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(Daily Mail)   Tom Cruise takes Katie Holmes out for a romantic day at Disney World. "She's an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do." Like men   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2009-02-17 07:49:17 AM  
oooohhh! +1
 
2009-02-17 08:18:12 AM  
Marge: Homer, he prefers the company of men.
Homer: Who doesn't?
 
2009-02-17 09:06:55 AM  
Wishful thinking from the submitter?

Yes I think so.
 
2009-02-17 09:07:51 AM  
HA HA HA HA, SUBBY!

Tom Cruise is gay. That joke NEVER gets old.
 
2009-02-17 09:13:26 AM  
That's a definite +1. I don't know if it was intentional, but leaving the period off actually made the punch more subtle and snide. There's nothing about that guy that makes me think he's gay, though. He's probably stupid as all hell, but that's something else.
 
2009-02-17 09:14:55 AM  
You mean Katie Holmes isn't a Lesbian? who knew?
 
2009-02-17 09:15:36 AM  
Bravo!
 
2009-02-17 09:17:40 AM  
Not gay, just crazy.
 
2009-02-17 09:21:24 AM  

doglover: HA HA HA HA, SUBBY!

Tom Cruise is gay. That joke NEVER gets old.


Joke?
 
2009-02-17 09:21:35 AM  
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2009-02-17 09:22:27 AM  
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Don't touch my farking daughter!
 
2009-02-17 09:26:57 AM  
Crazy life these celebrities lead, look at how they're gated off and people are crowded around...like they're an attraction at Disney.
 
2009-02-17 09:31:46 AM  

assegai: Crazy life these celebrities lead, look at how they're gated off and people are crowded around...like they're an attraction at Disney.


No, most likely they are in line to see Mickey and Minnie.

You see, those that aren't celebrities have to stand in line sometimes more than an hour to see mickey or minnie with their kids for less than a minute. If you are a celebrity, though, you can skip the line entirely, and spend an hour with the characters as the crowds around you get pissed off from waiting.

I know if I was in that line, I'd be shouting some serious obscenities...
 
2009-02-17 09:36:40 AM  
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2009-02-17 09:39:53 AM  
Tom Cruise is Tom-Cruise-Crazy. Just be glad it's him not you.
 
2009-02-17 09:41:53 AM  
Tom Cruise takes Katie Holmes out for a romantic day at Disney World. "She's an extraordinary woman. She is funny and smart and she likes the same things that I do." Like men cock

FTFY
 
2009-02-17 09:42:09 AM  
Next up, a photo shoot with these guys.
 
2009-02-17 09:46:16 AM  

Linoleum_Blownapart: Tom Cruise is Tom-Cruise-Crazy. Just be glad it's him not you.


If you had Tom Cruise's troubles, you might be Tom-Cruise-Crazy too.

/golf clap to subby
 
2009-02-17 09:48:49 AM  
There's no reason the kid shouldn't be able to go to Disney and meet Mickey and Minnie. With her father's batshiat beliefs, this is probably the safest way to do it, rather than stand in line for hours. And don't tell me that if you were in Tom Cruise's position, you wouldn't do the same thing.
 
2009-02-17 09:51:27 AM  
He needs to learn some new compliments.. Every time he ever says anything I swear to god he's said it before over and over.. He's been saying the same shiat about Katy since he met her, only now he's curbed his couch enthusiasm.. He also every 10 years or so the, "Scientology cured my whole dyslexia bullshiat"
 
2009-02-17 09:51:36 AM  
There's nothing wrong with Tom being gay.

Many four-foot tall men who believe their bodies are filled with aliens are gay.
 
2009-02-17 09:52:23 AM  

Lou Stoolz: Don't touch my farking daughter!


Or how about "Do you know what the basement at Scientology Headquarters looks like? Would you like to?"

I like how they are on display as much as Mickey and Minne. I went to Disney world a few years ago. Anyone who wanted a picture with the Mouse had to wait in line for about an hour. Decided it wasn't worth it. Bonus for Disney World the line you waited in was in "Mickey House" and lined on both sides with stuff for you to buy! On the plus side you were out of the weather on the negative side you had to listen to kids begging for every 5 dollar plastic piece in that place
 
2009-02-17 09:56:54 AM  

krysbabe: He needs to learn some new compliments.. Every time he ever says anything I swear to god he's said it before over and over.. He's been saying the same shiat about Katy since he met her, only now he's curbed his couch enthusiasm.. He also every 10 years or so the, "Scientology cured my whole dyslexia bullshiat"


?etah eht yhW. aixelsyd ym deruc ygolotneicS

/suddenly have a headache....
 
2009-02-17 10:10:29 AM  
Suri looks like she had a wonderful time though. Glad she was able to get out for once and spend time with normal people. Hmmm....
 
2009-02-17 10:11:05 AM  
"...and she likes the same things that I do."

It's not like you give her much of a choice there, Tommy.
 
2009-02-17 10:11:49 AM  
Help me here. Is Tom the one in the red dress?
 
2009-02-17 10:12:26 AM  

krysbabe: He needs to learn some new compliments.. Every time he ever says anything I swear to god he's said it before over and over.. He's been saying the same shiat about Katy since he met her, only now he's curbed his couch enthusiasm..


Well the crazy in love has a tendency to cool over a decade. The fact their marriage has lasted this long is a testament to something they are doing. Maybe they are still in love. Or maybe Castle Cruse has really good perimeter defense.
 
2009-02-17 10:13:39 AM  
that's like a paradox without time travel being involved.
 
2009-02-17 10:15:46 AM  

doglover: Tom Cruise is gay. That joke NEVER gets old.


Dude, you are so deep into the closet, Tom Cruise pushed you into Narnia.
 
2009-02-17 10:19:36 AM  

Contents of a Space Wasp's stomach: ?etah eht yhW. aixelsyd ym deruc ygolotneicS

/suddenly have a headache....


The nice thing about being dyslexic is reading backwords is a piece of cake.

The bad part is triple checking everything else you do so its not ass-backwards.
 
2009-02-17 10:34:51 AM  

FortKnox: assegai: Crazy life these celebrities lead, look at how they're gated off and people are crowded around...like they're an attraction at Disney.

No, most likely they are in line to see Mickey and Minnie.

You see, those that aren't celebrities have to stand in line sometimes more than an hour to see mickey or minnie with their kids for less than a minute. If you are a celebrity, though, you can skip the line entirely, and spend an hour with the characters as the crowds around you get pissed off from waiting.

I know if I was in that line, I'd be shouting some serious obscenities...


Yeah, let's hurl expletives at the little baby while she's trying to play with Mickey. Way to go, ITG.
 
2009-02-17 10:49:48 AM  
I can understand people lining up to poke fun at Tom Cruise for all the wacky Scientology stuff, but why is the world so desperate for him to be gay. Where did this rumor come from? Is it just that Vanity Fair cover? Because he adopted some kids? Brad Pitt and Angelina must be biggest homos in homo town.

Also, I guess believing in the evil Space-Lord Xenu and awakening the alien beings inside of him makes him an idiot. But then again that idiot makes 70 million dollars a movie, so what do I know.
 
2009-02-17 10:53:22 AM  
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Oh, how I miss the old Katie....
 
2009-02-17 10:57:01 AM  

marlowe650: I can understand people lining up to poke fun at Tom Cruise for all the wacky Scientology stuff, but why is the world so desperate for him to be gay. Where did this rumor come from? Is it just that Vanity Fair cover? Because he adopted some kids? Brad Pitt and Angelina must be biggest homos in homo town.

Also, I guess believing in the evil Space-Lord Xenu and awakening the alien beings inside of him makes him an idiot. But then again that idiot makes 70 million dollars a movie, so what do I know.


I don't think anyone thinks Tom Cruise is gay. Some people just think he likes gay sex.
 
2009-02-17 10:57:08 AM  

marlowe650: I can understand people lining up to poke fun at Tom Cruise for all the wacky Scientology stuff, but why is the world so desperate for him to be gay. Where did this rumor come from? Is it just that Vanity Fair cover? Because he adopted some kids? Brad Pitt and Angelina must be biggest homos in homo town.

Also, I guess believing in the evil Space-Lord Xenu and awakening the alien beings inside of him makes him an idiot. But then again that idiot makes 70 million dollars a movie, so what do I know.


Hi, Tom!
 
2009-02-17 10:58:14 AM  

Kygz: Oh, how I miss the old Katie....


Yeah, she really looks disturbing now. Way too thin, like beef jerky. I feel sorry for her.
 
2009-02-17 11:04:27 AM  

marlowe650: I can understand people lining up to poke fun at Tom Cruise for all the wacky Scientology stuff, but why is the world so desperate for him to be gay. Where did this rumor come from? Is it just that Vanity Fair cover? Because he adopted some kids? Brad Pitt and Angelina must be biggest homos in homo town.

Also, I guess believing in the evil Space-Lord Xenu and awakening the alien beings inside of him makes him an idiot. But then again that idiot makes 70 million dollars a movie, so what do I know.


Is this a cliche? because I swear to god I've read this exact post before. Are you Tom Cruise? Do you work for him?As you know, under the FARQ, if you are Tom Cruise or work for him, you have to disclose it.

If you are not, to answer your question, we think Tom Cruise is gay because he loves the cock, silly.
 
2009-02-17 11:21:28 AM  

Kygz: Oh, how I miss the old Katie....


As long as she doesnt show her teeth, she is hot.
 
2009-02-17 11:23:11 AM  

Skorkles: Kygz: Oh, how I miss the old Katie....

As long as she doesnt show her teeth, she is hot.


The snaggel tooth makes her hot.

That and her broobies.
 
2009-02-17 11:26:09 AM  
I hear he was quite sad when he learned that Alien Encounter was gone.

//WDW nerd
 
2009-02-17 11:26:22 AM  

krysbabe: He needs to learn some new compliments.. Every time he ever says anything I swear to god he's said it before over and over.. He's been saying the same shiat about Katy since he met her, only now he's curbed his couch enthusiasm.. He also every 10 years or so the, "Scientology cured my whole dyslexia bullshiat"


That's what I think every time I see something he says. All scripted. I know some seriously farked-up people who talk like that. You want to shake them and ask them if they're really in there.

And the impression is even worse if I actually hear the words. He doesn't do a very good job of acting normal.

The Stealth Hippopotamus:
Well the crazy in love has a tendency to cool over a decade. The fact their marriage has lasted this long is a testament to something they are doing. Maybe they are still in love. Or maybe Castle Cruse has really good perimeter defense.


"This long?" Dude, they've only been married--only known each other--a couple of years. And having a baby will tend to make you hang around at least a couple more years than you should have.

/I'm sure her programming has something to do with it, also.
 
2009-02-17 11:40:34 AM  

cryinoutloud: "This long?" Dude, they've only been married--only known each other--a couple of years. And having a baby will tend to make you hang around at least a couple more years than you should have.

/I'm sure her programming has something to do with it, also


I'm using Hollywood time. If you can stay together past the milk going bad you are doing a good job.
 
2009-02-17 11:41:46 AM  

millercv: I hear he was quite sad when he learned that Alien Encounter was gone.

//WDW nerd



They got rid of that? I saw that when I was tripping balls and it was a farked up experience. Would do it again. What did they replace it with.

/it used to be "Mission to Mars"
//not as trippy
 
2009-02-17 11:43:57 AM  
Tom Cruise Crazy
by Jonathan Coulton
(whom i'm seeing in concert Friday night)

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go

But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger leading men

He knows someday he'll have to play
An old, retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him
Because he's not of this world anymore

Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go out at all

There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?

Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
 
2009-02-17 11:53:17 AM  
Kygz:
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Oh, how I miss the old Katie....


Somebody needs to make a moveable gif of a finger boinking her pert right boobie, complete with fun-bag-rippling

/oh, yeah, and, fap
 
2009-02-17 12:23:03 PM  
...and they let her on all of the cool rides, too.
 
2009-02-17 12:25:41 PM  

hmmurdock: ...and they let her on all of the cool rides, too.


...like "Minnie's Turkey Baster"

/Hey, Cruise stole Tropic Thunder...mythic pwnage.
 
2009-02-17 12:48:59 PM  

Kygz: Oh, how I miss the old Katie....


Indeed.


Katie Holmes in 'The Gift'...NSFW!!!
 
2009-02-17 02:11:32 PM  
LMAO
subby !!!

you almost owed me a new monitor lol
 
2009-02-17 02:13:14 PM  
I think the phrase "extraordinary woman" is being misapplied here. Mother Theresa was an extraordinary woman. Madame Curie was an extraordinary woman. One could argue that Eleanor Roosevelt was an extraordinary woman.

Katie Holmes has a vagina. That's about it.
 
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