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(eBay)   For sale: 50lb. Palm Pilot carved out of butter.   ( ) divider line 50
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3909 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Aug 2001 at 2:29 PM (14 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-31 02:33:49 PM  
how big would a 50lb Palm be?
2001-08-31 02:36:31 PM  
Rather than see the world's first, largest, and most beautiful, Butter PDA go to waste, we recognized the market demand for such an item and now offer it to the public in a charity auction.

What market demand is there for this product? I don't remember ever once seeing, hearing or thinking man wouldn't a 50lb Palm Pilot made out of butter be schweet.
2001-08-31 02:37:14 PM  
How do you know who submitted an article?
2001-08-31 02:40:25 PM  
The problem is, you have to buy the USB kit separately...
2001-08-31 02:40:54 PM  
some people will buy anything.
2001-08-31 02:41:57 PM  
Bryo: Wait till someone says "Finally! I got one of my submissions posted! There must be some conspiracy because all these crappy articles get posted and MY really great ones are rejected... blah blah blah"
2001-08-31 02:45:42 PM  
No, what I mean is, say I see an article (take this one for example), and I say, "Who submitted this?" is there not a part of the page or a link that says who submitted it? I have nothing to do with this article by the way, just curious.
2001-08-31 02:45:51 PM  
In the words of Homer:

mmmmmmmm.... Palm Pilot...
2001-08-31 02:48:44 PM  
What happens to the screen when you press the stylos to it? Wait what kind stylus comes with this, a butter knife, a cheese wedge?
2001-08-31 02:53:35 PM  
4. Healthy Midwestern snack that melts in your mouth not in your Palm...

And poeple wonder why Americans are so overweight... sheesh! 50 lbs. of butter is a snack?!?
2001-08-31 02:54:31 PM  
..and a healthy one, at that???
2001-08-31 02:55:47 PM  
whats next a laptop made out of spam?
2001-08-31 02:57:23 PM  
Hey baby! You, me, and a 50lb palm of butter!
2001-08-31 02:58:57 PM  
from the "more info" link at the bottom, detailing a marketing gimmick that they use for potential clients:

"We also have a marketing promotion where we send a potential customer a really high-end 3 foot remote control semi-truck, but without the remote. Inside is a "ransom note" saying that if they meet with us for 30 minutes, we'll give them the remote."
2001-08-31 03:00:07 PM  
if i get to dip leilani rios in it, and then lick her clean, we'll talk.
2001-08-31 03:00:47 PM  
I've hoid of greasing your palm, but this is ridiculous!
2001-08-31 03:07:44 PM  
I'll take "People With Way Too Much Time On Their Hands" for 200, Alex.
2001-08-31 03:11:41 PM  
Oh, god! My pastor was right! Readling FARK leads to buttery palms!
2001-08-31 03:13:44 PM  
This would go great with that giant lobster
2001-08-31 03:16:51 PM  
I present to you.......

[image from too old to be available]

The spam penis...coming soon to a store near you.
2001-08-31 03:19:03 PM  
boobies :"how big would a 50lb Palm be?"

Well, I take it you can visualize how big 1 lb of butter is, right? place 5 lb's in a row, make 3 rows, than stack 'um 3 high and you've got...right - 45 lbs of 3 dimensional butter. Use the remaining 5 lbs to 'round the corners. Phewww, THAT was tough....
2001-08-31 03:20:54 PM  
Oh flip the farking Fi*st P*st thing already!
2001-08-31 03:35:08 PM  
Cheesus, I am holding you personally accountable for all my future therapy bills. What a pciture. Gag.
2001-08-31 03:41:41 PM  
Mr. boobies deserves all the trouble he gets for picking such a name.
2001-08-31 03:43:02 PM  
Wow, nice filter. Picks up on the obvious letter substitutions. How about, "He Who Carries the Name of that Post Which Comes First Before All Others"?
2001-08-31 03:58:01 PM  
ok the palm is funny, BUT THE SPAM is nasty..... please remove, I might be ill.

spam is gross enough, but a spam cock????
2001-08-31 03:58:21 PM  
I don't need to spend money to get my palm all buttery. Well, maybe $2.99 for three days and $29.95 a month recurring....
2001-08-31 04:02:41 PM  
Chessus. Bad Kitty! Bad. Bad. Bad.
2001-08-31 04:04:59 PM  
Shouldn't this have an [image from too old to be available] tag instead??? This is pretty lame. What is the point???

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-31 04:21:13 PM  
That is just plain ol' farking retarded
2001-08-31 05:14:16 PM  
LP : I just went with my first instinct when I picked the tag. Asinine, Stupid, Amusing or even Sad would have worked too, I think.

BTW - Did anyone else laugh when they saw the bit at the bottom that says something along the lines of 'Serious bidders only'? If you spend $400 or more (that's the reserve price) plus the shipping costs for 50lbs. of butter, I don't think you qualify as a serious anything anymore...
2001-08-31 05:34:28 PM  
This is a scientific survey for all you hetero men out there:

If you HD to lick a dick would you prefer a real one, or a Spam one? Take your time, I'm sure it's a tough one to decide.

Survey results on the 6 o'clock news.
2001-08-31 05:35:08 PM  
2001-08-31 06:00:05 PM  
I'm waiting for the Palm V version, it should only come in at about 30lbs of butter.
2001-08-31 06:20:27 PM  
Well so much for my survey - time's up - the results need to be broadcast on the 6 o'clock news, which is NOW:

Our survey results show that 98% of hetero men prefer the real thing.

Thank you and goodnight.
2001-08-31 06:30:23 PM  
Just so you know.....I am not in that picture nor do I know those guys......
2001-08-31 06:33:48 PM  
Cheesus - you must be part of the 8% majority then
2001-08-31 08:01:28 PM  
Well that's the stupidest thing I've seen in the last half hour.
2001-08-31 08:27:01 PM  
Hey hey, the Spam cock is gone. Behold the power of censorship!! Or is it simply good taste?
2001-08-31 08:28:26 PM  
Cheesus, seriously though, where in the hell did you score such a horrendous picture man? It's fantastic in it's inherent power to bring grown men to their knees. Where'd you find it??
2001-08-31 08:30:28 PM  
Guess I shouldn't have used the phrase, "grown men to their knees". You know what I mean though.
2001-08-31 09:18:22 PM  
As my good deed of the day..I removed the pic.....

I just happened to run across a site one day with sick crap like this on it. I don't remember the url. I downloaded a few various things to sicken my friends....and lucky for you guys, I rarely delete anything from my computer. There will be more later, HAHAHAHAHA.

Behold the power of Cheesus!
2001-08-31 09:25:26 PM  
Hey, I missed the spam penis! Can you post a link?

Err, I'm not gay by the way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2001-08-31 09:42:40 PM  
I do NOT want to know why.....but here

The Spam Penis

Behold the power of Cheesus!
2001-08-31 10:59:30 PM  
Did someone say my name?
2001-08-31 11:05:22 PM  
[image from too old to be available]I'm rooting for the Spberry guy...!!!! GOOOO BUDDY!!!!
2001-08-31 11:25:27 PM  
This is... the oddest thing I've seen in quite a good long while... *phew*
2001-09-01 07:19:41 AM  
Cheesus H. Christ, I shouldn't have looked at that spam before I had breakfast. (I think it needs a little mayo dripping down the side)
2001-09-01 08:00:38 AM  
When will the Palm Pilots made out of dung be released?
2001-09-01 08:29:15 AM  
If I did the math right, this thing would have 160,000 calories.
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