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(Mainichi Daily News)   Viagra professor not liable for sexual harrasment but the government is   (mdn.mainichi.co.jp) divider line 39
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2003-01-29 11:03:19 PM  
What are the odds I'd have a huge boner right now?
 
2003-01-29 11:03:23 PM  
Does being hit by a nerf ball constitute sexual harrasment?
 
2003-01-29 11:05:22 PM  
I have a question: If the nerf chick joined the NFL would her talent be considered an illegal forward pass?
 
2003-01-29 11:05:26 PM  
This one's hard to swallow.
 
2003-01-29 11:05:46 PM  
Now where did I put that Japan tag?

/looks around
 
2003-01-29 11:05:47 PM  
When she entered the room, the elderly professor locked the door and urged her to have sex with him saying, "Come on! I have taken Viagra just for you."

Story of my life, just change elderly professor with dorky teenager and viagra with pants off
 
2003-01-29 11:06:22 PM  
either way...didn't work.
 
2003-01-29 11:08:32 PM  
"Come on! I have taken Viagra just for you."

I can't believe she could resist a line like that.
 
2003-01-29 11:09:29 PM  
RyanC829:

If she was past the line of scrimmage, yes.
 
2003-01-29 11:11:09 PM  
01-29-03 11:09:29 PM Millay

BAHAHAHA! :)
 
2003-01-29 11:11:23 PM  
When you're all wrinkly its hard to be smooth.
 
2003-01-29 11:11:55 PM  
Egg-head professor by day. Viagra-Man by night! Making the bedroom a battle royalle for women pleasure.
 
2003-01-29 11:17:47 PM  
Can you blame him? This is the storyline of, like, every hentai movie ever. (non-tentacled ones, at least.)
 
2003-01-29 11:19:04 PM  
my friend makes unfunny posts for me....
 
2003-01-29 11:20:16 PM  
What's "harrasment" .. learn how to spell, idiot.
 
2003-01-29 11:21:49 PM  
Does anyone have the link to that NERF vid anymore? I want to show it off.
 
2003-01-29 11:25:17 PM  
The unnamed professor was later heard to say,
"Well, it worked for Clinton."
 
2003-01-29 11:27:01 PM  
www.freakhole.com NSFW and if you don't know what that means don't go there and don't touch the wet paint.

That's the home page and if you illiterate farks can't read then you will get a suprise.

Farkers can understand "NSFW" but can't read "not save for work" and then complain... duh... and so the link gets pulled.
 
2003-01-29 11:37:12 PM  
'bout time for a boobies link.
 
2003-01-29 11:37:29 PM  
Didn't the guy lock the door by himself?
Didn't he ask the woman for sex?

How could he NOT be liable???

Oh yep, I see Geppetto up there pulling the puppet strings!
 
2003-01-29 11:43:17 PM  
4.5 million Yen, that's like 700 dollars, right?
 
2003-01-29 11:46:20 PM  
Maybe taught the school a thing or two
 
2003-01-29 11:48:01 PM  
In another news the lawsuit was for 4.5 million yen and was dropped to 1.2 million yen. In US dollars that is about the same amount of money George W. Bush spent on gasoline last weekend.
 
2003-01-29 11:50:46 PM  
Tsunami

Cool. I was worried I would lose out on the opportunity to be thoroughly disgusted after work. I saw a clip of a chick doing this with a Coke can, and was rather impressed, more because her ass was amazing than because she birthed a Coke can.
 
2003-01-29 11:52:29 PM  
Bush spent more on gas last week than all of Europe, if you include our military's use. Not that I'm complaining. In fact, I think I'm bragging.
 
2003-01-30 12:00:16 AM  
We definately need a boobies link.
Kittens are overrunning the gawdam planet as we speak.
 
2003-01-30 12:13:11 AM  
Better yet how about 2 boobies links?
 
2003-01-30 12:22:50 AM  
Lollygaggers!: Reminds me of that skit on SNL 3-4 years ago, "Up Close With Gepetto".

"Can it be? You're a real boy!"
 
2003-01-30 12:25:29 AM  
Nerf

anyone have the url to that previous nerf link?

What was that all about? I never clicked on it
 
2003-01-30 12:31:00 AM  
Why didn't she just nip it in the bud ?
 
2003-01-30 01:19:06 AM  
Seriously, though, how much IS 7.5 million Yen, in USD?
 
2003-01-30 02:04:31 AM  
...the State Redress Law, which stipulates that the employer is liable for misconduct committed by a public servant on duty.

Note to self: move to Japan. Get a state-related job there. Go on business trip and harass the hell out of my assistant. Have employer assume responsibility for what is obviously and undeniably gross misconduct on my part.

I love it when morons make laws. Not that Canada or the US is short of instances of that department.
 
2003-01-30 02:05:11 AM  
Magic -- divide by a hundred, that'll give you a rough idea.
 
2003-01-30 02:05:32 AM  
mandatory retirement age? Where can I get me one of those?
 
2003-01-30 02:26:57 AM  
aahhh...the little blue wonder...

hey, anyone notice that as soon as you open Pepsi Blue you can smell it within 10 feet of the bottle/can/whatever?
 
2003-01-30 02:27:04 AM  
Rosalea: mandatory retirement is needed in Japan to kick all the old farts out. As Japan has the highest average life expectancy in the world, mandatory retire is needed to get those who are past being able to make decisions and do any kind of work to get out and get someone else in there to harrass the assistants.
Most of Japan is run by old farts that have no idea of what is going on around them anyway
 
2003-01-30 04:23:57 AM  
Lollygaggers!: Yeah, wasn't it a while ago that some group of old farts left the Diet for being for being old enough to remember when the US had a civil war.... I mean even Strom Thurmond shouldn't be in office... If you can remember when planes just came out and when the Model-T was the car of the year, you just should retire... and move to FLORIDA like the rest of them....
 
2003-01-30 03:38:41 PM  
I take Viagra and Ex-Lax. That way I can come and go as I please.
 
2003-01-30 07:06:50 PM  
I'd like to have a country with this law: All people who use bad puns shall be dragged out in the street on national television, have firecrackers shoved up their ass and detonated, and then shot in the head.
 
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