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(This Is Local London)   Pooty Poot and Dobby the House Elf -- Separated at birth?   ( divider line
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6453 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2003 at 3:51 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-29 04:09:37 PM  
2003-01-29 04:09:51 PM  
Who cares.
2003-01-29 04:10:20 PM  
This will be the final straw that pushes the Ruski's over the edge. Prepare for global thermonuclear war.
2003-01-29 04:11:31 PM  
Wasn't someone complaining earlier that this link wasn't posted?
2003-01-29 04:14:11 PM  
Quite simply the funniest thing I have ever laid eyes on.
2003-01-29 04:15:34 PM  
WTF??????? Who told him hey man you know you look like Dobby the house elf. Were people in the office making fun of him?
2003-01-29 04:16:27 PM  
Next Film:
"Harry Potter and the Russian's Jackboot on his Pencil Neck !"
2003-01-29 04:17:27 PM  
I blame this on the Russians have nothing better to do than drink vodka, pick potatoes, drink more vodka, and watch the Harry Potter films.
2003-01-29 04:17:52 PM  
This was on Drudge yesterday. Is it still there?
2003-01-29 04:18:13 PM  
should've been a [stupid] or [asinine] tag
2003-01-29 04:18:45 PM  
So, does this mean that Bush will sue all the monkeys he gets compared to?
2003-01-29 04:19:12 PM  
everyone says you belong in a zoo...
2003-01-29 04:20:20 PM  
This is completely unrelated but...
This has been eating me up all day... Why isn't Orgazmo out on DVD in the States? The Brits have it, why don't we. It just doesn't make sense. That is all.
2003-01-29 04:21:43 PM  
Damnit! it deleted the .i.n. S.o.v.i.e.t R.u.s.s.i.a., the elves have houses
2003-01-29 04:24:49 PM  
Nice try guys, but Russia has years to go before they can catch up with the good ol' US of A in stupid legal shenanigans.
2003-01-29 04:27:34 PM  
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He looks more like Gretzky to me.
2003-01-29 04:30:13 PM  
Why isn't Orgazmo out on DVD in the States? The Brits have it, why don't we.

I'm still waiting for Delicatessen to come out on DVD in NA.

[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-29 04:34:26 PM  
Yes, and Wayne Gretzky looks like Princess Diana.
2003-01-29 04:35:04 PM  
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2003-01-29 04:39:57 PM  
Yes, and Gollum looks like Dick Cheney.

Well, sort of. . . if you squint bit.
2003-01-29 04:40:09 PM  
never mind, forget I said it...
2003-01-29 04:40:10 PM  
In related news, Nostradamus irritated that Professor Dumbledore looks like him and can't even tell the future good. "I mentioned birds flying" and lo and behold, birds did fly on 9/11. All Dumbledoodoo, or whatever his name is, says is 'Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin. ' I mean, is this REALLY telling the future?"
2003-01-29 04:42:05 PM  
I see a whole 'Separated At Birth' thread developing. Let's start with Drew? Anybody?
2003-01-29 04:48:57 PM  
They're kidnapping Jason Biggs!
2003-01-29 04:56:26 PM  
I guess I'm hard pressed to decide what, or how much, I don't give a fark what the Russian government thinks about American movie culture.

Hey Trotsky. Why don't you try eliminating poverty in your country before focusing your attentions to the silver screen? Sound good at all?
2003-01-29 05:20:12 PM  
british movie culture
2003-01-29 05:22:24 PM  
oh, those Russians.

/Boney M
2003-01-29 05:24:58 PM  
Damn I submited this article (different place) a few days ago...

2003-01-29 06:02:12 PM  
I think Pooty Poot looks more like Jasper Carrot...​tm

Scroll down to find pic...

And dobby looks more like Richie Benaud (You Ockers will know what I mean)

Excuse lack of HTML skilz!
2003-01-29 06:13:25 PM  
I tried to submit this a week ago (BBC version) but alas it was already submitted.
2003-01-29 07:34:58 PM  
I can see a mild resemblance between them in that they both have two eyes, one nose, and one mouth....
2003-01-29 07:52:52 PM  
Completely on an aside.

New Year's eve, I spent much more than I could afford to go to a fundraiser for the Mariinksy Theater. Putin gave a speech and later my wife met some friends who had invites backstage. I got to shake his hand.

/touch me.
2003-01-29 09:05:18 PM  
Good to know they've solved every other problem in Russia, and can finally get around to the little details.
2003-01-30 12:48:46 PM  
This is what happens when the media have ab-so-frigging-lutley nothing to do but come up with shiate like this.

The everyone jumps on it.

Come on. Honestly, who cares.
2003-01-30 12:58:19 PM  
Not I No siree
2003-01-30 01:35:56 PM  
In Gregg Easterbrook's "Tuesday Morning Quarterback" on (formerly on Slate), he has taken to referring to Redskins coach Steve Spurrier as Dobby the Elf. Of course, he also calls the Redskins the "Persons", which is short for Potomac Watershed Indigenous Persons, and calls owner Dan Snyder "Lord Voldemort". He used to call Snyder something like "Owner/Threat to Western Civilization Dan Snyder".

Never done the Tolkien thing in book or movie form. Is there a Lord Voldemort?

This is the first time I have ever seen a picture of Dobby. He looks a little like Spurrier, and like Putin, too.
2003-01-31 01:09:54 AM  
I guess Dobby really is takogo kak Putin.
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