What's the whore look like?

/pics I say pics

Gulper Eel: Approves.

"I WAS THE BIGGEST STAR IN THE WORLD!"

Thank god we don't let gays marry, they'd destroy the sanctity of marriage.

Oh, yes, we would never want teh gheys to destroy this kind of sanctity.

superman0094: What's the whore look like?

/pics I say pics

Well, one of her husbands had to put a padlock and chain on the fridge...

Hey, fark you subby! I'm 25 and...

*reads TFA*

...Oh, that. Carry on.

Two of her husbands were gay. Two were homeless. A few stepped out on her, but she never did the dirty on them. One choked her and turned her lip inside out. Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.

Turned her lip inside out? I don't even know what that means.

idrow:
Turned her lip inside out? I don't even know what that means.

I think it means she has beef curtains.

"The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you."

~Despair, Inc. Demotivational Poster.

=Smidge=

Oh, the gentleman callers.

idrow: Two of her husbands were gay. Two were homeless. A few stepped out on her, but she never did the dirty on them. One choked her and turned her lip inside out. Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.
Turned her lip inside out? I don't even know what that means.

She must be a farkette.

so watch 24....

She must be running out of places to bury the bodies.

After I don't know 3-4 You'd think you might get the idea to give up.

HoboSong: Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.

She sounds fat

Aye, aye....

Video with many images over the years here:
http://www.indy.com/posts/married-for-the-record.

Have your eye bleach ready.

Two of her husbands were gay. Two were homeless. A few stepped out on her, but she never did the dirty on them. One choked her and turned her lip inside out. Another secured the fridge with padlock and chain.

"It's easy to sum up," she said of her life. "When I was younger I was just a snot-nosed kid, but the neighborhood boys were all in love with me. They all wanted to marry me."

Great judgement there, lady. I mean, the gay ones are sort of understandable....I've known a few families where the husband had been closeted for years and only came out after his marriage. But two homeless guys? REALLY? "Where do you live, honey?" "In that there box. The one that smells like Steel Reserve and cat urine." "Perfect! That indicates to me that you'll obviously be a great provider and a stable human being. Let's get married!"

/ugh

She's also the world's largest ball of dried paint?

/Need more coffee.
//Please no pics - it's early.
///Never enough slashies.

Mom?
/What's her Fark handle?
//I'd hi... no, I'm sorry - I can't go there

When I first clicked that article, I thought it said "Miscarriages."

Damn, I thought, just adopt a kid.

betona Now why did you have to go and do that? I was having a perfectly good non eye bleach day, now this.

bearded clamorer: Christ, that slut has handled more cocks than a Beijing urologist.

At least they were all her husbands'. I know girls who go to school with me that have either screwed or given head to ~20-25 different dudes THAT I KNOW OF. There's probably more, and those are just random hookups. THOSE chicks are sluts.

/stay clear of them.
//again, ugh.
///this thread is putting me off my breakfast.

betona: Video with many images over the years here:
http://www.indy.com/posts/married-for-the-record.

Have your eye bleach ready.

FT(Better)A: Wolfe had enough bad experiences to rue the whole shambolic sequence. So one day, she squashed all her wedding and engagement rings into her daughter's dirty diapers, bagged them and waited by the curb for the trash collector.

and just to confirm the stupid...

After 23, it gets lonely. Until 42.

I'd go for 24 but she smokes.

farkingatwork: She must be running out of places to bury the bodies.

And Elderberry wine.

A Leaf in Fall: Oh, the gentleman callers.

Hey, it gets boring sitting all day, staring at a typing chart and playing with glass animals.

Okay, can someone from the state please tell me if "Hoosier" is an insult or not??? I've heard it is and that it isn't. I want a definitive answer here!

/oh wait, this is fark -- I'll take a veiled indication

HMS_Blinkin: bearded clamorer: Christ, that slut has handled more cocks than a Beijing urologist.

At least they were all her husbands'. I know girls who go to school with me that have either screwed or given head to ~20-25 different dudes THAT I KNOW OF. There's probably more, and those are just random hookups. THOSE chicks are sluts.

/stay clear of them.
//again, ugh.
///this thread is putting me off my breakfast.

Those girls aren't sluts. You're a prude. I like me a woman who knows how to handle the meat.

I'm a Hoosier and Hoosier is not an insult. At least not to me. But then again I really don't care what people call me. Just ask my friends if I had any.

littlett's: 23 marriages!?!

That is a new guy every few years.

b- bu- but the sanctity of marriiage!

Aye, aye....HoboSong: She sounds fat

Yeah, with an addiction to wedding cake.

Came for the sancitity of marriage, left satisfied.

/where's the christian outrage?

Vern the Worm: I'd go for 24 but she smokes.

If she smokes, she pokes.

badscooter: Vern the Worm: I'd go for 24 but she smokes.

If she smokes, she pokes.

Smoking from worn out parts - not cigarettes. Should have clarified that.

Lord_Baull:

/where's the christian outrage?

/Here
Won't someone please think of the children.

Came for the "You're doing it wrong" pics. Leaving disappointed.

HMS_Blinkin: bearded clamorer: Christ, that slut has handled more cocks than a Beijing urologist.

At least they were all her husbands'. I know girls who go to school with me that have either screwed or given head to ~20-25 different dudes THAT I KNOW OF. There's probably more, and those are just random hookups. THOSE chicks are sluts.

/stay clear of them.
//again, ugh.
///this thread is putting me off my breakfast.

Where do you go to school and what are their names?
/Standing by to copy.
//Seriously.
///Very lonely.

betona: Video with many images over the years here:
http://www.indy.com/posts/married-for-the-record.

Have your eye bleach ready.

DAMN!!!
Thats one ugly old slut.

I was expecting a story about Michael Jordan.

ZAZ: If we have government-recognized marriage at all there should be a limit. Not more than once in a year, twice in a decade, or three times in a lifetime.

If it's all between consenting adults, wtf should Uncle Sam care or be able control its citizens lives?

You all have to admit, this is a better crappy solution for loneliness than having octuplets via IVF while on welfare.

mekki: farkingatwork: She must be running out of places to bury the bodies.

And Elderberry wine.

A Leaf in Fall: Oh, the gentleman callers.

Hey, it gets boring sitting all day, staring at a typing chart and playing with glass animals.

Kesselring and Williams are very proud of you.

/I look like Boris Karloff!

If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again. Somebody sounds OCD.