
One more vote for an 'Ohio' tag. Frgnxus.
 
2009-02-21 10:47:40 PM
combatkarl: I'll see your Tjsflshodw, and raise you a Glybhiflagetpl.

Maggie Glybhiflagetpl?
img2.timeinc.net
 
2009-02-21 11:04:43 PM
Hey SUBBY!

i280.photobucket.com

/RTFA, came to do what madmann did.
 
2009-02-21 11:58:39 PM
jgm1976: Fhqwhgads?

Came for the fhqwhgads, left satisfied.

For farkers who don't get the headline... RTFA.

/yes, i said it.
//RTFA you.
 
2009-02-22 12:56:30 AM
If you don't get it, I'm not explaining it to you. Just kinda ruins the whole damn thing.

/damn
 
2009-02-22 01:49:27 AM
i never heard the word tjsflshodw until i moved to springfield....
 
2009-02-22 02:26:22 AM
sp0rk_of_psychosis: I got a stupid Photoshop cliche idea greenlit. But I clicked the link and somewhat enjoyed the article as well. Lots o' biatchin' & moanin' here. Sheesh.

I'm also the type of person to occasionally use the memo portion of a check to write something that amuses me. For a while, I put "Extortion" on my car insurance payments. If grad school loans weren't automated, I'd put something like "Expensive Placemat" or similar on there.

The kind of people who have a problem with this - or simply don't get the everyday amusement angle - are well represented in this thread. It's surprising, but 'duckyroll' was great though obtuse and 'rickroll' is the cheap, idiot-proof spawn. And it's just fun to say the word smock. Smock smock smock smock smock


I always write "the goods" if I'm writing a check to someone or some place where I don't have an account number.
 
2009-02-22 12:08:38 PM
its here too
Link
 
2009-02-22 06:09:33 PM
TooCheapToTF 2009-02-21 04:23:34 PM
While we're on the subject of crazy mixed-up letters, anyone know where to get a good puukko?

Meow? (new thingydoodle)
 
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