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(NCBuy)   Chocolate massages won't give you pimples   ( divider line
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3717 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2003 at 7:49 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-29 01:05:50 PM  
You gave me a massage just this morning!...

2003-01-29 01:23:53 PM  
May not give me pimples, but would certainly raise a white head.
2003-01-29 07:37:19 PM  
Chocolate. Massage. Never thought about putting those two together. Worth a try. I will report back to you.
2003-01-29 07:51:43 PM  
Only if it is licked off quickly enough.
2003-01-29 07:52:17 PM  
Note to farkers: giving a woman a chocolate massage triples your chances of getting laid.
2003-01-29 07:54:16 PM  
happy ending?
2003-01-29 07:54:22 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

"I don't belieeeeeeve you!"
2003-01-29 07:56:16 PM  
I thought the Chocolate=Zit thing was proved a myth?
2003-01-29 07:57:22 PM  
ummm, chocolate in and of itself won't give you pimples anyway...stupid out-of-context myth
2003-01-29 07:58:37 PM  
In related news: Chocolate enemas won't make you fat.
(Film at Eleven.)
2003-01-29 07:58:59 PM  
chocolate may be one of many contributing factors in acne...but you can eat chocolate without outbreaks and you can get outbreaks without chocolate
2003-01-29 07:59:24 PM  
Acne has nothing to do with diet.
2003-01-29 08:00:12 PM  
I prefer massages with pomegranate juice.
2003-01-29 08:01:33 PM  
Collywobbles DAMN YOU!!!! that was wayyyyyy too close!
2003-01-29 08:03:24 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

GIS: "severe acne"
2003-01-29 08:04:25 PM  
could you rub my shoulder some more, honey?[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-29 08:04:30 PM  
Maveno, I actually passed over several images I thought were just too disgusting to post, such as the one ElasticSquirrel just put up.
2003-01-29 08:05:43 PM  
This thread is going to get very nasty very quickly. Admins, please just torch the whole thing. For the love of G..., oh wait, I'm an atheist. Damn.
2003-01-29 08:08:59 PM  
Ever take a pimple, squeeze it real long, and repeat the process about ten times? You get a nice pile of crap, and I usually wipe it on the mirror.

...what was the topic again?
2003-01-29 08:09:22 PM  
My dad used to say "having immoral thoughts of members of the same sex" gives you pimples. Then he would laugh as I got them.

Dirty bastard.

2003-01-29 08:10:21 PM  
I give a great chocolate massage.

I don't be ticklin or nothin
2003-01-29 08:11:31 PM  
I don't know how this topic got raised, but I think we've squeezed everything we can out of it.
2003-01-29 08:12:23 PM  
Anti_Freak_Machine, your dad sounds like a real great guy.
2003-01-29 08:13:38 PM  
Chocolate companies: Chocolates don't cause acne.

(Note that they did NOT say that chocolate does not cause pimples, just the disease itself.)
2003-01-29 08:14:10 PM  
worst. forehead. ever.
2003-01-29 08:14:49 PM  
omg! why did I check back in here!?!?!?!

super glad I'm going home!

bye bye zit poppers!
2003-01-29 08:19:45 PM  
Nanook: You got nothin'. I, on the other hand, have plenty of pictures, but I'm not posting them. Some involved acne cysts as big as my nose. And I have a big nose.
2003-01-29 08:26:49 PM  
Kaymon: Remember, you're talking to the Internet community, here. Zero times three is still zero.
2003-01-29 08:26:57 PM  
Knew a kid in high school who had horrifyingly bad acne. He came back from summer break one year with a clear face, just some minor scarring.

Apparently, he was given drugs for the condition and therapy which involved having his face sanded.

Glad I never had a real problem with acne. I'm afraid to go out if I have a red pimple on my chin.
2003-01-29 08:27:52 PM  
If I want any sh*t out of you, ES, I'll squeeze it out of you.
/smiling while I say that

Now . . everyone here has done the deed using a can of Hershey's Chocolate Syrup as a 'topping'. Right?
2003-01-29 08:50:39 PM  
Why the hell can't anybody ever DOS the servers? Huh? Further, why the hell does Drew keep posting stupid links to their crappy site?

I'd rather read the Weekly World News.
2003-01-29 08:53:30 PM  
This thread is a pimple.
2003-01-29 09:18:29 PM  
I worked with a girl that was on medication for her acne. She had a pretty profile, but her skin was constantly peeling off. Her whole face looked like one big burn, and she made it worse by putting on about an inch of makeup.

2003-01-29 09:33:05 PM  
It was probably the makeup that was causing her acne.
(You should have told her that jism has great anti-acne powers.)
2003-01-29 09:36:41 PM  
I am so addicted to chocolate, almost as much as sex. chocolate does not give you pimples, dirt and oil which clog pores give you pimples.
2003-01-29 09:38:23 PM  

thats a great cure for sore throats
2003-01-29 09:40:47 PM  
I thought scientists already proofed that chocolate has nothing to do with pimples.
2003-01-29 10:50:05 PM  
Holy SNAP!
Thanks for the impending nightmares, picture posters..
2003-01-29 11:11:29 PM  
I think those pictures help the people that have moderate acne to feel a bit better about themselves. To those that dont have acne at all, well its just a bigass gross scene. At least it helps someone eh?
2003-01-29 11:31:56 PM  
"Apparently, he was given drugs for the condition and therapy which involved having his face sanded."

Allrighty then! I got a bottle of Tylenol and
a Black and Decker sander, let's get started!
2003-01-30 04:26:24 AM  
Just imagine raking your teeth across that forehead... Yummm...
2003-01-30 12:01:52 PM  
Check this out:

Now, THAT'S severe...
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