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11645 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2003 at 8:07 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-29 03:44:04 PM  
He was trying to get "ahead" of the competition.
2003-01-29 05:37:06 PM  
Bah, he's obviously a stage actor who was carrying his props for "Hamlet".

Alas, poor Yorick!
I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy, he hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

Let the guy go, and tell him only one grave robbery per actor allowed.
2003-01-29 05:55:02 PM  
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2003-01-29 06:43:17 PM  
Must have been a big farking duffel bag
2003-01-29 06:55:22 PM  
Well the original owners weren't using them.
2003-01-29 08:09:26 PM  
Joe Pesci surrenders
2003-01-29 08:10:08 PM  
That's crazy. I keep mine in a plastic USPS bin.
2003-01-29 08:10:14 PM  
He just wanted some head.
2003-01-29 08:10:30 PM  
Seven. Minute. Abs.

Step into my office!


Cause you're f*ckin' fired!
2003-01-29 08:12:25 PM  
how in hell did he fit them all in a duffel bag?
2003-01-29 08:13:48 PM  
Were they Dalmatian skulls?
2003-01-29 08:14:25 PM  
Dammit. Doesn't he know that you're supposed to stuff your 100 skulls in condoms and swallow them. Amature skull smugglers...
2003-01-29 08:15:13 PM  
Man, I don't have time for this.

Star Search is on. Gotta vote online very quickly.
2003-01-29 08:16:31 PM  
Austin Powers in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
2003-01-29 08:17:34 PM  
Curses, Wldncrzy14!
2003-01-29 08:18:01 PM  
course, on second thought, that might hurt when you poop.
2003-01-29 08:19:27 PM  
Man held over 100 human skulls
Baby deaths mum set free
Cambodia's Thai Embassy gutted
Navy base staff trapped by fire
Abduction attracts homicide squad
Vajpayee plans cabinet shake-up
UK police arrest terror suspects
Israeli PM back in power
Crowe passes up BAFTAs
Blazes border Perth
Evacuations as bushfires hit

A cookie for the first person that can pick out the news story that REALLY shouldn't even be included.
2003-01-29 08:24:42 PM  
Really, what's wrong with carrying 100 skulls around? They're dead, they don't care. Obviously the people who submitted them to the funeral pyres don't care otherwise they would have taken better care of them. Who knows, the people who died may have been buddhist and would have considered this a great honor. Eh' this world seems too fast to force it's views on each everyone.
2003-01-29 08:26:05 PM  
Bet he lives in a one-room skullhouse.
2003-01-29 08:27:28 PM  
No really, I got em on special at Safeway...
2003-01-29 08:27:34 PM  
Lama was arrested while waiting for a bus to Sikkim.

Is it just me, or would that be a great first line for a novel....
2003-01-29 08:28:18 PM  
Does this guy own a crematorium in Georgia?
2003-01-29 08:37:21 PM  
One time at band camp, I had 100 flutes stuffed in my duffel bag.
2003-01-29 08:46:29 PM  
100 heads are better than one?
2003-01-29 08:50:10 PM  
I don't like where this is going, it could ste a precedent.

If Duffle Bags of Skulls are outlawed, then only outlaws will have Duffle Bags of Skulls.


They'll only get my Duffle Bag of Skulls, when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!!


Legalize it, don't criticize it.
2003-01-29 09:17:13 PM  
PAgent.. yes, it would be. I'm almost inclined to write a piece of short fiction around it.
2003-01-29 09:51:56 PM  
You can tell it was a third world country. Any place else and he would have used a proper head case.

2003-01-29 10:29:35 PM  
Maybe he was just a busy rabbi...

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2003-01-29 10:36:37 PM  
Guess FARK woke up, the nerf thread was deleted.
2003-01-29 10:45:51 PM  
RyanC829 Yeah, that was weird... it went from "Check out this video of the new NERF gun in action" to "NSFW" to gone. Didn't check the video out... what was it actually of?
2003-01-29 10:59:47 PM  
A 'lady' firing a nerf mini-football out of her holiest of holy's

(I of course use the term 'lady' strictly as a medical definition)
2003-01-29 11:13:05 PM  
Let it never be said he never "gave head".
2003-01-29 11:15:58 PM  
pfffftttt, who hasn't done this?
2003-01-29 11:38:05 PM  
PfizerX :

It's the Crowe one. NO article should be written about a man named Crowe, or BAFTA. I'll take my cookie now.
2003-01-29 11:44:13 PM  
IThat's where my shrunken head collection went! :X
2003-01-30 12:04:47 AM  
they make great incense holders.
2003-01-30 12:21:30 AM  
Top THAT, joe pesci
2003-01-30 01:30:39 AM  
He was probably on his way to Stirges. I mean, you've never really owned a Harley until the front headlight is mounted in a human skull's mouth.
2003-01-30 01:33:18 AM  
Demon I am and face I peel
To see your skin turned inside out, 'cause
Gotta have you on my wall
Gotta have you on my wall, 'cause

I want your skulls
2003-01-30 09:24:08 AM  
By the power of greyskull
2003-01-30 10:15:20 AM  
"What's in the bag?"
"My brother"(s)
"Your brother?!"

/obscure Eon reference

2003-01-30 02:17:25 PM  
cmon. give me some head
2003-01-30 05:21:13 PM  
Mr. Hitman - bring me a head.
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