And I would ask if this has ever happended to you - A Chuck Norris side kick to the nuts.

"Nope. Ever been cockpunched?"

/better ending

Dudes should have started laughing. I think laughter is the best defense in a case such as this. Or, the aforementioned shot to the junk.

/looks like someone caught teh ghey

Well, say what you like, but it really takes balls to pull off something like this...

\Maybe he always wanted to be a lumberjack?

Timmy, have you ever... seen a grown man naked?

The former public servant, pictured,...

Only picture I see:


That's some good drag.

Only on nude hiking day.

FTA: It is the second time the Queensland Police Media unit has been embroiled in controversy in less than two years.

Indeed.

This is like "MySpace: Hostel Edition". There's a growing trend involving people who feel the only way to introduce yourself to a possible mate is to show them your genitals right off the bat.

See chillun, this is what happens when Teh Ghey has been stuffed deep in a closet for a long long time. When it finally gets out (and it will, boys, it WILL), it'll be more than a little CRAZY from all that time in there. And it'll be a tad, um, unsophisticated as well 'cause it never got to get out and grow up.

And so, things like this happen.

Let your ghey out to plhey todhey! :P Or it could be you making the really FUN kinda headlines.

Someone should tell this retard about bath houses. A simple google would have pointed his married behind in the right (wrong?) direction.
/his poor wife
//i'm gay and i hate this type of stupidity
///like anyone cares

Yeah, same here, WatchoutJoe, but take pity on old farts like this fellow, whose inner homo has only just barely managed to claw their feeble way into the light, and just wants to be loved.. is that so wrong?


You know. Penis love. From other penises.

Why you have to do that dad

I keep hearing "Has this ever happened to you before?" in the voice of a voiceover for an ad for some household gizmo.

"Has this ever happened to you? Wang so hard you could use it as a trailer hitch? The frustration, the inconvenience... and the mess! Good lord, the mess! Well now there's a solution.... Teh Ghey. yes, with Teh Ghey, you can make lonely stiffies a thing of the past. Amaze your friends! Leave your parents breathless! And hey, why not surprise that mean old boss? Use only as directed. Teh Ghey is for amusement purposes only. Must be 18 years of age or older, or have a very good fake ID. Do not taunt Happy Fun Wang. "

Yes, once ... in BC.

Sounded in my head like the beginning of the Worst. Infomercial. Evar.

"Has THIS ever happened to you?"....

/Ramwow?

Cause I got one hand in my pocket, and the other one ... in your pocket

only 27 comments...man you guys are asleep today, this should be full of win