wearetheworld: I would've used a Mate-leao on him
bigheadface: Anyway, I was actually trying to say that there is more than one form of martial art that uses strikes.But thanks for playing
loonatic112358: X_ray_dude: Came for the Tae Kwon Leep reference./disappointed, but still early.//boot to the head!look up to my franticly, hastily pasted earlier post
That coward David Lopan: Since when does Bank of America give out belts?
FarkinHostile: PC LOAD LETTERUmmm...judo has no strikes in it. There are plenty of holds, so I am guessing that's where the judo came in, but if you strike in judo, you are really doing jujutsu.Well, technically there are strikes in judo, classified as Atemi Waza. Strikes are listed in the Kodokan under that designation. Strikes are also a part of the Nage No Kata, the formalized "ritual" demonstration of judo techniques. One of the requirements of Black Belt, in fact.
That coward David Lopan: Guy who's never thrown a punch in his adult life
Not An Alt: I have sex with male sheep
silentneep: loonatic112358:why does it seem as if you want to tackle the guy and have your way with him?AS IF THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
PC LOAD LETTER: Not An Alt: I have sex with male sheepTHIS
X_ray_dude: Came for the Tae Kwon Leep reference./disappointed, but still early.//boot to the head!
The_Gallant_Gallstone: Dammit loonatic112358Way to ruin a brilliant Bofa DEEZNUTS joke!
TehBoognish: I woulda shot him in the back of the head.
Not An Alt: I did yoga, which was a lot of meditation and breathing exercises, my sensei said "meditation is great and all, but it never saved anyone from a gang rape situation."
Not An Alt: Didn't you just kinda pwn yourself with the "THIS?"
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Isn't Jew-jitsu called krav maga now?
Fat Bobcat: My right knee is swollen and I can't move my neck up up from lost night's Judo class so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies. It's quite a blow to the ego to 6'4" and 250 pounds and have your ass handed to you by a guy who is 70 pounds lighter and 4 inches shorter./but he's the one with the black belt (2nd dan)
JonnyBGoode: Judo vs. Kung Fu (new window)
FarkinHostile: PC LOAD LETTER8. Yoko-tsuki (Side Thrust or Strike with a Dagger) 199
ObscureNameHere: FarkinHostile: PC LOAD LETTER8. Yoko-tsuki (Side Thrust or Strike with a Dagger) 199I thought Yoko sucky John Lennon????
FarkinHostile: Oh? So why is it in Kodokan Judo:
FarkinHostile: There is a big reason why. Lower hara. Easier Kuzushi and Tsukuri for a shorter person against a taller person for most throws.
FarkinHostile: Being 6'4 puts you are a bit of a disadvantage in judo. Got to get your hara under the ukes hara.
PC LOAD LETTER: Ummm...judo has no strikes in it. There are plenty of holds, so I am guessing that's where the judo came in, but if you strike in judo, you are really doing jujutsu.
loonatic112358: i want to make a boot to the head reference, but do i go with Ti Kwan Leep, and ed grubermanor last will and tempermantBoth!!and another boot to her wimpy husband, HankA YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Hah woo yah ooommno wait that doesn't work right*boot to the head* oooohhh
McJudo: PC LOAD LETTER: Ummm...judo has no strikes in it. There are plenty of holds, so I am guessing that's where the judo came in, but if you strike in judo, you are really doing jujutsu.you have no idea what you are talking about
loonatic112358: i want to make a boot to the head reference, but do i go with Ti Kwan Leep, and ed gruberman
Fat Bobcat: Lol, filterpwned. I was referencing my comment.
Fat Bobcat: FarkinHostile:Yes, I discovered height is not an advantage, especially if the opposing side has a greater skill level than you. With people my skill level (just above nothing), I can at least use my weight to more or less dictate the rondori(I'm sure I misspelled that). Not true with someone that has the technique to overcome that. Also, in rereading my Boobies, my typing/grammar skills seem to have disappeared./That's why you tuck the chin in when you're getting thrown kids
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