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(NYPost)   Your guest refuses to go home after a long drinking session. Do you c) douse him with tequila and set him on fire?   (nypost.com) divider line 39
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2009-02-17 07:11:47 AM
I've been tempted ...
 
2009-02-17 07:47:22 AM
Now if it was a female guest...
 
2009-02-17 07:48:15 AM
Did the worm get hurt? Do they actually put a worm in the bottles?
 
2009-02-17 07:49:19 AM
Wait - so this is a bad thing now? I wasn't notified...
 
2009-02-17 07:57:17 AM
Did they use a permanent marker to draw a wang going into his mouth first??
 
2009-02-17 07:58:30 AM
He was burned very seriously. I guess tequila is quite flammable," said Dorsi.

That's some fine detective work there, Lou.
 
2009-02-17 08:02:33 AM
wtfbbq?

/PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
//OH SHIAT, GET THE FARK OUT OF HERE!
///Geee I Joooooe
 
2009-02-17 08:06:43 AM
Yes.
 
2009-02-17 08:09:16 AM
FTFA: Garcia, an unemployed landscaper

Isn't it time for him to go back to mexico?
 
2009-02-17 08:14:06 AM
Yeah, I've done that.

Well, it was vodak but same general principle and all. Worked fine for getting the point across after day 3
 
2009-02-17 08:14:14 AM
Really? 80-proof tequila is mostly water...I'm surprised it would burn so readily. I used to wet my hand in rubbing alcohol and light it to freak out my brother.

Also, Starship, there's no worm in tequila...only in its unrefined bumpkin cousin Mezcal.
 
2009-02-17 08:22:01 AM
Yay Long Island!
 
2009-02-17 08:23:45 AM
even bad tequila shouldn't be wasted like that.
 
2009-02-17 08:35:34 AM
80-proof tequila, at 40% alcohol, is NOT FLAMMABLE. Even 151-proof liquor only emits a small blue flame when ignited. Can I get a witness?

Explanation for this scientifically impossible vignette: the "scenario" was "deduced" by the cops, little toughguys with little dicks, big guns, and virtually no education, save perhaps a sociology course at the community college.
 
2009-02-17 08:36:20 AM
I swear I read the headline "Douche him with tequila". Oh well. I really should get more sleep.
 
2009-02-17 08:37:09 AM
P.S. Jimador, numero uno en Mexico. Arriba! Ayayay!
 
2009-02-17 08:38:15 AM
A Long Island man doused his drinking buddy with tequila and set him on fire


Those Iced Teas are a monster, man.
 
2009-02-17 08:42:13 AM
Nelly Furtaco: 80-proof tequila, at 40% alcohol, is NOT FLAMMABLE. Even 151-proof liquor only emits a small blue flame when ignited. Can I get a witness?

Explanation for this scientifically impossible vignette: the "scenario" was "deduced" by the cops, little toughguys with little dicks, big guns, and virtually no education, save perhaps a sociology course at the community college.


The hate is strong in that one...
 
2009-02-17 08:45:03 AM
Long Island is the Florida of New York. And it's really loooonnnnng
 
2009-02-17 08:48:52 AM
topperspub.com

Fireball!
 
2009-02-17 08:58:05 AM
Nice move, Epigmencio.
 
2009-02-17 08:59:14 AM
Am I the only one who found TFA's actual headline really confusing?
 
2009-02-17 09:01:35 AM
Okay - there are rules here. One cannot just skip to C. There needs to be an A and a B in there. Very similar to the Holy Hand Grenade and all. I realize it's tempting to skip straight to dessert, but one must have their salad and main course first.

Seriously - give us two scenarios first, THEN jump to what happened.
 
2009-02-17 09:03:42 AM
When was TehKillYa flammable? Or have I properly avoided it all these years?
 
2009-02-17 09:05:47 AM
Rory Breaker approves

need pict
 
2009-02-17 09:21:52 AM
The article failed to mention if this tactic actually got the friend to go home. I'm having a party at my home soon and want to be able to properly handle the folks that just won't leave.
 
2009-02-17 09:27:11 AM
klawade: I swear I read the headline "Douche him with tequila". Oh well. I really should get more sleep.

Now I'm angry that this isn't what really happened.
 
2009-02-17 09:27:21 AM
The Champs have no comment.
 
2009-02-17 09:30:51 AM
img.photobucket.com
Knew all along
 
2009-02-17 09:33:32 AM
I saw it was the NY Post, and I thought, "100 Bucks says this happened in Laawng Eyelaaand".

I win, pay up.
 
2009-02-17 09:34:16 AM
He said I'm going out with my friends
Margaritas with Garcia and them
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was Tequila makes his clothes burn off
 
2009-02-17 09:54:04 AM
Liquor doesn't burn until it is 100 proof, and then just a little when mixed with gunpowder.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_proof
 
2009-02-17 10:18:20 AM
www.gawine.com
/considered a deadly weapon in 8 states.
//only flammable 80 proof on the market
 
2009-02-17 10:36:07 AM
Request a jury trial, my friend. No jury in this country would be able to convict you.

/takes notes regarding your exceptionally effective method for getting guest to leave
 
2009-02-17 11:49:00 AM
Was it the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub?


///Obscure?
 
2009-02-17 12:49:01 PM
Si.
 
2009-02-17 12:50:09 PM
unemployed landscaper? Isn't that just unemployed? Like an unemployed dishwasher?
 
2009-02-17 08:22:39 PM
That's not at all how you make a prarie fire.
 
2009-02-17 09:02:59 PM
C is your only choice if you ask me.
Then people who drink and act like a dick will be thinned from the heard.

Why let those genes continue.
 
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