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(Bangkok Post)   Old and busted: Catholic Priest sex scandal. New Hotness: Buddhist Monk sex Scandal. So, would that be Monk, he see - Monk, he do?   (bangkokpost.com) divider line
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2009-02-20 03:40:26 PM  
Butthist?
 
2009-02-20 03:41:07 PM  
Now that is a headline with WIN! +1 subby

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2009-02-20 04:01:07 PM  
you got robbed subby. probably because we NEED another watchmen thread.
 
2009-02-20 04:11:27 PM  
This so deserved a green.

+1
 
2009-02-20 04:35:35 PM  
What is the Sound of one hand fapping?
 
2009-02-21 12:24:59 AM  
Robbery - absolute robbery, I tells ya!

+1 anyway in protest.
 
2009-02-21 05:26:01 PM  
+1 Subby, bravo.
 
2009-02-21 05:27:39 PM  
Way to go, subby...way to go...
/+1 Subby
 
2009-02-21 05:28:51 PM  
Oh, and by the way, the fact this is from Bangcock is just a coincidence...
 
2009-02-21 05:29:34 PM  
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GOD DAMMIT SUBBY! You're a goddamn genius! That is the most outstanding headline I've ever seen. You mush have a goddamn IQ of 160! You are goddamn gifted subby!
 
2009-02-21 05:30:06 PM  
THAT was awesome.
 
2009-02-21 05:30:19 PM  
Budda sects?
 
2009-02-21 05:30:42 PM  
Ouch subby I literally winced at this headline.
 
2009-02-21 05:33:00 PM  
Their quarrel turned violent. The jilted lover, after being beaten up, reported the matter to the police

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin to fark with!
 
2009-02-21 05:34:00 PM  
The thing about Buddhists is that they actually CAN deny a scandal and not be hypocrites.

ANYONE ELSE: "It never happened. Don't know what you're talking about." (This is denial.)

A BUDDHIST: "There is no scandal. None of us are here. It is an illusion." (This is doctrine.)

They had their asses covered a couple of millenia ago.
 
2009-02-21 05:34:48 PM  
Is it even legal to torture a headline like that?
 
2009-02-21 05:35:10 PM  
Subby is redeemed.

/+1
 
2009-02-21 05:35:52 PM  
Penguin the Red must be subby.
 
2009-02-21 05:37:00 PM  
FTA:

The last straw was reportedly the taint of semen on the abbot's mattress.

...

The abbot fled and quit the monkhood to avoid arrest and forced disrobement.

...

Many say they have noticed a stark increase in the number of "katoey" novices who show little restraint in expressing themselves, including the use of cosmetics, the readjusting of robes for a fashionable look, and the public display of feminine gestures.


"Katoey"?
 
2009-02-21 05:37:14 PM  
Make me come with everything.
 
2009-02-21 05:38:50 PM  

keypusher: FTA:

The last straw was reportedly the taint of semen on the abbot's mattress.

...

The abbot fled and quit the monkhood to avoid arrest and forced disrobement.

...

Many say they have noticed a stark increase in the number of "katoey" novices who show little restraint in expressing themselves, including the use of cosmetics, the readjusting of robes for a fashionable look, and the public display of feminine gestures.

"Katoey"?


ladyboys
 
2009-02-21 05:39:38 PM  
Monks and their Bad Habits .
 
2009-02-21 05:40:23 PM  
My brother has been a Buddhist monk for decades. He's a womanizing drunk. And apparently, fits right in.
 
2009-02-21 05:43:30 PM  
There's a reason instituional Buddhism had tended to recede before the onslaught of Islam...
 
hng
2009-02-21 05:43:59 PM  
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give me one with everything"
 
2009-02-21 05:44:34 PM  
it's better to be a warrior poet instead of a warrior monk because warrior poets get to drink saki and carouse with nubile Nippon womens


if your main interest is origami, then you can be either


but if you want to breathe, then breathe and don't worry about it
 
2009-02-21 05:45:53 PM  
The abbot fled and quit the monkhood to avoid arrest and forced disrobement

Oh, I suspect he rather liked the forced disrobement part.
 
2009-02-21 05:46:27 PM  
Nice ad banner, too.

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A/S/L?

32/M/temple
 
2009-02-21 05:47:13 PM  
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
2009-02-21 05:52:51 PM  
headline would be perfect if just that last part. would even have bought the shirt.
 
2009-02-21 05:52:55 PM  
hng
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give Make me one with everything"

FTFY
 
2009-02-21 05:53:03 PM  
The last straw was reportedly the taint of semen on the abbot's mattress.

The last straw was reportedly the taint taste of semen on the abbot's mattress ladyboy mistress.
 
2009-02-21 05:53:18 PM  

hng: Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give me one with everything"


MAKE me one with everything.

Same guy refused novocaine.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.
 
2009-02-21 05:53:23 PM  
old and busted: the "old and busted headline"
new hotness: shooting the subtards that can't think up a funny headline and have to revert to 1996 movie quotes from the fresh prince.
 
2009-02-21 05:55:34 PM  

CrankMyBlueSax: Now that is a headline with WIN! +1 subby


Oh, my yes! +100 and one (1) Internet.
 
2009-02-21 05:57:31 PM  
I like to think that a catholic priest pedophile plays with children's pee pees. A pedophile monk may only rub their bellys.
 
2009-02-21 06:01:54 PM  
*golf clap*

I laughed my face off, Subby.
 
2009-02-21 06:06:47 PM  
+1 Q.E.D.
 
hng
2009-02-21 06:09:01 PM  

SordidEuphemism: hng: Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give me one with everything"

MAKE me one with everything.

Same guy refused novocaine.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.


run4urlife: hng
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give Make me one with everything"

FTFY


I was wrong, and now I have been corrrrrected
 
2009-02-21 06:12:19 PM  

run4urlife: hng
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give Make me one with everything"

FTFY


The monk takes the man's 10-dollar bill, and hands him back a hot dog. The guy says, "Hey, where's the change?"

"Change comes from within."
 
2009-02-21 06:18:02 PM  
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2009-02-21 06:23:51 PM  
Don't call them monkeys! First the blacks threw a fit about that, and now it's going to be the Asians.
 
2009-02-21 06:25:05 PM  
That headline is pun of the year material.
 
2009-02-21 06:25:17 PM  

CrankMyBlueSax: Now that is a headline with WIN! +1 subby


What disturbs me the most in your ani-gif is the guy in the background that just paces back and forth
 
2009-02-21 06:32:24 PM  
Am I the only person that thought subby should have chosen one or the other? Make up your mind and submit 1 headline.
 
2009-02-21 06:36:21 PM  
I know two women whose travels in Asia featured young "lovelorn" monks who were basically hitting on them, or more. My friend who traveled to Thailand noticed this... and my girlfriend, while in Korea, actually had a monk ask her on a date. Nothing creepy, but despite the robes they were still acting like young men might be expected to act around friendly, attractive foreign women.

This just in... monks are human too.
 
2009-02-21 06:41:07 PM  

No Such Agency: I know two women whose travels in Asia featured young "lovelorn" monks who were basically hitting on them, or more. My friend who traveled to Thailand noticed this...


Bullshiat. Having traveled Thailand myself I can say that the monks there go out of their way to avoid even TOUCHING a female. In fact, a monk nearly jumped to avoid my wife when she was about to accidentally bump into him. No way would a monk in Thailand be hitting on any woman.
 
2009-02-21 06:47:07 PM  

Bronzed War God: Am I the only person that thought subby should have chosen one or the other? Make up your mind and submit 1 headline.


It was a funny headline. Don't think too much.
 
2009-02-21 06:58:23 PM  
Russell: You could join a monastery.
John: Did you ever see a monk get wildly farked by some teenage girls?
Russell: Never.
John: So much for the monastery.

/First thing I thought of.
//Bravo, submitter.
 
2009-02-21 07:08:40 PM  

kyoryu: run4urlife: hng
Guy walks up to a Buddhist hot dog cart and says "give Make me one with everything"

FTFY

The monk takes the man's 10-dollar bill, and hands him back a hot dog. The guy says, "Hey, where's the change?"

"Change comes from within."


Darn it, I was going to finish the joke.

/we will all receive total consciousness
 
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