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(Knoxville News- Sentinel)   Man struck and killed by several vehicles on busy interstate, no one could tell that resulting roadkill was human   ( divider line
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2001-08-31 02:32:22 PM  
What, no pic? ;)
2001-08-31 02:32:40 PM  
Goooooooo Darwin!!!
2001-08-31 02:33:17 PM  
The last thing that dummy was thinking:

"Gawd, I hope dem two motocycles."
2001-08-31 02:33:59 PM  
ewww - the same thing happened some time last year here in Oklahoma. I sure would hate to be the one that discovered it was a human body.
2001-08-31 02:34:11 PM  
Where are the photos of this?

Maybe on rotten_com shortly.
2001-08-31 02:34:14 PM  
I tried to get a pic, but it was very dark and every cop in Knox County had shown up.
2001-08-31 02:40:26 PM  
The man, who has a history of alcohol-related arrests

In a related story, Pabst Blue Ribbon is stock fell more then 20 points today on Wall Street.
2001-08-31 02:45:10 PM  
well, at least the relatives won't hvae to spend much on a casket. A shoebox will do nicely.
2001-08-31 02:53:34 PM  
Irascible... lmao!!!
2001-08-31 02:58:39 PM  
"Several people said they thought they hit a bag of trash," an investigator said.
that would be white trash
2001-08-31 02:59:32 PM  
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2001-08-31 03:01:01 PM  
For some reason I'm reminded of the beginning part of "Meet Joe Black." Of course, that's the only good part, the rest of it sucked.
2001-08-31 03:10:37 PM  
you know what the last thing to go through his mind was?

His ASS!
2001-08-31 03:11:02 PM  
"I thought it was a bag of trash...come to think of it, it was the first time I had seen a bag of trash on two legs wearin jeans..."
2001-08-31 03:11:11 PM  
Tennessee...who'd of guessed?!!!
2001-08-31 03:11:48 PM  
So that was the gunk on my tires
2001-08-31 03:14:40 PM  
He must not have heard the joke:

Q: How many rednecks does it take to go get supper?
A: 2 - One to scrape it up, the other to watch for cars.

Apparently, he was unaware that it's a two hick operation.
2001-08-31 03:26:47 PM  
That's going to leave a mark.
2001-08-31 03:27:32 PM  
Q: How many yankees does it take to come up with ANOTHER lame redneck joke?
A: Only one, but they all come up with one anyway and think it's funny.
Redneck Shaggie
2001-08-31 03:36:53 PM  
Check the profile Shaggie - I'm a Southerner.
2001-08-31 03:37:49 PM  
Why did the drunk cross the road?

It's killing me I can't think of a punch line for this. Anyone?
2001-08-31 03:38:08 PM  
Glenlivid: Fuhk I'm still giggling over that.
2001-08-31 03:43:52 PM  
Why did the drunk (redneck) cross the road?

To buy a powerball ticket, drive through some lawns and sleep with 15 year old prodigys?
2001-08-31 03:53:10 PM  
Rabbito, lol, now I know and knowing is half the battle!
2001-08-31 03:54:05 PM  
Hope it rains hard there soon. That stretch of highwya is going to be red until then I think. It may be stained for good even.
2001-08-31 04:11:29 PM  
that happened to me once, the whole smashed and dragged by trucks on the busy interstate thing. my friends were all like, 'dude you look like a gigantic piece of mangled meaty trash!', and we all had a good laugh. yay friends!
2001-08-31 04:13:52 PM  
I think a "SICK" or "STUPID" tag belongs on this, rather than scary
2001-08-31 04:32:36 PM  
Tis better than tying up traffic jumping off a bridge, no? I guess they handle things a little differently in TN.
2001-08-31 04:57:07 PM  
"Several people said they thought they hit a bag of trash," an investigator said.

No shiat, stupid! You DID hit a bag of trash...WHITE TRASH!!!

Har, har, har
2001-08-31 04:58:03 PM  
Hmmm...guess I should learn to read ALL of the posts before I copy someone else's bad joke...
2001-08-31 04:58:52 PM  
no one's biatching over laughing about someone dying like on the Aliyah (sp?) and "jumper urged by motorists" threads...
*tear in eye* >sniff< far we've come...
(really, though, ew...that's gotta look gross...)
2001-08-31 04:59:52 PM  
wow, i got filtered ;)
2001-08-31 05:00:28 PM  
Neutrino: Good idea! j/k

Sarahlily: Don't forget: Tennesseen' is Tennebelieven'!
2001-08-31 06:35:42 PM  
Heck, they could put him in that Priority Mail envelope the little chickie was standing on!!!!
2001-08-31 07:03:13 PM  
Can you say Hamburger Highway?????

That guy must have been pretty farked up for people to not know it was a human that was smeared all over the road!

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-31 07:24:57 PM  
Like the old man in Blazing Saddles being dragged by a horse: "Welp, that's the end of THIS suit."
2001-08-31 07:40:51 PM  
From the hometown of America's best party school and to think he'll miss this year's Boomsday too. He died too young.
2001-08-31 08:23:49 PM  
Amazing how most any situation life gives you, there's usually a Blazing Saddle's analogy one can use. Thank you Mr.Brooks.
2001-08-31 08:49:31 PM  
Q: How many Canadians does it take to write a joke about the US?
A: None, the jokes write themselves
2001-08-31 09:28:54 PM  
I ran over a possum the other morning, he was almost dead for two days.
2001-09-01 01:08:53 AM  
I don't appreciate everyone making fun of this guy. He was related to me.

He was my half-brother.
2001-09-01 01:38:50 AM  
That was really bad, Bigpeeler.

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