Bravo Subby.

This one, at least for me, is worthy of an overpriced T-Shirt.

One gold star for subby!

I for one welcome our new fuzzy, little overlords!

I think ceiling mice watch us do anything that ends in -ate

Toss a few cats in there.

That's what cats are for.

Im ready..

Have no fear my trouser snake is here!

STFU subby, you don't know me.

They are watching me justaweebitbelowaveragegate.

I wants a new trial!

The jury was distracted!

/nice one subby

Nice work subby...

FTA:

Court employees and lawyers say the rodents scuttle down corridors, munch legal papers and scratch behind the walls.

I have to admit, that's the first time in a long time I've seen the word "munch" used that didn't involve lesbians.

Victor mouse traps. Use beef jerkey for bait, wire it to the trigger with some copper wire.

Same goes for rats, just use the bigger traps.

Where is ceiling cat when you need him?

Maybe they should call this guy-



/hot like that acid he shot

Would somebody please do a "ceiling mouse is in yr laww coortz, obstructn justiz" Photoshop?

Immediately thought of:

Are they armed? This is important.



/Wrong thread?

The damn "Capitol Critters" pic wouldn't load.

I for one welcome our new mice ceiling overlords

HighOnCraic: I submitted this with the headline "Ceiling mice are watching you adjudicate," so I'm not getting a kick out of these replies.

Clever, but you do see why this one is better, right?

Mickey Moused justice system.

Real Story: Rats and mice cohabitating...

Sinking ship? Or would that be rats?

/watch out, Kenny

You Farkers are disappointing me. 24 replies and no Hitchhikers reference? For shame...

These Ratzapper things are awesome.
They take 4AA batteries. You put some food at the closed end. There's 2 metal plates on the floor.

It's always putting out a small test charge. When something conducts, it switches on the big transformer and... electrocutes it.

Dump, repeat.

Downside: it will make your TV fuzz over while the rat's being electrocuted.

Technology is grand.

"I hate meeses to pieces".
Mr. Jinks the Cat

Last week, one mouse ran around a courtroom floor for an hour during a burglary trial.

I kan haz kat burglar?

/Came for the Hitchhikers Guide references
//left disappointed

davethepumper: Where is ceiling cat when you need him?

He is busy not being impressed

Came here for 42.

/disappointed

Came for a shop of ceiling mice...leaving disappointed, but I'll get over it.

mikey15



FIFY

/hotlinked and not mine

I just litigated on your FACE

mikey15

Dude, that is fantastic!

Court employees and lawyers say the rodents scuttle down corridors, munch legal papers and scratch behind the walls.

Finally, legal papers put to appropriate use.

came here for ceiling cat reference
was not disappointed

Just make Trillian put them back in their cage.

/you get the idea
//my apologies Mr. Adams

Just adding my +1 for teh subbay :)

So the mice in the legislature are watching the rats in the legislature?

Oznog: Downside: it will make your TV fuzz over while the rat's being electrocuted.
Technology is grand.
You are Percy Wetmore, and I claim my sponge.

Shakespeare's Monkey: FTFA: One judge at the Palm Beach County Courthouse calls it an infestation.

I see Judge Obvious is still sitting on the bench; fine work, your honor.

Don't taunt the dynamite mouse?

They'd call in the pied piper but they don't know which group of rodents would go drown themselves in the lake; the mice or the lawyers. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll show up anyway.

varmitydog: They'd call in the pied piper but they don't know which group of rodents would go drown themselves in the lake; the mice or the lawyers.

Would it matter?