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(Some Guy)   Geronimo's descendants sue Skull and Bones club for return of their ancestor's remains. Also ask that we yell something else when jumping out of airplanes   (yaledailynews.com) divider line
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2009-02-18 03:24:51 AM  
Meeeee!
 
2009-02-18 03:55:22 AM  
Good luck with that.
 
2009-02-18 04:03:27 AM  

Ghastly: Meeeee!


For some reason that reminded me of the finale from the original 1967 Casino Royale.
 
2009-02-18 04:56:46 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Ghastly: Meeeee!

For some reason that reminded me of the finale from the original 1967 Casino Royale.


Starts at around 4 minute mark
 
2009-02-18 05:19:16 AM  

Ghastly: Bathia_Mapes: Ghastly: Meeeee!

For some reason that reminded me of the finale from the original 1967 Casino Royale.

Starts at around 4 minute mark


Thanks! I was racking my brain & trying to remember which movie I'd see the "Meeeee!" scene in. I thought of Casino Royale because I knew it had parachuting Indians, but for some reason I didn't think of Hot Shots! Part Deux.
 
2009-02-18 07:59:35 AM  
OMG, subby, that was awesome. I just laughed so hard I think I broke my spleen!
 
2009-02-18 08:00:14 AM  

Ghastly: Meeeee!


Came for the Hot Shots reference. Left before conspiracy theories on Skull and Bones.

/I feel good about what I have done.
 
2009-02-18 08:01:33 AM  
Gordon Bennet!
 
2009-02-18 08:03:00 AM  
The Skull and Bones club is fictional, just like the Mafia and compassionate Mormons...
 
2009-02-18 08:05:47 AM  
It is not the first time they have sued.
They are correct, the s&b does have the skull.
 
2009-02-18 08:06:35 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: OMG, subby, that was awesome. I just laughed so hard I think I broke my spleen!


Yeah!

*secret handshake*
 
2009-02-18 08:09:37 AM  
Looks like Bush's whole bloodline are farktards...
 
2009-02-18 08:11:19 AM  
Good luck with that, Geronimo. But if you want to take a real shot at this, at the very least, don't name the President and Defense Secretary as defendants.
 
2009-02-18 08:16:03 AM  

Mr. Hotcakes: Good luck with that, Geronimo. But if you want to take a real shot at this, at the very least, don't name the President and Defense Secretary as defendants.


Why not?
 
2009-02-18 08:16:14 AM  

newton: It is not the first time they have sued.
They are correct, the s&b does have the skull.


They have *a* skull. I have a skull. I call it George. I claim it's Washington's. Doesn't make it so. Meanwhile, the masons, illuminati and trilateral commission are teaming up to land the mothership at area 51 and put the lizards back in charge.
 
2009-02-18 08:28:10 AM  
Why not call Mr. Hassan and see if he has any fresh skulls that the S&B's can give the Geronimo family? It's a win, win, win.
 
2009-02-18 08:28:37 AM  
They have *a* skull. I have a skull. I call it George. I claim it's Washington's. Doesn't make it so. Meanwhile, the masons, illuminati and trilateral commission are teaming up to land the mothership at area 51 and put the lizards back in charge.


Uh, the lizards are already in charge. We... uh, I mean they... are behind global warming. Really. We like warm.

Now, as far a Geronimo's skull is concerned: According to legend, the skull was stolen by 3 members of the S&B society, including Presscot Bush, father of both predients Bushes. A simple DNA test would resolve the issue.
 
2009-02-18 08:29:07 AM  
I'd rather ride in Geronimo's Cadillac.
 
2009-02-18 08:30:57 AM  
I doubt the S&B have the real bones and the decedents pretty much know it. The family just wants to end speculation and show these fraudulent frat boys like GWB and John Kerry for what they are.
 
2009-02-18 08:34:31 AM  

Tyee: I doubt the S&B have the real bones and the decedents pretty much know it. The family just wants to end speculation and show these fraudulent frat boys like GWB and John Kerry for what they are.



Yes, because the worst thing that Bush ever did was belong to an organization that made a silly claim about old bones. If they can only expose the lie, that will really bring down his house of cards.
 
2009-02-18 08:37:25 AM  

Absinthus: Looks like Bush's whole bloodline are farktards...


Was that point ever in doubt?
 
2009-02-18 08:37:35 AM  

jshine: Yes, because the worst thing that Bush


Try to control your anger, this was more directed at frat boys striving to be cool than Bush and/or Kerry.
 
2009-02-18 08:37:47 AM  

ChaoticCoyote: including Presscot Bush, father of both predients Bushes.


Damn. Ol' Prescott nailed his daughter-in-law?
 
2009-02-18 08:41:06 AM  
Think you can take them? Go 'head on. It's your move.
 
2009-02-18 08:48:18 AM  
I yell "I hate the guy who packed my parachute"
Just in case.

Shouldn't the spirit of Geronimo be hunting down ultimate whitey? You know? A hatchet in the back of GHWB, Cadillac tire prints on the corpse of GWB? One could only hope and wished he had done it in 1961.
 
2009-02-18 08:49:00 AM  
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2009-02-18 08:53:25 AM  
We could always start yelling "Magua!"

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2009-02-18 08:55:52 AM  
I love how the Bush family is just tossed in there to legitimize this claim, rather than this claim being used to legitimize that the Bush patriarch was a farktard. As if either way it mattered.

Not that I doubt that this claim is true (I'm sure it is) or that the Bush family has some elephants in the closet (I'm sure they do). It's just that both have squat to do with the other.
 
2009-02-18 09:00:39 AM  
Merv Gryffindor I miss him......
 
2009-02-18 09:14:00 AM  

Proud2B_American: The Skull and Bones club is fictional, just like the Mafia and compassionate Mormons...


...and Eskimos. Don't forget them.
 
2009-02-18 09:24:23 AM  

Wodan11: I love how the Bush family is just tossed in there to legitimize this claim, rather than this claim being used to legitimize that the Bush patriarch was a farktard. As if either way it mattered.


We should also consider the thousands of skull and bones members through out the last one hundred years who weren't named Bush. But today the the writer knows the best way to demonize this group of Grave robbing Yale frat boys is to use the Bush name.
By the way, I don't think they have the right skull or bones.
 
2009-02-18 09:25:16 AM  
So, is that club anywhere near as silly as in The Good Shepherd?

/never heard of them before I saw that movie
 
2009-02-18 09:26:47 AM  
The skull, well good luck with that, the rich ass clowns can afford Lawyers O.J. wouldn't be able to afford.

The jumping out of planes thing, If I'm jumping out of a plane I'm gonna be using 4 letter words, not some guy's name.
 
2009-02-18 09:33:51 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: OMG, subby, that was awesome. I just laughed so hard I think I broke my spleen!


You're easily amused, aren't you?
 
2009-02-18 09:33:56 AM  
Who's going to deliver service to their treehouse?
 
2009-02-18 09:35:07 AM  
This is why the stock market must die.
 
2009-02-18 09:35:29 AM  
As I fall away from a plane, I'll be yelling "WHO PUSHED?!"

/never understood jumping from a perfectly healthy plane
 
2009-02-18 09:36:47 AM  
Rocknutts

Yeah, me too:(

/Is glad someone caught the Don pic ref...thank you from the heart of my bottom.
 
2009-02-18 09:38:38 AM  
Losers don't have the right to ask for anything.
 
2009-02-18 09:41:40 AM  
Tyee,

Considering the claim is that Prescott Bush, was one of three, who stole the skull while assigned to Ft. Sill, OK (where Geronimo was buried) the name Bush is far more than mere windowdressing. Wouldn't the person who allegedly stole the skill be the focus of any story regarding the theft of the skull? The fact that others may have came into contact with it over the years isn't really that big a deal compared to the notion that someone would desecrate a grave for a souvenir.

The problem for the family, as I understand it, is the government will not open Geronimo's grave to either prove or disprove the notion. That would seem like step one to either put this story to rest or move it along to step 2. The reason seems to be that the government was in charge of the cemetary and probably would be embarrassed by any story of how Geronimo's skull and possessions were stolen while under their watch.
 
2009-02-18 09:44:00 AM  

ChaoticCoyote: They have *a* skull. I have a skull. I call it George. I claim it's Washington's. Doesn't make it so. Meanwhile, the masons, illuminati and trilateral commission are teaming up to land the mothership at area 51 and put the lizards back in charge.


Uh, the lizards are already in charge. We... uh, I mean they... are behind global warming. Really. We like warm.

Now, as far a Geronimo's skull is concerned: According to legend, the skull was stolen by 3 members of the S&B society, including Presscot Bush, father of both predients Bushes. A simple DNA test would resolve the issue.


You just know Prescott farked the eye socket. Why would you want it back after that?
 
2009-02-18 09:45:32 AM  
It's not like it's a crystal skull or anything. It belongs in a museum.
 
2009-02-18 09:51:55 AM  
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"You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move."
 
2009-02-18 09:53:16 AM  
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/Dubya is left of the clock.
//hot like piss out in the sun all day
 
2009-02-18 10:08:34 AM  

Fano: It's not like it's a crystal skull or anything. It belongs in a museum.


I giggled. Thanks.
 
2009-02-18 10:42:13 AM  

Ghastly: Meeeee!


Thread over in the Boobies.
 
2009-02-18 10:45:20 AM  

Proud2B_American: The Skull and Bones club is fictional, just like the Mafia and compassionate Mormons...


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That's a picture of the thing that doesn't exist. They have a well desrved reputation for secrecy. Story goes that some years ago a fire broke out in the temple. The Skulls bloked the Fire Department from entering. The Fire Dept called Police to force them access. Then the Police were ordered to stand down by the Mayor after having a "little chat" with some gentlemen. Imagine that.
(Native New Havener)
 
2009-02-18 10:46:55 AM  

rjw25: /Dubya is left of the clock.


No. He's not yet even in the scrote of the guy left of the clock.
 
2009-02-18 10:58:00 AM  

Der Vassermeister: The Skulls bloked the Fire Department from entering.


Sorry, blokes, you can't come in.
 
2009-02-18 11:00:10 AM  
I hope this leads to the impeachment of Bush and his removal from office. We could really use a McChange.
 
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