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(Telegraph)   Muslim cleric in the UK says drunks should be flogged. Government officials respond that there aren't enough whips in England   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 191
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2009-02-19 02:15:30 PM
I doubt he wants to let that cat out of the bag...

/"Letting the cat out of the bag" is attributed to the cat-o-nine-tails being stored in a red baize bag.
 
2009-02-19 02:21:18 PM
Well he sounds like a reasonable man...
 
2009-02-19 02:21:45 PM
He should be flogged.
 
2009-02-19 02:26:31 PM
You don't live in Biblevania anymore mister cleric.
 
2009-02-19 02:34:12 PM
What about religious extremists? Can we flog them too?
 
2009-02-19 02:44:25 PM
He also wrote that everything would be "sound" and "put right" if Sharia law was introduced in the UK, adding: "Islam is undeniably the only real solution for Britain's problems."

Yes, because it's working so well elsewhere in the world.
 
2009-02-19 02:51:39 PM
Well, between drunks and flogging, you've got rum and the lash. Which leads to the question...where's the buggery?
 
2009-02-19 03:38:01 PM
Centewion, stwike him wuffwy and thwow him to the gwound.
 
2009-02-19 03:46:06 PM
And this guy in the U.S. says extremists of all religions should be shot.
 
2009-02-19 03:46:42 PM
He wants to remove alcohol from society?! Absurd.

Methinks HE should be removed from society.
 
2009-02-19 03:47:02 PM
Muslim cleric Wanker in the UK says drunks bishop should be flogged.
 
2009-02-19 03:47:11 PM
Religion of Peace FTW!
 
2009-02-19 03:47:34 PM
I usually have to pay extra for that.
 
2009-02-19 03:48:36 PM
Being a dickhead?
That's a flogging.

In other news, crazy people are crazy, more at 11:00.
 
2009-02-19 03:48:43 PM
Wouldn't it just be easier to flog Muslims?
 
2009-02-19 03:49:00 PM
I really truly and utterly dislike the Muslim Religion. It's just plain silly and needs to come to an end. Between wanting to control everything and kill every one I don't see how it's made it this far.
 
2009-02-19 03:50:00 PM
People who push their religious morals on others should be flogged.
 
2009-02-19 03:50:02 PM
SusanIvanova: Well, between drunks and flogging, you've got rum and the lash. Which leads to the question...where's the buggery?

There's plenty of that in Islam, too, for unmarried men especially.
 
2009-02-19 03:50:27 PM
MADD and this guy are going to form an Axis of Teetotalers.
 
2009-02-19 03:50:30 PM
Oh this idiot again. He's just a loud-mouth fool, similar to the fundies we got here in the US that thinks all laws should be based on the Bible. Only difference, besides the religion, is that he's got no real power or sway.

Fun to laugh at though.
 
2009-02-19 03:50:40 PM
That cleric needs a cocktail!
 
2009-02-19 03:52:09 PM
I want to know what his opinion on thirteen year-old boys procreating with fifteen year-old girls...who also have sex with other teens?
How does your sharia say that should be handled, Mr. Funny Hat?
 
2009-02-19 03:52:39 PM
Goodbye UK. It was nice knowing you.

We'll soon be invading your former country as the next terrorist training hotspot in the world.
 
2009-02-19 03:53:13 PM
The English Major: How does your sharia say that should be handled, Mr. Funny Hat?

that's pretty much an ideal Arab wedding right there
 
2009-02-19 03:53:28 PM
...but where *would* you find a whip big enough to flog Ireland with...?
 
2009-02-19 03:53:32 PM
Just his 2 cents.

/Bottoms up!
 
2009-02-19 03:53:34 PM
I love how these pictures always show clerics with the index finger pointing up in authority.
 
2009-02-19 03:53:59 PM
No...psychos on pedestals are the root of all evil.
 
2009-02-19 03:54:00 PM
If he doesn't like how civilized cultures run their countries, he's perfectly free to go countries where the culture conforms to his worldview. I hear some of them even have indoor plumbing.
 
2009-02-19 03:54:01 PM
Hows about we flog people who suggest flogging? ... and yeah, Id take a hit just for allowing it to happen.
 
2009-02-19 03:54:01 PM
Well, Mr. Cleric, you're free to take you fundamentalist ass and move to a country more suited to your extreme religious views...

I'm sure you're more than willing to sacrifice your cushy existence in a wealthy, liberal western country to prove your devotion to your religious beliefs, right?
 
2009-02-19 03:54:45 PM
A muslim said it? Then, by all means, let's do it! They have such a peaceful, tolerant and accommodating world view.
 
2009-02-19 03:55:12 PM
No Catchy Nickname: He also wrote that everything would be "sound" and "put right" if Sharia law was introduced in the UK, adding: "Islam is undeniably the only real solution for Britain's problems."

Yes, because it's working so well elsewhere in the world.


Under what other system can you kill your sister if she is raped or execute homo-gays?
 
2009-02-19 03:55:37 PM
keylock71

I'm sure you're more than willing to sacrifice your cushy existence in a wealthy, liberal western country to prove your devotion to your religious beliefs, right?

Let's send him to Alabama or Mississippi. Or, if we're feeling mean, Alaska.
 
2009-02-19 03:55:50 PM
They should have a referendum!

Everybody in Britain who thinks drunks should be flogged.

And everybody in Britain who thinks Muslims should be flogged.
 
2009-02-19 03:55:54 PM
"Welcome to Britain, Mr. Muslim"

"Thank you very much, glad to be here. From now on, you will conform to Sharia law, or I will be forced to call you racist"

"I say, there's a rebate on return tickets!"

What an absolute bastard to think Britain will just magically roll over and adopt Sharia law. Where does he think he is, France?

If you don't like drunk people, stay the hell out of the West! And Russia! And... well... anywhere not muslim, really.

/you can have my beer when I piss it all over your face
//do NOT get between a Brit (or a Dane in my case) and his beer!
///I think the same goes with most Americans, by the way
 
2009-02-19 03:56:03 PM
Muslim cleric in the UK says drunks should be flogged

Oh, go back to your cave and shut up.
 
2009-02-19 03:56:17 PM
I actually kind of look like he does in the picture, with the finger up in the air, when I'm ordering a drink at the bar!
 
2009-02-19 03:56:23 PM
23 posts before the first redneck that has never set foot outside his own county, chips in with how the UK is over run by teh evil muslems!!1!!
 
2009-02-19 03:56:39 PM
SusanIvanova: Well, between drunks and flogging, you've got rum and the lash. Which leads to the question...where's the buggery?

Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash! It made Britain Great!
And it will make her Great AGAIN!

/ aaaahahahahahahaha!
// Off to the Indies then. Wogs to oppress, don't you know.
/// Cheerio.
 
2009-02-19 03:56:41 PM
I really hate that finger in the air crap these self righteous douches always have.
I wanta flog him with a baseball bat.
 
2009-02-19 03:57:03 PM
albo

that's pretty much an ideal Arab wedding right there

Between this story and the one about the Iranian chick who had acid thrown in her eyes, I'm thinking a family vacation to the Middle East is out of the question.
 
2009-02-19 03:57:13 PM
Dear Reasonable Muslims of the World:

If you could do us a favor, please single out shartwads like this for satire and ridicule. Kind of like what we do to Fred Phelps.

Doing so, I believe, would go a great way in increasing mutual understanding between our respective yet eerily similar forms of Invisible Sky Wizard(tm) adulation. That is all. Thank you for your time and consideration.

-The other non-batshiat insane members of the human population
 
2009-02-19 03:57:22 PM
No Catchy Nickname: He also wrote that everything would be "sound" and "put right" if Sharia law was introduced in the UK, adding: "Islam is undeniably the only real solution for Britain's problems."

Yes, because it's working so well elsewhere in the world.


You took the words right out of my mouth (or typing fingers as the case may be).
 
2009-02-19 03:57:27 PM
strife: I love how these pictures always show clerics with the index finger pointing up in authority.

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It's a common trait amongst the power mad and just plain crazy...
 
2009-02-19 03:57:27 PM
Sharia law.

What to expect:

No alcohol
Women in burkas
Physical violence for minor offenses
Other religions are subject to Sharia law
Daily prayer calls over loud speakers
No Freedom of Speech
Mandatory education on the Koran
Violence against Homosexuals
Violence against Christians
Violence against Jews

/this is empirical data from visiting locations with Sharia law in place
 
2009-02-19 03:57:47 PM
I hate to break it to you emir, but they pay extra for that in the U.K.
 
2009-02-19 03:57:50 PM
They're British -- they're probably already getting flogged. Is this guy suggesting some sort of welfare program so they no longer have to pay for it?
 
2009-02-19 03:58:02 PM
Dear Mr. Cleric. Get back to us after you take care of those secularist opium farmers in Afghanistan, eh?
 
2009-02-19 03:58:04 PM
I love how these pictures always show clerics with the index finger pointing up in authority.

ah yes...the ol fickle finger of fate.
 
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