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(Some Guy)   Drunk, passed out, with your dress up and panties down is no way to stop for a greenlight, young lady   (media.wildcat.arizona.edu) divider line 174
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2009-02-17 02:02:14 AM  
And something I've never seen before...multiple DUI charges. She sounds like fun.

(Best headline I've seen for this story +1)
 
2009-02-17 02:04:39 AM  
FTA: "Uh yeah, I'm coming back from the Slightly Stoopid concert."farking awesome.
 
2009-02-17 02:05:30 AM  
Ummmm, that's not how my post looked in the preview, but whatever.
 
2009-02-17 02:31:53 AM  
This article is chock full of fail.

And it needs pictures.
 
2009-02-17 03:24:18 AM  
I'm not going to ruin it by quoting it here, but you have to check out the name of the band in the article. Perfect.
 
2009-02-17 03:25:22 AM  
Oh, well the Ottosjacket dude spoiled it. But anyway that is just perfect.
 
2009-02-17 03:47:09 AM  
Drunk, passed out, with your dress up and panties down is no way to stop for a greenlight, young lady

Seemed to work for you slutmitter
 
2009-02-17 03:57:53 AM  
Drunk, passed out, with your dress up and panties down is no way to stop for a greenlight, young lady

Why do people insist on perpetuating these obvious lies?
 
2009-02-17 03:59:13 AM  
After about two minutes of trying to wake her up, she awoke, saying, "No, Clint, not right now."

!
 
2009-02-17 03:59:34 AM  
The officer asked her if she thought she did not remember because she drank too much. The woman said, "Well yeah officer, isn't that obvious?"

Yeah, officer. You don't have to be a farkin detective.
 
2009-02-17 04:00:29 AM  
FTFA: The officer knocked on the window several times. She did not respond, so he opened the door and began to shake her arm. Upon opening the door, he saw a three-quarters-empty bottle of Sailor Jerry Navy Rum .....

Farking product placement

I would hit it though. No need for pic. Nekkid girls passed out from excessive drink are my specialty.
 
2009-02-17 04:03:04 AM  
A drunk slut with good taste in liquor? Where do I sign?

/her newsletter
//subscription
 
2009-02-17 04:03:30 AM  
Tucson Fire Department arrived to examine the woman. They determined that she was fine and left the scene.

Interesting. I might disagree however.
 
2009-02-17 04:03:44 AM  
Dr.Zom: After about two minutes of trying to wake her up, she awoke, saying, "No, Clint, not right now."

!


That was my favorite part too.
 
2009-02-17 04:05:40 AM  
Dear Penthouse Magazine,
 
2009-02-17 04:07:10 AM  
If she's hot, I think that's exactly how she should stop for EVERY green light.
 
2009-02-17 04:07:59 AM  
You could have told me that BEFORE this all happened, you know.
 
2009-02-17 04:08:21 AM  
Sounds like the plot to a Courtney Simpson movie, only she went to ASU, not U of A.
 
2009-02-17 04:10:30 AM  
Dr.Zom: After about two minutes of trying to wake her up, she awoke, saying, "No, Clint, not right now."

!


Methinks clint greenlit himself anyway and then caught a cab...
 
2009-02-17 04:10:40 AM  
I'm a physics student at the UofA, and read this in the paper this morning. I figured it'd be Fark-worthy (alas, I am not the subby).

Truly, there are winners and there are losers in college. I'd say that this girl falls squarely in the latter category.
 
2009-02-17 04:11:56 AM  
I'm going to invest in Sailor Jerry's. It sounds like that stuff works really well.
 
2009-02-17 04:12:40 AM  
I'm so happy, when I saw this in the campus newspaper, I had no idea it would make it to Fark. The internet is truly great: a place where people can come together to laugh at idiocy all over the world!
 
2009-02-17 04:13:18 AM  
www.classictvquotes.com
 
2009-02-17 04:15:31 AM  
yarnothuntin: ...I would hit it though. No need for pic. Nekkid girls passed out from excessive drink are my specialty.

i34.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-17 04:16:39 AM  
Clint sounds like a lucky guy.
 
2009-02-17 04:20:03 AM  
"No, Clint, not right now."
the woman was asleep, with her dress pulled up to her stomach and her underwear pulled down to her mid-thighs.


lolrotf, tears running down my cheeks, can't catch my breath.

I think 'Clint' has some 'splain to do.

What the hell is Sailor Jerry Navy Rum? Had to find out, so here is a handy link for anyone who wants to know:Link - may not be SFW (new window)

Going to get some Slightly Stoopid music ASAP. Never heard of them, but I'm so curious I can't stand it.

Article was full of win,or lose, which ever way you want to look at it. Headline a winner! Going to be laughing about this the rest of the day. I shouldn't, but I will. At least the girl didn't act out on the cops and act like a total jerk. She still fails for DUI.
 
2009-02-17 04:23:49 AM  
Sailor Jerry, good shiat. Me and 3 buddies went through a handle of that last weekend. Better, stronger and cheaper than captain.
 
2009-02-17 04:24:13 AM  
kellynoel: Dr.Zom: After about two minutes of trying to wake her up, she awoke, saying, "No, Clint, not right now."

!

That was my favorite part too.


But does she like ANAL with her DUI? And where was she about an hour before that. Or yesterday?
 
2009-02-17 04:25:08 AM  
three words: North Cherry Avenue.
 
2009-02-17 04:28:29 AM  
WFern: yarnothuntin: ...I would hit it though. No need for pic. Nekkid girls passed out from excessive drink are my specialty.

LOL

c'mon we've all been there....once or twice. Okay- 4, maybe 5 times...
 
2009-02-17 04:34:03 AM  
stoop?
 
2009-02-17 04:35:29 AM  
I F'n love that she was coming from a slightly stoopid show....


and this story needs pics
 
2009-02-17 04:36:08 AM  
heypete: I'm a physics student at the UofA, and read this in the paper this morning. I figured it'd be Fark-worthy (alas, I am not the subby).

Truly, there are winners and there are losers in college. I'd say that this girl falls squarely in the latter category.


Yea, but Clint seems to fall squarely in the former category...
 
2009-02-17 04:36:17 AM  
Dr.Zom: After about two minutes of trying to wake her up, she awoke, saying, "No, Clint, not right now."

!


Oh, that's just the roofies wearing off. Girls always fall asleep at the wheel with their cloths peeled. Wouldn't be the slightest bit concerned about the state her friend left her in. That's some good detective work there, Lou. The streets are safe again.
 
2009-02-17 04:40:29 AM  
Next best sentence...
FTA - "The officer asked her if she thought she did not remember because she drank too much. The woman said, "Well yeah officer, isn't that obvious?"
 
2009-02-17 04:40:33 AM  
WFern: yarnothuntin: ...I would hit it though. No need for pic. Nekkid girls passed out from excessive drink are my specialty.

You bastard.
 
2009-02-17 04:45:29 AM  
The detail of this article is outstanding.
 
2009-02-17 04:47:33 AM  
She sounds like she'd be fun at parties. Just don't let her drive home.
 
2009-02-17 04:49:32 AM  
Mom?
 
2009-02-17 04:53:56 AM  
"I don't trust anybody in my condition to drive me home, so I just decided to drive."
 
2009-02-17 04:54:49 AM  
WFern that needs to be an animated gif with the guys feet rolling up like the Wicked Witch of the East
 
2009-02-17 05:02:25 AM  
Jamieboy: Going to get some Slightly Stoopid music ASAP. Never heard of them, but I'm so curious I can't stand it.

Found some. (pops)
 
2009-02-17 05:11:53 AM  
Sailor Jerry Navy Crum in my tum tum. Knock it off Jerry.
 
2009-02-17 05:12:26 AM  
The woman was cited for DUI-Impaired to the slightest degree, DUI-BAC greater than .08, Extreme DUI-BAC greater than .15, minor under 21 operating a vehicle with liquor in the body, and stopping prohibited-obstructing traffic

I didn't know that you could stack charges like that.
 
2009-02-17 05:18:55 AM  
Apparently someone made a documentary film about Sailor Jerry. Looks interesting, so if I ever see it I'll have to pick up a companion bottle.
 
2009-02-17 05:21:27 AM  
i have a problem with this headline.....you don't stop at a green light


/and it's two words
 
2009-02-17 05:26:23 AM  
frostus: Jamieboy: Going to get some Slightly Stoopid music ASAP. Never heard of them, but I'm so curious I can't stand it.

Found some. (pops)


Dear god...there is nothing 'slightly' about them.
 
2009-02-17 05:29:52 AM  
tweek46420: i have a problem with this headline.....you don't stop at a green light

Eh, I've stopped at green lights before, but I've also driven right through red ones to so, you know it works itself out.

/sober during all the above occassions- just not paying attention
//whenever I accidentally blow a red light or stop sign I make sure I stop extra good at the next one.
 
2009-02-17 05:30:51 AM  
archie leach: Dear god...there is nothing 'slightly' about them.

Kind of explains why she had to be that drunk.
 
2009-02-17 05:30:56 AM  
From TFA : She was then taken to a nearby parking lot for more questioning.

Hur, hur, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
 
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