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2009-02-18 08:19:50 AM  
Holy fark. I'm from Indiana, and this is crazy even for Indy standards.
 
2009-02-18 08:22:21 AM  
www.independent.co.uk

Approves.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-02-18 08:27:11 AM  
If we have government-recognized marriage at all there should be a limit. Not more than once in a year, twice in a decade, or three times in a lifetime.
 
2009-02-18 08:32:55 AM  
What's the whore look like?

/pics I say pics
 
2009-02-18 08:33:30 AM  
Gulper Eel: Approves.

"I WAS THE BIGGEST STAR IN THE WORLD!"
 
2009-02-18 08:34:27 AM  
Thank god we don't let gays marry, they'd destroy the sanctity of marriage.
 
2009-02-18 08:34:37 AM  
Oh, yes, we would never want teh gheys to destroy this kind of sanctity.
 
2009-02-18 08:34:42 AM  
superman0094: What's the whore look like?

/pics I say pics


Well, one of her husbands had to put a padlock and chain on the fridge...
 
2009-02-18 08:35:26 AM  
Hey, fark you subby! I'm 25 and...

*reads TFA*

...Oh, that. Carry on.
 
2009-02-18 08:35:29 AM  
Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.

She sounds fat
 
2009-02-18 08:35:56 AM  
Two of her husbands were gay. Two were homeless. A few stepped out on her, but she never did the dirty on them. One choked her and turned her lip inside out. Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.

Turned her lip inside out? I don't even know what that means.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-02-18 08:38:51 AM  
When Cambridge, Mass. kept a registry of gays there was a limit on how often you could switch partners. You could only have one or two per year.
 
2009-02-18 08:39:38 AM  
idrow:
Turned her lip inside out? I don't even know what that means.


I think it means she has beef curtains.
 
2009-02-18 08:40:10 AM  
"The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

~Despair, Inc. Demotivational Poster.

=Smidge=
 
2009-02-18 08:40:11 AM  
Oh, the gentleman callers.
 
2009-02-18 08:40:41 AM  
idrow: Two of her husbands were gay. Two were homeless. A few stepped out on her, but she never did the dirty on them. One choked her and turned her lip inside out. Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.
Turned her lip inside out? I don't even know what that means.


She must be a farkette.
 
2009-02-18 08:40:42 AM  
so watch 24....
 
2009-02-18 08:41:09 AM  
She must be running out of places to bury the bodies.
 
2009-02-18 08:41:23 AM  
After I don't know 3-4 You'd think you might get the idea to give up.
 
2009-02-18 08:42:02 AM  
HoboSong: Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.

She sounds fat


Aye, aye....
 
2009-02-18 08:42:21 AM  
Video with many images over the years here:
http://www.indy.com/posts/married-for-the-record.

Have your eye bleach ready.
img99.imageshack.us
 
2009-02-18 08:44:02 AM  
Christ, that slut has handled more cocks than a Beijing urologist.
 
2009-02-18 08:44:31 AM  
Two of her husbands were gay. Two were homeless. A few stepped out on her, but she never did the dirty on them. One choked her and turned her lip inside out. Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.

"It's easy to sum up," she said of her life. "When I was younger I was just a snot-nosed kid, but the neighborhood boys were all in love with me. They all wanted to marry me."


Great judgement there, lady. I mean, the gay ones are sort of understandable....I've known a few families where the husband had been closeted for years and only came out after his marriage. But two homeless guys? REALLY? "Where do you live, honey?" "In that there box. The one that smells like Steel Reserve and cat urine." "Perfect! That indicates to me that you'll obviously be a great provider and a stable human being. Let's get married!"

/ugh
 
2009-02-18 08:44:39 AM  
She's also the world's largest ball of dried paint?

/Need more coffee.
//Please no pics - it's early.
///Never enough slashies.
 
2009-02-18 08:44:43 AM  
Mom?
/What's her Fark handle?
//I'd hi... no, I'm sorry - I can't go there
 
2009-02-18 08:45:19 AM  
23 marriages!?!

That is a new guy every few years.
 
2009-02-18 08:45:29 AM  
When I first clicked that article, I thought it said "Miscarriages."

Damn, I thought, just adopt a kid.
 
2009-02-18 08:47:11 AM  
betona Now why did you have to go and do that? I was having a perfectly good non eye bleach day, now this.
 
2009-02-18 08:48:16 AM  
bearded clamorer: Christ, that slut has handled more cocks than a Beijing urologist.

At least they were all her husbands'. I know girls who go to school with me that have either screwed or given head to ~20-25 different dudes THAT I KNOW OF. There's probably more, and those are just random hookups. THOSE chicks are sluts.

/stay clear of them.
//again, ugh.
///this thread is putting me off my breakfast.
 
2009-02-18 08:48:44 AM  
betona: Video with many images over the years here:
http://www.indy.com/posts/married-for-the-record.

Have your eye bleach ready.


FT(Better)A: Wolfe had enough bad experiences to rue the whole shambolic sequence. So one day, she squashed all her wedding and engagement rings into her daughter's dirty diapers, bagged them and waited by the curb for the trash collector.

and just to confirm the stupid...
 
2009-02-18 08:49:16 AM  
After 23, it gets lonely. Until 42.
 
2009-02-18 08:49:26 AM  
I'd go for 24 but she smokes.
 
2009-02-18 08:49:28 AM  
farkingatwork: She must be running out of places to bury the bodies.

And Elderberry wine.

A Leaf in Fall: Oh, the gentleman callers.

Hey, it gets boring sitting all day, staring at a typing chart and playing with glass animals.
 
2009-02-18 08:50:44 AM  
Okay, can someone from the state please tell me if "Hoosier" is an insult or not??? I've heard it is and that it isn't. I want a definitive answer here!

/oh wait, this is fark -- I'll take a veiled indication
 
2009-02-18 08:51:49 AM  
HMS_Blinkin: bearded clamorer: Christ, that slut has handled more cocks than a Beijing urologist.

At least they were all her husbands'. I know girls who go to school with me that have either screwed or given head to ~20-25 different dudes THAT I KNOW OF. There's probably more, and those are just random hookups. THOSE chicks are sluts.

/stay clear of them.
//again, ugh.
///this thread is putting me off my breakfast.


Those girls aren't sluts. You're a prude. I like me a woman who knows how to handle the meat.
 
2009-02-18 08:52:50 AM  
gimmechocolate: Okay, can someone from the state please tell me if "Hoosier" is an insult or not??? I've heard it is and that it isn't. I want a definitive answer here!

/oh wait, this is fark -- I'll take a veiled indication


It's definitely insulting when I say it.
 
2009-02-18 08:55:15 AM  
I'm a Hoosier and Hoosier is not an insult. At least not to me. But then again I really don't care what people call me. Just ask my friends if I had any.
 
2009-02-18 08:55:50 AM  
littlett's: 23 marriages!?!

That is a new guy every few years.


b- bu- but the sanctity of marriiage!
 
2009-02-18 08:57:20 AM  
Aye, aye....HoboSong: She sounds fat

Yeah, with an addiction to wedding cake.
 
2009-02-18 08:57:32 AM  
Came for the sancitity of marriage, left satisfied.

/where's the christian outrage?
 
2009-02-18 08:58:14 AM  
Vern the Worm: I'd go for 24 but she smokes.

If she smokes, she pokes.
 
2009-02-18 09:00:28 AM  
badscooter: Vern the Worm: I'd go for 24 but she smokes.

If she smokes, she pokes.


Smoking from worn out parts - not cigarettes. Should have clarified that.
 
2009-02-18 09:01:14 AM  
Lord_Baull:

/where's the christian outrage?


/Here
Won't someone please think of the children.
 
2009-02-18 09:03:09 AM  
Came for the "You're doing it wrong" pics. Leaving disappointed.
 
2009-02-18 09:03:38 AM  
HMS_Blinkin: bearded clamorer: Christ, that slut has handled more cocks than a Beijing urologist.

At least they were all her husbands'. I know girls who go to school with me that have either screwed or given head to ~20-25 different dudes THAT I KNOW OF. There's probably more, and those are just random hookups. THOSE chicks are sluts.

/stay clear of them.
//again, ugh.
///this thread is putting me off my breakfast.


Where do you go to school and what are their names?
/Standing by to copy.
//Seriously.
///Very lonely.
 
2009-02-18 09:03:52 AM  
betona: Video with many images over the years here:
http://www.indy.com/posts/married-for-the-record.

Have your eye bleach ready.


DAMN!!!
Thats one ugly old slut.
 
2009-02-18 09:16:23 AM  
I was expecting a story about Michael Jordan.
 
2009-02-18 09:16:30 AM  
ZAZ: If we have government-recognized marriage at all there should be a limit. Not more than once in a year, twice in a decade, or three times in a lifetime.

If it's all between consenting adults, wtf should Uncle Sam care or be able control its citizens lives?

You all have to admit, this is a better crappy solution for loneliness than having octuplets via IVF while on welfare.
 
2009-02-18 09:16:37 AM  
mekki: farkingatwork: She must be running out of places to bury the bodies.

And Elderberry wine.

A Leaf in Fall: Oh, the gentleman callers.

Hey, it gets boring sitting all day, staring at a typing chart and playing with glass animals.


Kesselring and Williams are very proud of you.

/I look like Boris Karloff!
 
2009-02-18 09:19:59 AM  
If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Somebody sounds OCD.
 
2009-02-18 09:22:33 AM  
CygnusDarius: Hey, fark you subby! I'm 25 and...

*reads TFA*

...Oh, that. Carry on.


That's what I was thinking.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2009-02-18 09:23:40 AM  
Crotchrocket Slim

There's a reason I limited my statement to government-recognized marriage. If you want to sleep with 23 guys, go for it. If you want government benefits and mandatory third-party recognition of your relationship, it's no longer a private matter.
 
2009-02-18 09:23:47 AM  
She looks like the prostitute on My Name is Earl

img99.imageshack.us

i100.photobucket.com

It's like looking into the future
 
2009-02-18 09:25:28 AM  
FTFA: "A few stepped out on her, but she never did the dirty on them. One choked her and turned her lip inside out."

I suspect our dear author Konrad Marshall is either a Brit, Aussie, or zombie Teddy Roosevelt.
 
2009-02-18 09:31:38 AM  
You are born alone.

You must die alone.

Put down the remote, go outside, and stare at clouds until you realize the awful truth: romantic love is complete bullshiate, and marriage is a business deal.
 
2009-02-18 09:31:42 AM  
gimmechocolate: Okay, can someone from the state please tell me if "Hoosier" is an insult or not??? I've heard it is and that it isn't. I want a definitive answer here!

/oh wait, this is fark -- I'll take a veiled indication


It is the "mascot" of one of their state colleges.
/yep pretty teh ghey
//grew up in Ky
///Duke, UofL, UNC, IU are playing in the Final Four; who does the Wildcat fan rout for? The terrorists.
 
2009-02-18 09:33:49 AM  
CygnusDarius: Hey, fark you subby! I'm 25 and...

*reads TFA*

...Oh, that. Carry on.


lol, this.
 
2009-02-18 09:37:04 AM  
mekki: And Elderberry wine.

Drunk all the time and feeling fine?
 
2009-02-18 09:38:33 AM  
Gotta wonder who the guys proposing to her after she'd already had 20 husbands were. Are there really no decent looking women in Indiana?
 
2009-02-18 09:39:06 AM  
if only there was an opportunity for her to have companionship.
 
2009-02-18 09:39:16 AM  
milesabovethesea: CygnusDarius: Hey, fark you subby! I'm 25 and...

*reads TFA*

...Oh, that. Carry on.

lol, this.


I'm 28 and I was going to say that the headline is true, then I saw the article.
 
2009-02-18 09:39:59 AM  
renman73: gimmechocolate: Okay, can someone from the state please tell me if "Hoosier" is an insult or not??? I've heard it is and that it isn't. I want a definitive answer here!

/oh wait, this is fark -- I'll take a veiled indication

As a Hoosier myself, I think it's a lot like attractive and successful African-American. It's OK for us to call each other Hoosiers, but NOT OK for anyone else to say it.


Does anyone else get nervous that the filter might NOT catch what you meant it to catch? Especially since it doesn't apply to the preview?

/whew
 
2009-02-18 09:40:20 AM  
boobsrgood: marriage is a business deal

Very true

romantic love is complete bullshiate

gotta disagree with ya there... my guy makes me feel all tingling and loved
 
2009-02-18 09:45:16 AM  
littlett's: That is a new guy every few years.

She's 68. Last marriage ended 10 years ago, she started at 16.
That's a marriage every couple of years. She doesn't work at her marriages, then went on the talk show circuit bragging about her failures. I'd say that there is a fairly good chance that she is a king hell intolerant biatch.

This deserves a FAIL tag, not an AMUSING tag.
 
2009-02-18 09:48:18 AM  
bearded clamorer: Christ, that slut has handled more cocks than a Beijing urologist.

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

/loves the blundered pun
//Wang
 
2009-02-18 09:49:21 AM  
renman73: renman73: gimmechocolate: Okay, can someone from the state please tell me if "Hoosier" is an insult or not??? I've heard it is and that it isn't. I want a definitive answer here!

/oh wait, this is fark -- I'll take a veiled indication

As a Hoosier myself, I think it's a lot like attractive and successful African-American. It's OK for us to call each other Hoosiers, but NOT OK for anyone else to say it.

Does anyone else get nervous that the filter might NOT catch what you meant it to catch? Especially since it doesn't apply to the preview?

/whew


Actually, I do something silly. I just use the actual replacements that the filter uses. So I actually type "shiat" intead of the real word, etc. It feels more natural to me, in that the final text is just like I typed it.
 
2009-02-18 09:50:41 AM  
eyebleach (new window)
 
2009-02-18 09:50:52 AM  
Fano: Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

You're just as useful as a screen door on a battleship.
 
2009-02-18 09:51:38 AM  
40yoVirgin: gotta disagree with ya there... my guy makes me feel all tingling and loved

It's called lust. Combine it with your feelings for a pet, and you've got a lifemate.
 
2009-02-18 09:52:41 AM  
FTFA: the neighborhood boys were all in love with me. They all wanted to marry me

Just proves the old addage: No matter how good-looking they are, somebody, somewhere is tired of their sh*t.
 
2009-02-18 09:54:09 AM  
Good luck with finding number 24, lady.

/Nobody likes you when you're 23...
 
2009-02-18 09:55:07 AM  
boobsrgood: You are born alone.

You must die alone.

Put down the remote, go outside, and stare at clouds until you realize the awful truth: romantic love is complete bullshiate, and marriage is a business deal.


Yeah, but boobs r good, right?
 
2009-02-18 09:56:14 AM  
Please tell me she did not have any offspring.
 
2009-02-18 09:56:55 AM  
CatfoodSpork: When I first clicked that article, I thought it said "Miscarriages."

Damn, I thought, just adopt a kid.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that too.
 
2009-02-18 09:57:01 AM  
we can has defense of marriage act now?
 
2009-02-18 09:57:58 AM  
from the other article:

"She was 16 and just out of eighth grade."

Definitely one of the best and brightest.
 
2009-02-18 09:58:18 AM  
boobsrgood: Put down the remote, go outside, and stare at clouds until you realize the awful truth: romantic love is complete bullshiate, and marriage is a business deal.

You know, this isn't far from the truth.

My wife and I are both thinking of becoming freelancers, her a counselor, me a programmer. If we form an S Corp with ourselves as officers and employees, we can deduct health care expenses from our taxes, and be set up to hire nannies and housekeepers on our payroll, avoiding any nastiness from the IRS.

Considering how cheap it is to form a corporation, I'm amazed so many people don't do it.

\An LLC in PA is $125
\\And, yes, it's simple enough that you don't need a lawyer
 
2009-02-18 10:00:16 AM  
40yoVirgin: boobsrgood: marriage is a business deal

Very true

romantic love is complete bullshiate

gotta disagree with ya there... my guy makes me feel all tingling and loved


I was going to make a crack like 'thats because your still a virgin', then I saw your profile. Now I got nuthin.

/NTTAWWT
 
2009-02-18 10:02:20 AM  
40yoVirgin: gotta disagree with ya there... my guy makes me feel all tingling and loved

That's good, but it takes a lot more than love for a successful marriage.
 
2009-02-18 10:04:17 AM  
The Icelander: 40yoVirgin: gotta disagree with ya there... my guy makes me feel all tingling and loved

That's good, but it takes a lot more than love for a successful marriage.


Money. Lots of money.
 
2009-02-18 10:05:35 AM  
The Icelander: boobsrgood: Put down the remote, go outside, and stare at clouds until you realize the awful truth: romantic love is complete bullshiate, and marriage is a business deal.

You know, this isn't far from the truth.

My wife and I are both thinking of becoming freelancers, her a counselor, me a programmer. If we form an S Corp with ourselves as officers and employees, we can deduct health care expenses from our taxes, and be set up to hire nannies and housekeepers on our payroll, avoiding any nastiness from the IRS.

Considering how cheap it is to form a corporation, I'm amazed so many people don't do it.

\An LLC in PA is $125
\\And, yes, it's simple enough that you don't need a lawyer


You are definitely on the right track. In fact, you can get everything you need from legalzoom dot com.

Just make sure your nanny has a green card, or you'll wind up in the news.
 
2009-02-18 10:06:00 AM  
gimmechocolate: Okay, can someone from the state please tell me if "Hoosier" is an insult or not??? I've heard it is and that it isn't. I want a definitive answer here!

/oh wait, this is fark -- I'll take a veiled indication


Well, it's Hoosier or Indianaians...Indianaens...Indianaes...Indians...Indianaites...
 
2009-02-18 10:07:18 AM  
she's just marrying and burying
 
2009-02-18 10:07:26 AM  
boobsrgood: It's called lust.

That's part of it. But when the one person means more to you than your own life (and I think pretty highly of my own life), I tend to feel that implies more than lust.

The Icelander: That's good, but it takes a lot more than love for a successful marriage.

True... money, trust, and lots and lots of sweaty, swinging-from-the-chandelier, monkey sex! oh.. and lots of love :)
 
2009-02-18 10:10:17 AM  
Dating fail?

Isn't dating a weeding-out process we use to prevent us from regretting saying "till death do us part"?


The problem with marriage is not the imagined threat of gays, but simply the fact that no one takes a lifelong promise remotely seriously anymore.

I wonder how many are paying her alimony payments. She probably sits on her arse for $200k+.
 
2009-02-18 10:19:07 AM  
CygnusDarius: Hey, fark you subby! I'm 25 and...

*reads TFA*

...Oh, that. Carry on.


Had similar reaction.
 
2009-02-18 10:23:24 AM  
The Icelander: 40yoVirgin: gotta disagree with ya there... my guy makes me feel all tingling and loved

That's good, but it takes a lot more than love for a successful marriage.


Mine's lasted a lot longer than any of this broad's.
 
2009-02-18 10:51:05 AM  
"She's been married so many times, she's got rice marks all over her face."

- Tom Waits
 
2009-02-18 10:54:13 AM  
At least she doesn't have 23 kids.
 
2009-02-18 10:54:25 AM  
Just like my sister. Making mankind miserable ... one at a time
 
2009-02-18 11:00:11 AM  
arglemargle: eyebleach (new window)

thank you so very much!
 
2009-02-18 11:00:40 AM  
Wow... They should have headlined this "The Whore and the dumbasses who married her."

At this rate, you're better off marrying a retired pornstar. At least pornstars have standards.
 
2009-02-18 11:22:17 AM  
Gulper Eel: www.independent.co.uk
Approves.


Jesus Christ - It's a Yoda! Get in the truck!
 
2009-02-18 11:28:13 AM  
And I thought my uncle was bad with his six.
 
2009-02-18 11:39:59 AM  
I wonder how many alimony checks she's getting?
 
2009-02-18 12:03:01 PM  
Smidge204: "The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

~Despair, Inc. Demotivational Poster.

=Smidge=




Figured someone would beat me to it, but I'll post it anyways, since there's such a good picture that accompanies it.

mekki: farkingatwork: She must be running out of places to bury the bodies.

And Elderberry wine.


+1 because I played Teddy once.

/didn't need no damn false mustache!
 
2009-02-18 12:20:39 PM  
i believe that if you get married, it nulls any alimony obligations from the prior hubby. at least, that's why my friend's mom refuses to re-marry. so she's only getting a check from the most recently duped.
 
2009-02-18 12:42:29 PM  
SANKTITTY OF MARRAGE!!!!11!!!
 
2009-02-18 01:08:52 PM  
Reporter missed the profit angle here. I realize that a couple of her beaux were homeless but if she walked away with only $25,000 in community profit from each of the divorces, step C = profit!
 
2009-02-18 01:27:42 PM  
mofroe: She looks like the prostitute on My Name is Earl

It's like looking into the future


Remember that old lady puppet? Was is 'Madam'? Had the gray pulled back hair and the big chin? That's what the "lady" FTFA reminds me of.
 
2009-02-18 02:35:04 PM  
As someone who turns 24 later this year, I'll say "uh oh".

Or maybe a better phrase is "I dodged a bullet".
 
2009-02-18 03:05:30 PM  
So one day, she squashed all her wedding and engagement rings into her daughter's dirty diapers, bagged them and waited by the curb for the trash collector.

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Sell them or give them back to the dudes who bought them.
 
2009-02-18 03:15:59 PM  
RockyMtnMan: SANKTITTY OF MARRAGE!!!!11!!!

after 20 or so, including some hobos: Skanktitty
 
2009-02-18 03:18:45 PM  
Why would somebody marry someone like that? Do you really think that after 22 marriages she'll think you're the one?
 
2009-02-18 03:19:15 PM  
Stolen from you know which movie:

Next Husband: How many people have you married?
Woman: Something like... 23.
Husband: What? Something like 23?
Woman: Lower your voice.
Husband: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 23? Does that INCLUDE me?
Woman: Ummm... 24.
Husband: I'm 24?
 
2009-02-18 03:21:50 PM  
She shoulda just had 14 kids and been done with it.
 
2009-02-18 03:24:34 PM  
senseiturtle: The problem with marriage is not the imagined threat of gays, but simply the fact that no one takes a lifelong promise remotely seriously anymore.

I think the problem is twofold. First, nuclear families mean we're more dependent on that single person for everything than in the extended families of the past. It used to be that the men did the farming, hunting, or herding, and the women the domestic duties. Husband and wife slept together, sure, but they didn't spend most of their non-working time with just each other.

Second, there are a lot more opportunities to switch partners, with people who have little or no interaction with your spouse. It's harder and more damaging to cheat if you never go more than 10 miles from where you were born.
 
2009-02-18 03:32:08 PM  
productiveslacker: Husband: I'm 24?

Try not to marry any guys on the way to the parking lot!
 
2009-02-18 03:48:07 PM  
Lord_Baull:
Came for the sancitity of marriage, left satisfied.

/where's the christian outrage?


Do you recognize the difference between something so rare that it is world record and something that would redefine a centuries old institution and apply to the entire country?
 
2009-02-18 05:40:48 PM  
In Utah, they don't call it getting 23 divorces; they call it leaving your family.
 
2009-02-18 06:50:27 PM  
Rodddxl: Do you recognize the difference between something so rare that it is world record and something that would redefine a centuries old institution and apply to the entire country?

While it is indeed rare for someone to marry and divorce 23 times, I think it's worth pointing out that multiple marriage/divorce cycles are not at all rare today, even among practicing Christians, and to hear people talk about homosexual marriage undermining the sanctity of the institution while turning a blind eye to the convenience marriages, frivolous marriages, and "repeat offender" marriages already enjoying legal and religious sanction, has to make people a little crazy.

Seriously, how does it undermine the sanctity of marriage for two men who love each other decide to solemnize their commitment to one another? How does it hurt your personal marriage to demand that the state treat such devoted couples with the same respect it treats you and your wife? Is your right of spousal survivorship somehow cheapened because two men love each other and wish to spend their lives devoted to one another, and hope to enjoy the same right when their beloved passes away?

If you feel that your personal marriage is somehow threatened or diminished in any way if you assent to extended the same benefits (and burdens) of marriage to homosexuals, do you also feel that your marriage is threatened by, say, Britney Spears' weekend trial marriage? Or by Liz Taylor's dozen or so unions? Or by your neighbors' blended family? Or this silly broad's 23 marriages and divorces? If not, why not? If so, what action do you propose to forestall further erosion of the sanctity of the institution of marriage from within?

\Oops, I forgot, this is Fark.
\\Full disclosure: Happily heterosexually married for 20+ years, and Christian, sorta.
 
2009-02-19 01:23:55 AM  
Phew! Dodged a bullet there! My 24th birthday is this May and I haven't had a relationship in 2 years. I was worried there was some new statistic to scare me.
 
2009-02-19 11:18:56 AM  
ole prophet: gimmechocolate: Okay, can someone from the state please tell me if "Hoosier" is an insult or not??? I've heard it is and that it isn't. I want a definitive answer here!

/oh wait, this is fark -- I'll take a veiled indication

It is the "mascot" of one of their state colleges.
/yep pretty teh ghey
//grew up in Ky
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What does a Kentuckian call his aunt? "Mama."
 
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