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2009-02-17 03:04:00 PM  
i168.photobucket.com

List is missing an oldie but goodie.
 
2009-02-17 03:12:53 PM  
Yep.

Seems like getting a shiatton of money is about the same as getting married.

Yay! I can be the pig I always wanted to be...
 
2009-02-17 03:23:48 PM  
I'm definitely showing my age here, but I remember one of HBO's initial efforts into original programming, a football show called "First and Ten."

I distinctly remember a screaming hot brunette on the show named...Delta Burke.
 
2009-02-17 03:39:38 PM  
assets.mog.com

/so very hot.
 
2009-02-17 03:45:53 PM  
Every time I see Keely Shay Smith and think about her getting to boff Pierce Brosnan...I die a little.
 
2009-02-17 03:52:18 PM  
In before the chubby chasers.
 
2009-02-17 04:04:01 PM  
10: That's fat?
9: Oh hell OM NOM NOM she ate her father's corpse!
8: Not fat, just psycho.
7: That's not fat!
6: That's not fat!
5: She ate Tito!
4: It's people like you that made her go ultrathin and cause her to lose teh boobies. *biatchslap*
3: Since when is gaining a cupsize 'fat'?
2: Shamu jokes to the right....
1: But.... but.... Jenny Craig!

/srly, Mariah and Kelly 'fat'?
 
2009-02-17 04:10:21 PM  
OtherLittleGuy: /srly, Mariah and Kelly 'fat'?

Them, and Jessica Simpson. None qualify as fat.
 
2009-02-17 04:21:07 PM  
OtherLittleGuy: /srly, Mariah and Kelly 'fat'?

That picture of "fat" Mariah looks like Miss Piggy.
 
2009-02-17 04:36:40 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm definitely showing my age here, but I remember one of HBO's initial efforts into original programming, a football show called "First and Ten."

I distinctly remember a screaming hot brunette on the show named...Delta Burke.


I love that show. To see Delta now.......
 
2009-02-17 04:39:57 PM  
www.startrek.com
 
2009-02-17 04:40:43 PM  
Why did they feel the need to stretch the pictures - if these women are so 'fat'?

/Simpson isn't fat - those jeans are just a horrible cut.
 
2009-02-17 04:47:21 PM  
Anna Nicole Smith should be on that list too.
Sure, she's lost a lot of weight in the last year or two...
 
2009-02-17 04:50:01 PM  
Protip: most women get a little tubby before they turn 30.
Proprotip: especially the ones that were smoking hot at 21.
 
2009-02-17 04:50:15 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: Anna Nicole Smith should be on that list too.
Sure, she's lost a lot of weight in the last year or two...


Since about February of 07?
 
2009-02-17 04:50:52 PM  
I see from the comments on that page that Fark isn't the only place where there are chubby-chasing white knights:

Jessica's Hot
written by shea, February 14, 2009
I think Jessica Simpson looks a lot better now than she did. She was too thin for her body build in my opinion. I love how she's filled out and has curves now.
 
2009-02-17 04:52:22 PM  
I only count 4 fatties.
 
2009-02-17 05:10:25 PM  
This has to be one of the most unflattering pictures ever taken:

manofest.com
 
2009-02-17 05:10:27 PM  
TheGrayCat: Why did they feel the need to stretch the pictures - if these women are so 'fat'?

This, that Mariah pic is clearly retouched/squashed.
 
2009-02-17 05:12:03 PM  
I wonder if Pierce Brosnan ever looks at himself in the mirror and says,"I'm one of the best looking men on the planet, and I'm married to a fat cow." I bet he says that to himself every time he's getting ready go pay a visit to his mistress.

/women, if you let yourself get fat, your husbands deserve to have sex with other better looking women
//that goes for you guys as well
 
2009-02-17 05:13:12 PM  
Jessica Simson, as well as a few others on this list, are not fat. I've never understood the rail-thin beauty ideal. Boobs and hips are good things. 36-24-36 used to be an ideal, now that's moribdly obese in some people's eyes.

www.funnyforumpics.com
 
2009-02-17 05:14:36 PM  
No Kelly LeBrock? Weird Science hottie?

Dayum, who'd she eat?
 
2009-02-17 05:16:08 PM  
Jennifer Love Hewitt, skinny or chubby..I would still have no problem hitting.
 
2009-02-17 05:17:02 PM  
Kathleen Turner, Ann Wilson, and Beverly D'Angelo.

Mariah...wtf? That's a squished photo, she ain't fat.
 
2009-02-17 05:18:04 PM  
My neighbor Rick's wife could be on this list. She was skinny before the age of 7, and she appeared in a Lane Bryant print ad.
 
2009-02-17 05:18:46 PM  
What about the fact that a lot of the before pics are airbrushed/'shopped and a lot of the afters are candid?

/the Mariah pic was just hilarious
 
2009-02-17 05:20:13 PM  
i202.photobucket.com

i202.photobucket.com

/phat
 
2009-02-17 05:20:42 PM  
Alot of them lost that weight, too.
 
2009-02-17 05:20:58 PM  
TeddyBallGame: This has to be one of the most unflattering pictures ever taken:

Don't be mean. She was pregnant in that photo.

/twenty years pregnant.
 
2009-02-17 05:21:11 PM  
This follow up article to Ten Greatest Celebrity Farts just lacks that certain sparkle.
 
2009-02-17 05:21:32 PM  
Tyra Banks: America's Next Top Waddle.

/sorry
 
2009-02-17 05:21:58 PM  
Amazing- the subject of a photo taken on the street (of someone unprepared for it) doesn't match the very same person being photographed in a studio under controlled conditions and then retouched in Photoshop. Well, fark, I guess everything I ever knew was wrong.

The one person on that list who can legitimately be said to have let themselves go completely was Kirstie Alley. The rest, sure, they don't look as good in the "after" shots, but that can be mostly attributed to either aging or a bad photo. An extra ten pounds doesn't mean a woman becomes a fatass.

I wonder how the author of TFA would look if we took a shot of him in the usual publicity style (makeup, conditions, retouching, professional photographer) and then sniped a photo of him (using a camera phone) on the street while he eats an ice cream cone. The two shots won't look anything alike.
 
2009-02-17 05:23:47 PM  
No Sally Struthers? Seriously?
 
2009-02-17 05:24:12 PM  
No Ann Wilson?
1st person I thought of. Although she has now officially been fat longer than she hasn't.
www.wfmu.org

cache.daylife.com

Dang.
 
2009-02-17 05:24:16 PM  
Kelly. IS. NOT. FAT!!!!!
 
2009-02-17 05:24:36 PM  
no anna nicole smith?
 
2009-02-17 05:24:56 PM  
TeddyBallGame: This has to be one of the most unflattering pictures ever taken:

Which one?
 
2009-02-17 05:29:30 PM  
A lot of them lost weight since those pics were taken. It goes like this:
1. Be hot.
2. Get fat. Have unflattering pictures taken.
3. Talk about how you love your new curves and "real woman's" body.
4. Lose the weight as quickly as possible.
5. Profit?
 
2009-02-17 05:30:18 PM  
This reminds me... it's time once again to thank Christ I'm not famous.
 
2009-02-17 05:30:59 PM  
more like, "10 celebrity Women who Were at one time, temporarily skinny".

i look at the recent pics of Jessica Simpson, and realize this is likely her normal weight, and she was actually emaciated during Dukes of Hazzard.

if i was a hot biatch, i'd say, "you know what? this is my normal weight. deal with it".
 
2009-02-17 05:35:11 PM  
spellacopter: No Ann Wilson?
1st person I thought of. Although she has now officially been fat longer than she hasn't.


I remember a Heart video for a song off of (I think) "Bad Animals" where they tried to squish the video to make Ann look less chunky.
 
2009-02-17 05:39:44 PM  
Mariah has been really turning 'ghetto' lately, so yeah...she's chunking up.

JLH looks good no matter what. Same with Jessica Simpson, I just HATE those mom-jeans.

Sad about Kirsty Allie....she made a hot Saavik and was nice on Cheers
 
2009-02-17 05:43:25 PM  
ReeferChiefer: /phat

Can always count on you...
 
2009-02-17 05:43:50 PM  
Mjolnir1964: Mariah has been really turning 'ghetto' lately, so yeah...she's chunking up.

10 years is lately?
 
2009-02-17 05:47:40 PM  
Peaceboy: This reminds me... it's time once again to thank Christ I'm not famous.

This, with a side of fries.

/fark off, I'm hungry
 
2009-02-17 05:48:26 PM  
no Rosie?

kidding
 
2009-02-17 05:50:48 PM  
chopit: Jessica Simson, as well as a few others on this list, are not fat. I've never understood the rail-thin beauty ideal. Boobs and hips are good things. 36-24-36 used to be an ideal, now that's moribdly obese in some people's eyes.

Skinny is not what men want. That's what gay men want. If straight men ran Hollywood and Paris, models would be C cups (or bigger) and curvy. They would have thighs instead of thigh bones.
 
2009-02-17 05:51:00 PM  
subby

it isn't "Ten hottest female celebrities who got fat"

it's "Ten hottest female celebrities who became fat"


/ugh.
 
2009-02-17 05:51:58 PM  
kelly is fat stfu

kelly is fat!
 
2009-02-17 05:53:03 PM  
Kirstie Alley was never hot.

Odd looking != hot.
 
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