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(Telegraph)   Georgian scientists develop technique for harnessing energy from hamsters, you just have to make sure they're in the right gere first   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2009-02-20 04:15:53 AM  
+1

Where I come from, this rumor was centered around Jerry Penacoli, though. In his KYW days.
 
2009-02-20 04:28:43 AM  
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Cog
2009-02-20 04:30:41 AM  
+1, headline of the year nominee IMHO
 
2009-02-20 04:56:47 AM  
+1. Poor guy, he's never going to get away from that rumor.
 
2009-02-20 05:21:01 AM  
I try to save my +1's for where they're really deserved.

+1, subby.
 
2009-02-20 05:50:33 AM  
+1, subby.
 
2009-02-20 06:40:10 AM  
Thanks for starting my day with a chuckle, subby.

+1
 
2009-02-20 08:03:07 AM  
Hamsters don't have tails. Just sayin'.
 
2009-02-20 08:03:53 AM  
guffaw +1
 
2009-02-20 08:04:03 AM  
+1

It's pleasant to come into work, pull up fark, look at the very first headline and laugh out loud.

/tough week, thanks
 
2009-02-20 08:04:20 AM  
I have a hamster up my butt right now and I'm OW enjoying these OUCH replies.
 
2009-02-20 08:05:43 AM  
Definitely +1, subby!

It almost slipped by...
 
2009-02-20 08:05:59 AM  
Haha! That's great, subby!

+1
 
2009-02-20 08:06:18 AM  
Armageddon!

/awesome headline subster
 
2009-02-20 08:06:23 AM  
+1, subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2009-02-20 08:07:54 AM  
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2009-02-20 08:08:20 AM  
"Experts believe the technique could one day be used to capture power produced by humans. "
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2009-02-20 08:10:57 AM  
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Did anybody mention putting a hamster up your butt, because you know that's funny.

/Senor Fuzz is not amused
 
2009-02-20 08:15:27 AM  
Subby, you are naughty naughty boy (or girl).

+1
 
2009-02-20 08:16:39 AM  
Habitrail for Humanity
 
2009-02-20 08:17:12 AM  
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2009-02-20 08:17:36 AM  
That's pretty cool. I've always thought it would be great to develop this sort of technology and hook it up to people at the gym. We could solve the energy crisis AND the obesity problem.
 
2009-02-20 08:18:12 AM  

Jerseylina: +1

Where I come from, this rumor was centered around Jerry Penacoli, though. In his KYW days.


Hey, someone else remembers Jerry Penacoli jokes!!

/Also remember Jim O'Brien jokes.
 
2009-02-20 08:18:27 AM  

maxwahrhaftig: "Experts believe the technique could one day be used to capture power produced by humans. "


dammit

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2009-02-20 08:18:35 AM  
I thought this was done years ago, and it was called the "Geo"
 
2009-02-20 08:20:14 AM  
Shakespeare's Monkey: The hammy's hat - is that the juicer from a bottle of El Toro?
 
2009-02-20 08:20:28 AM  
Nice headline. Rivals this one (pops).
 
2009-02-20 08:20:53 AM  
subby

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2009-02-20 08:20:57 AM  
Bin dun
(free yourself Neo)

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/tis hot like the energy released by a billion humans
 
2009-02-20 08:21:45 AM  
Subby made my day.

+1
 
2009-02-20 08:25:36 AM  
Prefers gerbils.

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2009-02-20 08:26:01 AM  
Don't they realize that if this kind of energy source fell into the wrong hands it could easily lead to...ARMAGEDDON!?
 
2009-02-20 08:32:15 AM  

nopokerface: Hamsters don't have tails. Just sayin'.


Just short ones. Pic ITFA.
/Just sayin'.
 
2009-02-20 08:37:01 AM  
We already taught them to play piano. Link (new window)

/Sort of
 
2009-02-20 08:41:58 AM  
I don't have any friends (really, not one friend). I have a hamster and she has saved me from committing suicide many times. She is so cute and likes to sleep with me (not in me). Without my hamster, I would probably be sad and dead instead of just sad.

/thanks hammie, I love you!
 
2009-02-20 08:42:54 AM  
No one has mentioned Dr. Wang yet? Wow you guys are slipping.

/PENIS PENIS PENIS
 
2009-02-20 08:43:50 AM  
Even if it is a tired and well used joke, it still got a smile from me....
 
2009-02-20 08:44:01 AM  
If only there could be a "cheeky" tag.
 
2009-02-20 08:44:14 AM  
Congrats on all the +1s, subby.
 
2009-02-20 08:44:48 AM  
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Not without a fight this time!

+1 Subby!
 
2009-02-20 08:45:44 AM  
snakes have known how to get energy from rodents for eons. OM NOM NOM
 
2009-02-20 08:48:57 AM  
CanisNoir Not without a fight this time!

The 2nd amendment guarantees your right to
Bear arms?
Arm bears?
Arm teddy bear hamsters?

Something like that.
 
2009-02-20 08:49:58 AM  

Enter Login Here: We already taught them to play piano. Link (new window)

/Sort of


Never seen that before.. Awesome.
 
2009-02-20 08:50:01 AM  

CanisNoir: Not without a fight this time!

+1 Subby!


Wait..I see four feet, so what the hell is that in the middle?
 
2009-02-20 08:50:02 AM  
According to Wiki, there aren't any confirmed reports of anyone ever doing that.
 
2009-02-20 08:50:15 AM  
How many people have now clicked on sad canadianloon's profile?
 
2009-02-20 08:53:45 AM  
well of course, hamsters are at the center of two by four technology
/obscure?
 
2009-02-20 08:57:51 AM  

canadianloon: I don't have any friends (really, not one friend). I have a hamster and she has saved me from committing suicide many times. She is so cute and likes to sleep with me (not in me). Without my hamster, I would probably be sad and dead instead of just sad.

/thanks hammie, I love you!


Suicide is painless.

/just sayin
 
2009-02-20 08:58:05 AM  

canadianloon: I don't have any friends (really, not one friend). I have a hamster and she has saved me from committing suicide many times. She is so cute and likes to sleep with me (not in me). Without my hamster, I would probably be sad and dead instead of just sad.

/thanks hammie, I love you!


Let me just tell you, that morning crud in your eye was not left by the sandman

/BTW, your hamster isn't named Sandman is it?
 
2009-02-20 08:58:29 AM  
Shakespeare's Monkey
Is that a Real Mexican or is he just using cinco de mayo as an excuse to get drunk
wait who needs an excuse

CanisNoir
Where can I get a militant hamster my army of lobstermen is not coming together right and I realy need to step up my plans for world domination
 
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