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(Detroit Free Press)   Dentist proud to show off his limp tubes   ( divider line
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7466 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2003 at 6:23 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-29 12:02:23 PM  
"When I have visitors, they sleep there with the fresh scent of toothpaste," he told The Saginaw News for a Tuesday story.

What a great host.
2003-01-29 03:16:45 PM  
...1960s-era Scotch whisky-flavored toothpaste that has "no more than 3 percent alcohol."

If this toothpaste was still made today, addicts would eat it and then wash it down with Listerine.
2003-01-29 06:27:23 PM  
I thought he was collecting teeth.

2003-01-29 06:30:43 PM  
Kolpakov started the collection just 10 months ago. The Saginaw dentist said he's spent about $3,000 to buy toothpaste tubes from Japan, China, India, the Ukraine, Asia and his native Russia.

Hmm... none from members of the EU?
2003-01-29 06:32:48 PM  
I don't know what to think about these "limp tubes."
2003-01-29 06:37:26 PM  
I'm not sure toothpaste would be a good scent to sleep to. I always preferred ckOne, myself.
2003-01-29 06:39:44 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Drink up everyone! Six Proof !
2003-01-29 06:43:18 PM  
Little Shop of Horrors reference int 3...2...1
2003-01-29 06:54:03 PM  
hmm...doesn't say anything about his giant ball of used dental floss
2003-01-29 06:56:01 PM  
good god man! i could NOT IMAGINE brushing my teeth with anything flavored like scotch whiskey.
2003-01-29 08:04:56 PM  
Mofomisfit.. Try Tom's of Maine "Gingermint" It's gotta be the nastiest tasting toothpaste ever made.
2003-01-29 08:05:01 PM  
You could just brush your teeth with chocolate milkshakes...
2003-01-29 08:05:15 PM  
that alcoholic toothpaste must be for people with hangovers.
2003-01-29 08:13:52 PM  
That website looks like a great source for another photoshop contest....
2003-01-29 10:44:28 PM  
Hey babe, wanna come up to my place and check out my toothpast collection? ;_0
2003-01-30 12:38:54 AM  
Limp poles, limp tubes..... Does the technology exist to filter stupidass puns out of fark headlines??
2003-01-30 09:40:04 AM  
That's a much better headline than mine. I surrender.
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