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(CNN)   The pro-nebraska bias of Jeopardy   ( divider line
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13402 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2003 at 11:37 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-29 11:39:19 AM  
Who cares.
2003-01-29 11:39:26 AM  
I'll take Anal Bum covers for 200 Alex
2003-01-29 11:39:56 AM  
your mom.
2003-01-29 11:40:09 AM  

That's still a state?
2003-01-29 11:40:10 AM  
Alright you Nebraska bashers! Give us your best shot! Come on, I dare ya!
2003-01-29 11:41:42 AM  
The only Nebraska I'm interested in is Springsteen's.
2003-01-29 11:41:51 AM  
I'll take Famous Titties for 400, Alex.
2003-01-29 11:41:59 AM  
THE ANSWER IS: This Bruce Springsteen album contains the songs "Johnny 99" and "Mansion on the Hill".
2003-01-29 11:42:13 AM  
Numbnuts, Nebraska is like Iowa. Only further west.
2003-01-29 11:42:34 AM  
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2003-01-29 11:43:03 AM  
"This state contains toothless idiots and corn."

What is Nebraska?
2003-01-29 11:43:03 AM  
Ahh, the public examples of Nebraskans just keep getting better & better.

2003-01-29 11:43:04 AM  
My girlfriend goes to Nebraska Law, and would really like me to move there... Since I don't own a DeKalb seed corn hat, though, I believe I'm ineligible.
2003-01-29 11:43:42 AM  
Damn you and your Daily Doubles, you brigand!
2003-01-29 11:43:56 AM  
Clue: "Where does meat come from?"
2003-01-29 11:44:22 AM  
This college gave us NFL greats such as Lawrence Phillips and Eric Crouch.
2003-01-29 11:44:33 AM  
...And this is the best they can do?
2003-01-29 11:44:36 AM  
Your mother's a whore!
2003-01-29 11:44:37 AM  
I'll take "who gives a rats ass" for a thousand, Alex
2003-01-29 11:45:52 AM  
jeebus! this gets through, and my Pooty-poot lnk gets turned down!
2003-01-29 11:46:23 AM  
It's a frigging hammer!
2003-01-29 11:47:03 AM  
sucK it
2003-01-29 11:47:25 AM  
Ah, what the hell, S words for $1000....
2003-01-29 11:49:40 AM  
Is he still going around without his moustache?
2003-01-29 11:50:04 AM  
And Jeff Goldbloom is STILL doing Tai-Chi....

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2003-01-29 11:51:00 AM  
I guess since they write questions about topics close to their heart, you ought to study gay pornography if you're going to be on Jeopardy.
2003-01-29 11:51:24 AM  
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id hit it.
2003-01-29 11:51:26 AM  
And, Burt Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
2003-01-29 11:53:04 AM  
god bless snl celebrity jeopardy
2003-01-29 11:53:46 AM  

Or maybe a "Aksarben" gat!!
2003-01-29 11:54:26 AM  
01-29-03 11:44:33 AM MichiganMisanthrope
...And this is the best they can do?

Nebraska my ass, I know the girl in the bottom video on that site, I went to high school with her (Largo High). That was shot at the Full Moon Saloon in Ybor City (Tampa's Club district)

She has a porn site somewhere, I'll see if I can dig up the link.
2003-01-29 11:54:39 AM  
My mistake, I shall take balloons for 800 please.
2003-01-29 11:54:57 AM  
I'll take drug trafficing and black market children for 1,000 Alex.
2003-01-29 11:55:18 AM  
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2003-01-29 11:56:04 AM  
2003-01-29 11:56:24 AM  
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You got lights, you got cameras....biatchIN TECHNOLOGY!!!
2003-01-29 11:57:02 AM  
Stupid FARK filter.
2003-01-29 11:57:55 AM  
And our final category, States That Start with 'Neb'.
2003-01-29 11:58:01 AM  
Ill take The Rapist for $200.
2003-01-29 11:58:28 AM  
jeebus! this gets through, and my Pooty-poot lnk gets turned down!

You were screwed! That's hilarious. It's amazing how much Pooty-Poot looks like Dobby!

Reminds me of the Chicago Bulls Steve Kerr getting called Beavis by the NJ Nets fans - that was too perfect - he even had the Beavis hair.
2003-01-29 11:58:30 AM  
When are they going to incorporate Nebraska as a city? Then they can elect a mayor for its 1,500 residents.
2003-01-29 11:59:00 AM  
Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen?

2003-01-29 11:59:03 AM  
This is the only state that starts with 'Neb'.

What is Nebsconsin?
2003-01-29 11:59:32 AM  
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2003-01-29 12:00:47 PM  
You are all horrible. 38 comments and still no penis mightier reference? Today is a sad day for the Fark community.
2003-01-29 12:01:03 PM  
I've got to ask you... About the Penis Mightier...

No no, that's 'The Pen is Mightier'.

Gussy it up however you want Trebek, the question is, does it work?

I love celebrity Jeopardy... I have about 10 of them on my hard drive at work and I can't help but watch them now... Thanks everybody.
2003-01-29 12:01:23 PM  
I'll play your rouge game, Trebek. Give me Swords for $200.
2003-01-29 12:02:04 PM  
I know kung fu.
2003-01-29 12:02:16 PM  
16 seconds too late!!! Damn!!!
2003-01-29 12:02:54 PM  
If someone from Nebraska is a Nebraskan, what the heck is some one from Ohio or Utah? An Ohion? An Utahian? And don't even get me started on Oregon.
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