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(AZCentral)   Female Figure Skater Fights with Bouncer. French Team Surrenders   ( divider line
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6102 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2003 at 3:52 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-29 04:10:10 PM  
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2003-01-29 04:10:22 PM  
I give a 10, and yes, I was bribed.
2003-01-29 04:10:53 PM  
C'mon, no topless pics?
2003-01-29 04:13:09 PM  
Scott Hamilton and Brian Boitano hit the bouncer too, but in a different way.
2003-01-29 04:14:11 PM  

"Why me ? Why me ? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!"

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2003-01-29 04:15:16 PM  
It would be a funnier article if she kicked his ass.
2003-01-29 04:23:17 PM  
If more women punched guys that squeezed them, then we would have a lot of bruised guys.
2003-01-29 04:24:43 PM y_explosion
2003-01-29 04:25:53 PM  
"WHY ME??? WHY ME????"
2003-01-29 04:26:25 PM  
... and I read this article, why ??????? ......

/grasps for Nembutol
2003-01-29 04:26:29 PM  
erghhg.. for the second time today, i'm slow on the trigger. i should start refreshing these pages before i post
2003-01-29 04:27:37 PM  
He called her a clutz after she tripped over the doorstep. She, mistaking his comment for a rip on her skating ability, promptly gave him a triple axel in his back. To which, he skated a figure eight on her azz by calling the police.
2003-01-29 04:27:37 PM  
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I told you that matching clothes weren't cool, but would you listen?
2003-01-29 04:29:22 PM  
I would gladly let Katarina Witt slap me around with those luscious funbags of hers. In fact I'd beg her to.
2003-01-29 04:31:53 PM  
There's no story here.

She punched him IN THE BACK.


2003-01-29 04:33:13 PM  
I can't believe they posted this over my "would you rather" have incest or homersexual lovin'.
2003-01-29 04:33:46 PM  
It is nice to see that Tonya Harding's exit from the ranks has not permanently hurt figure skating.
2003-01-29 04:33:59 PM  

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2003-01-29 04:36:53 PM  
Boomslang I'm laughing out loud so much right now at that picture!! Thank you.
2003-01-29 04:38:51 PM  
What, did the bouncer say her skating partner was ghey or something?
2003-01-29 04:39:51 PM  
"embroiled"... now there's a word I like saying, even though I have yet to be "embroiled" in anything... At least to my knowledge. Can one be unwittingly embroiled?
2003-01-29 04:43:02 PM  
What a waste of bandwidth.

The story might have been interesting if the Zamboni driver of the competition said "He'd hit it!"

2003-01-29 04:53:26 PM  
I love female figure skater booties
2003-01-29 05:01:58 PM  
Can't believe it hasn't been said yet..

2003-01-29 06:39:33 PM  
I read this as "Female action figure."

Says something Freudian about me, no doubt.
2003-01-29 07:51:16 PM  
Canada appeals; says it too got into the same altercation with the same results.
2003-01-30 12:36:56 AM  
2003-01-30 01:32:37 AM  
What would Brian Boitano do?
2003-01-30 02:53:11 AM  
Given the fact that most figure skaters are small framed, a punch in the back from one hardly qualifies as a fight. Now if she hired someone to break his kneecaps and he got caught that would be a story.
Damn that already happened.
2003-01-30 12:49:13 PM  
Bless you, Schmee...fap fap fap fap
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