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2009-02-17 05:43:18 PM  
LOL!

+1
 
2009-02-17 05:45:13 PM  
lh4.ggpht.com

+1
 
2009-02-17 05:49:07 PM  
Oh Jesus Christ, submitter. I am sooo voting for you.
 
2009-02-17 05:52:08 PM  
That's pure win!
 
2009-02-17 05:55:07 PM  
One of the best headlines EVER!
 
2009-02-17 05:57:43 PM  
Wife's cousin is a dentist.

He installed surveillance video in every one of his surgery suites, and also has every procedure witnessed by another staff member, just to be sure nobody can claim they had more than their fillings diddled.
 
2009-02-17 06:15:59 PM  
Oh yeah, +1.
 
2009-02-17 06:18:18 PM  
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+1. Subby is going to hell, but it was brilliant.
 
2009-02-17 06:28:06 PM  
LOL +1 gooooood that was good
 
2009-02-17 06:28:12 PM  
approves

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2009-02-17 06:28:32 PM  
Just awesome...
 
2009-02-17 06:28:36 PM  
Well done, Subby! - perhaps one of the Holy Grails of headlines.

Now we just need midget psychic on the run from the law.
 
2009-02-17 06:28:55 PM  
16 is not a child. Enough with the propaganda.
What's the difference between indecent assault and sexual assault anyway?
And where are the pics to see if it was worth it?
 
2009-02-17 06:29:40 PM  
Please don't mean what I think it means...
Please don't mean what I think it means...
Please don't mean what I think it means...
RTFA:
oh goddamnit....

a) well played subby.
b) damn you fark! A normal person shouldn't look at that headline and understand it.
 
2009-02-17 06:29:46 PM  
FTA: "The investigation relates to allegations made by a 15-year-old girl about an alleged indecent assault at the home in September 2008," police said.

Why was the girl at his home?
 
2009-02-17 06:29:49 PM  
Sounds like somebody got drilled.
 
2009-02-17 06:29:50 PM  
Nicely done, subby.

+1

/golfclap
 
2009-02-17 06:30:23 PM  

nomdeplume713: What's the difference between indecent assault and sexual assault anyway?


How hot she is.
 
2009-02-17 06:31:02 PM  
amazing, submitter, simply amazing

how long have you been waiting for that?
 
2009-02-17 06:31:15 PM  
Pure. Win.

+1
 
2009-02-17 06:31:19 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Please don't mean what I think it means...
Please don't mean what I think it means...
Please don't mean what I think it means...
RTFA:
oh goddamnit....

a) well played subby.
b) damn you fark! A normal person shouldn't look at that headline and understand it.


Well said my man.
 
2009-02-17 06:31:49 PM  
golf clap
 
2009-02-17 06:32:10 PM  

nomdeplume713:
What's the difference between indecent assault and sexual assault anyway?


Novocaine.
 
2009-02-17 06:32:23 PM  
"'Those people.' Listen to yourself. You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream."
 
2009-02-17 06:32:27 PM  
+1

Now this is how you do a good double entendre headline. Not that lameass one that people were fapping to a couple months ago involving a facial and someone's mom. That one sucked donkey balls.
 
2009-02-17 06:33:13 PM  
I went to Long John's office.
I said, "Doctor, the pain is killing."
He said, "Don't worry, baby.
It's just your cavity needs a little filling."

-- Bette Midler, Long John Blues
 
2009-02-17 06:33:30 PM  
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2009-02-17 06:34:03 PM  
Oh, and thank god that farking bear is tied up in that earlier thread about clarinets.
 
2009-02-17 06:34:41 PM  
Holy crap on a stick!!! That headline just made my day!!

+++++++ Would read again!
 
2009-02-17 06:36:42 PM  
Awesome sub
 
2009-02-17 06:36:52 PM  
Welp, might as well start looking for the 2010 headline of the year now.
 
2009-02-17 06:37:21 PM  
didn't have to even read the article before I guessed what it was about.

Very well done.
 
2009-02-17 06:37:55 PM  
This headline is awesome.

It's got my vote for 2009 HoTY.
 
2009-02-17 06:38:43 PM  
Best headline ever. Double entendre greatness, and I knew what the story was abut without having to look.
 
2009-02-17 06:39:45 PM  
It's been said plenty, but great one subby!
 
2009-02-17 06:39:52 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Please don't mean what I think it means...
Please don't mean what I think it means...
Please don't mean what I think it means...
RTFA:
oh goddamnit....

a) well played subby.
b) damn you fark! A normal person shouldn't look at that headline and understand it.



Everyone in the room understood the headline immediately. I'm worried about the people I hang out with.
 
2009-02-17 06:40:39 PM  
wow.

+1

headline of the year contest over. everyone else go home.
 
2009-02-17 06:41:01 PM  
Nurse, put that cotton wool away. I have a better idea...
 
2009-02-17 06:41:50 PM  
Pedobear trifecta in play?
 
2009-02-17 06:41:56 PM  

alacoco: Best headline ever. Double entendre greatness, and I knew what the story was abut without having to look.


This! Well played subby!
 
2009-02-17 06:44:00 PM  
Nice, but not a new concept: Piano teacher arrested for trying to play in A minor (new window)
 
2009-02-17 06:44:35 PM  
Fitting that I get to vote for a headline so awesome on the day my TF expires.

/take a bow, subby
 
2009-02-17 06:45:00 PM  
Wonder if he numbed them first?

/Good jorb Subby
 
2009-02-17 06:45:22 PM  
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2009-02-17 06:45:26 PM  
Excellent subby.
 
2009-02-17 06:45:31 PM  
i love it when i can get what's in the title.
 
2009-02-17 06:46:44 PM  
Ok subby, as a replacement keyboard I'll take the Optimus.


/I'd +1 you if I could.
 
2009-02-17 06:46:54 PM  
Well then. What shall we talk about next?
 
2009-02-17 06:47:32 PM  
Was it an oral cavity?

Cause that would be awesome.

// try cleaning your teeth with this, ummm, "toothpaste"
 
2009-02-17 06:47:45 PM  
Bravo, subby!
 
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