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(MSNBC)   Akron math teacher's blood-alcohol level was three times legal limit, proving you shouldn't drink and derive   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line
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2009-02-16 01:44:44 AM  
Amateur. If you're not 4 times the limit around here, you're slacking.
 
2009-02-16 01:51:55 AM  
RDRR, subby.
 
2009-02-16 02:21:32 AM  

Uakronkid: Amateur. If you're not 4 times the limit around here, you're slacking.


The limit as x approaches what?

/goes off on a tangent
 
2009-02-16 03:06:33 AM  

Uakronkid: Amateur. If you're not 4 times the limit around here, you're slacking.


They don't f*ck around with their liquor in the 330.
 
2009-02-16 06:19:55 AM  
If driving drunk is so awful and bad, why do bars have parking lots?
 
2009-02-16 06:20:00 AM  
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2009-02-16 06:24:02 AM  
Akron representing!

Makes me hungry for a Swenson's cheeseburger, onion rings, and a lemonade (with vodak)... and a Strickland's custard.

/Woot!
 
2009-02-16 06:28:45 AM  

thatguyfred


If that's original I believe you just won the meme.
 
2009-02-16 06:29:54 AM  
Too soon for an Akron tag?
 
2009-02-16 06:43:13 AM  
Wait, I thought this was an ad for the t-shirt that I've seen on the sidebar a million times. My bad.
 
2009-02-16 06:43:14 AM  
Math Functions - enough to make you drunk.
 
2009-02-16 06:45:47 AM  
It's 6:45 AM and that headline made me groan...
mamoru
I believe it's the limit as x approaches 0.226
 
2009-02-16 06:49:35 AM  
Old one subby.
 
2009-02-16 06:53:37 AM  
Teaching while intoxicated, it's a sine of the times folks.
 
2009-02-16 06:57:22 AM  
They kept trying to tell her secant do that.
 
2009-02-16 07:00:49 AM  
So... if the legal limit is set at one third the average BAC required to actually impare the capabilities of the average driver, and this math teacher was driving at three times the legal limit, which is greater: the ammount of douchbaggery in the lawmakers trying to pander to MADD and their checkbooks, or the ammount of douchbaggery in the offending driver?

/Story problems were born when Math and English got about as wasted as this guy, and had some really regrettable and rather unfulfilling sex on the chalkboard shelf.
 
2009-02-16 07:03:41 AM  
She can't find anyone to cosine her car loan.
 
2009-02-16 07:09:11 AM  
as a resident of this city, I would like to (once again) formally announce that the name is crAkron.

get it right.
 
2009-02-16 07:20:47 AM  
I think snorgtees wants their slogan back subby

[image from snorgtees.com too old to be available]

What's next, a "Mo money, mo pizza" headline?
 
2009-02-16 07:52:56 AM  
I'm sorry everyone, I was under the impression there would be no math.
 
2009-02-16 07:58:16 AM  
keepin' it real, AK-rowdy!

/I love my town!
 
2009-02-16 08:12:02 AM  
Made me think of this...
[image from docs.google.com too old to be available]
 
2009-02-16 08:22:32 AM  

st1cky: I think snorgtees wants their slogan back subby


Where's the large-breasted female version of that picture?
 
2009-02-16 08:35:01 AM  
proving you shouldn't drink and derive

BOOOO!!!!!


You should have integrated a better slogan.
 
2009-02-16 08:41:08 AM  
This is all so asymptotic.
 
2009-02-16 08:45:27 AM  
East High students will drive you to drink
/Home of the fighting orientals
//all two of them
///1992 Alumni...
 
2009-02-16 08:47:13 AM  
FTFY.

[image from snorgtees.com too old to be available]
 
2009-02-16 08:59:56 AM  

Cucullen: thatguyfred

If that's original I believe you just won the meme.


It's not, but I laugh every time.
 
2009-02-16 09:02:23 AM  
Akrowdy represent. Akron tag sorely needed.

Also. If anyone has RTFA, said teacher was 46-year-old female. TTIUWP.
 
2009-02-16 09:03:06 AM  
I'd be drunk all the time too, if I lived in Akron.

/Born and raised in N.Canton.
//Left Ohio 17 years ago.
///And I don't drink.
 
2009-02-16 09:30:32 AM  
this Fark t-shirt and the Snorg t-shirt are in direct competition here. let's see how this goes.
 
2009-02-16 09:36:51 AM  
Winner of the competition, hands-down... I vote for the Snorg 'derive' t-shirt girl. Yowza!

/let the hijacking begin!
//she derives me crazy!
 
2009-02-16 09:43:06 AM  
I think this submission is a damn good plug for Snorg tees >.>
 
2009-02-16 09:45:13 AM  
At first I thought the article was about Akon
 
2009-02-16 09:45:39 AM  

untaken_name: If driving drunk is so awful and bad, why do bars have parking lots?


Don't ask questions like that, it makes politicians nervous.
 
2009-02-16 09:50:25 AM  

Cucullen: thatguyfred

If that's original I believe you just won the meme.


Not original, but came here looking for it and leaving pleased.
 
2009-02-16 09:50:41 AM  
This thread is going off on a tangent. It's a slippery slope. Puns are the lowest form of jokes but they're integral to Fark.

I'll show myself out.
 
2009-02-16 09:53:03 AM  

Uakronkid: Amateur. If you're not 4 times the limit around here, you're slacking.


lulz! Agreed.
 
2009-02-16 09:53:12 AM  
Apparently she has trouble with limits, but at least she hasn't sent anyone to L'Hôpital.
 
2009-02-16 09:53:57 AM  

Mugato: This thread is going off on a tangent. It's a slippery slope. Puns are the lowest form of jokes but they're integral to Fark.

I'll show myself out.


Well, that really struck a cord. Rather un-paralleled, in my opinion. Definitely not normal.
 
2009-02-16 09:56:56 AM  
Clever headline. Thank you
 
2009-02-16 09:58:58 AM  
Only a math teacher could find their blood alcohol level to the 12th place.
 
2009-02-16 09:59:05 AM  
[image from snorgtees.com too old to be available]

AWESOME! They have Spider-man!
 
2009-02-16 10:12:41 AM  
I thought to take the derivative of a function was to "differentiate," not "derive." Or maybe "derive" means something else math-related?

/not a math person
//kiss my asymptote
 
2009-02-16 10:20:00 AM  

TheChemist: AWESOME! They have Spider-man!


Damn Sheez Hawt!!!
 
2009-02-16 10:29:06 AM  
East representing their finest !

In other news, East HS athletics (or one of the teams) had a fundraiser with an open bar on Thursday night..

/no, really they did.
/brother-in-law teaches there, social studies
//chuckled at The_Time_Master's comment amount of orientals
 
2009-02-16 10:53:23 AM  
Alright Crackron! shiat, working at East High requires a serious alcohol or drug habit i thought....or is that just to attend?
 
2009-02-16 12:31:51 PM  
Her fourth drunk-driving offense in six years? What an idiot.

I bet she wouldn't know her asymptote from a hole in the graph.
 
2009-02-16 01:40:02 PM  

The_Time_Master: East High students will drive you to drink
/Home of the fighting orientals
//all two of them
///1992 Alumni...


Both my parents graduated from East... Classes of 56 and 58. My dad was an A-Rab. I still have his medals.

Do they still have A-Rabs?
 
2009-02-16 01:43:18 PM  

santadog: I'd be drunk all the time too, if I lived in Akron.

/Born and raised in N.Canton.
//Left Ohio 17 years ago.
///And I don't drink.



Graduated from Jackson High.

Left Ohio 24 years ago.

I drink plenty.

/Hoover sucks.
 
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