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(Some Guy)   Man is charged after throwing soda can at woman's head. She'll be fine, it was a soft drink   (fayobserver.com) divider line
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2009-02-15 04:39:22 PM  
booooooooooooooooooo
 
2009-02-15 04:40:59 PM  
I laughed.
 
2009-02-15 04:41:14 PM  
*rimshot*
 
2009-02-15 04:42:39 PM  
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2009-02-15 04:43:10 PM  
I admit, I laughed at the headline. Good job Subby. :)
 
2009-02-15 04:43:25 PM  
Ba dum chhh
 
2009-02-15 04:43:48 PM  
He should have thrown a Red Bull at her, it would have only given her wings.
 
2009-02-15 04:44:48 PM  
Cool.. I'll just get out my telescope to read that graphic...
 
2009-02-15 04:46:39 PM  

jackbooty: Cool.. I'll just get out my telescope to read that graphic...


Or, you know, you could always search the title on Google to get a bigger version...

Moran.
 
2009-02-15 04:48:28 PM  
I can read it even without my glasses...
 
2009-02-15 04:48:39 PM  
I remember one time in middle school we were hanging out in my friend's neighborhood, and this kid Scott got pissed because we were giving him shiat about something. So he walks off and gets about 75-100 yards away, when we all dare this other kid Kyle, who played baseball, to throw a full mountain dew can at scott. He was far enough away that we thought there was no way it was going to hit him. That can hit him square in the back of the head and knocked him out cold. When he woke up he had no idea what had happened. Luckily he was pretty cool about the whole thing, and our friend's mom was an ER nurse so was able to check him out.

/Good times.
 
2009-02-15 04:49:59 PM  
/facepalm
//secret +1 to subby
 
2009-02-15 04:50:40 PM  

veale728: jackbooty: Cool.. I'll just get out my telescope to read that graphic...

Or, you know, you could always search the title on Google to get a bigger version...

Moran.


Hey hey, if you start Hawaiian Punching each other the mods will toss you both down the mine Shasta of bannination. Find your problem's Root, Beer it away, and I'm sure you'll both end up feeling OK.
 
2009-02-15 04:51:04 PM  

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: I remember one time in middle school we were hanging out in my friend's neighborhood, and this kid Scott got pissed because we were giving him shiat about something. So he walks off and gets about 75-100 yards away, when we all dare this other kid Kyle, who played baseball, to throw a full mountain dew can at scott. He was far enough away that we thought there was no way it was going to hit him. That can hit him square in the back of the head and knocked him out cold. When he woke up he had no idea what had happened. Luckily he was pretty cool about the whole thing, and our friend's mom was an ER nurse so was able to check him out.

/Good times.


Shenanigans. He got pissed because you were "giving him shiat" but let getting intentionally getting knocked unconscious slide?
 
2009-02-15 04:54:19 PM  
Punny headline subby...
 
2009-02-15 04:54:39 PM  
With a name like "McNair" I'm surprised that he had such good aim.
 
2009-02-15 04:56:10 PM  
I remember this one time in middle school, I got mad because this dude suggests that we all get in a circle and jerk it. I said, "screw that", and left. I'm about 50 yards away and this other dude... I think his name was Kyle... chucks a Mountain Dew can at my head. I don't remember much after that. Although, when I woke, my buttons were all messed up and my ass really, really hurt.

/bad times
 
2009-02-15 04:57:05 PM  
Would've been ok if it was a Sierra Missed.
 
2009-02-15 04:58:20 PM  
Okay, +1 for Subby
 
2009-02-15 05:00:05 PM  
I've thrown spuktm before.
 
2009-02-15 05:00:57 PM  
When I was a kid the Salk polio vaccine came out. I thought they were saying "soft" vaccine, like there was a hard vaccine, too. I knew I wanted the soft version.
 
2009-02-15 05:02:46 PM  
POP
 
2009-02-15 05:02:46 PM  
mugshot of perp:

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2009-02-15 05:06:56 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: POP


Goes the weasel.
 
2009-02-15 05:09:14 PM  
radioman_

When I was a kid the Salk polio vaccine came out. I thought they were saying "soft" vaccine, like there was a hard vaccine, too.

There was: it was called getting polio and surviving, possibly with a paralysed limb or two. But hey, at least now you were immune.
 
2009-02-15 05:12:39 PM  
They're going to charge him with inFantacide.
 
2009-02-15 05:12:42 PM  
How much was he charged?
 
2009-02-15 05:12:57 PM  
My name is Kyle Farnsworth. This one time my friends had this awesome circle jerk set up, when one douche decides to biatch out on us, so we gave him shiat for it. When he got about 5-10 yards away, my friend (who is slightly autistic) dared me to throw this MD can at him. I said, "give me that farking can.", and launched a fastball at the back of his head. The farking can EXPLODED.
\He ruined our circle jerk plans
\\I made him pay
\\\With anal rape
\\\\There is a warrant and restraining order
 
2009-02-15 05:15:11 PM  
I chuckled.

+1
 
2009-02-15 05:16:18 PM  

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: I remember one time in middle school we were hanging out in my friend's neighborhood, and this kid Scott got pissed because we were giving him shiat about something. So he walks off and gets about 75-100 yards away, when we all dare this other kid Kyle, who played baseball, to throw a full mountain dew can at scott. He was far enough away that we thought there was no way it was going to hit him. That can hit him square in the back of the head and knocked him out cold. When he woke up he had no idea what had happened. Luckily he was pretty cool about the whole thing, and our friend's mom was an ER nurse so was able to check him out.

/Good times.



Is "Kyle" a vending machine?

Sodas (NSFW violence)
 
2009-02-15 05:22:18 PM  
Could have been worse. Lite beer
 
2009-02-15 05:25:08 PM  
cool, subby I like the headline.
 
2009-02-15 05:26:00 PM  
Raging Thespian: Hey hey, if you start Hawaiian Punching each other the mods will toss you both down the mine Shasta of bannination. Find your problem's Root, Beer it away, and I'm sure you'll both end up feeling OK.

rofl
 
2009-02-15 05:27:21 PM  
This guy?:

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2009-02-15 05:28:45 PM  
FTA Jackie Junior McNair, 34, of Buckhorn Road, is charged with first-degree burglary, assault with a deadly weapon and conspiracy, according to a release from the Cumberland County Sheriff's Office.

Was the assault part of some Machiavellan scheme to slander the good name of Pepsi?
 
2009-02-15 05:29:02 PM  
You know all of you who are laughing should really take a step back. My brother Scott was hit in the head by can of soda, thrown from 75-100 yards away by some little shiat who played baseball named Kyle. At first Scott was pretty cool about it, and one of our friend's mom was an ER nurse and she was able to check him out. Unfortunately she missed the subdural hematoma and Scott died a couple of days later.

So I don't find this thread funny at all.
 
2009-02-15 05:29:03 PM  
I saw this happen once. A truck driver is backing into a spot when some yuppie wentz zips in behind him in his Saab convertible and swipes the parking space. They start yelling and the yuppie basically says, fark you, old man, what you going to do about it. The truck driver Nolan Ryaned a full can of coke into the guys face from about ten feet away. Blood and teeth everywhere, it was great. There were four or five of us watching, yet when the police arrived mysteriously none of us had seen a thing.
 
2009-02-15 05:31:27 PM  

The_Sponge: Is "Kyle" a vending machine?

Sodas (NSFW violence)


that was epiclly terrible and awesome. Is that an adaptation of the Steven King short story about the trucks trapping people in the restaurant?

/can't remember the name, and too lazy to google.
 
2009-02-15 05:31:46 PM  

I had to say it: My name is Kyle Farnsworth. This one time my friends had this awesome circle jerk set up, when one douche decides to biatch out on us, so we gave him shiat for it. When he got about 5-10 yards away, my friend (who is slightly autistic) dared me to throw this MD can at him. I said, "give me that farking can.", and launched a fastball at the back of his head. The farking can EXPLODED.
\He ruined our circle jerk plans
\\I made him pay
\\\With anal rape
\\\\There is a warrant and restraining order


I went to HS with kyle so im really getting a kick out of your post...

/he was a dink his older brother chris was cool
//why is my arse so sore?
 
2009-02-15 05:34:25 PM  
women like it hard not soft
FAIL
 
2009-02-15 05:46:39 PM  

I had to say it: My name is Kyle Farnsworth. This one time my friends had this awesome circle jerk set up, when one douche decides to biatch out on us, so we gave him shiat for it. When he got about 5-10 yards away, my friend (who is slightly autistic) dared me to throw this MD can at him. I said, "give me that farking can.", and launched a fastball at the back of his head. The farking can EXPLODED.
\He ruined our circle jerk plans
\\I made him pay
\\\With anal rape
\\\\There is a warrant and restraining order


Yeah right.

/Kyle Farnsworth can throw a strike?
//Then again, when he does it does tend to be right down the middle.
 
2009-02-15 05:58:48 PM  
Dear catastrophe waitress...
 
2009-02-15 06:06:07 PM  
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thinks subby is lame
 
2009-02-15 06:07:07 PM  
He popped her upside the head.
 
2009-02-15 06:07:31 PM  
40Below strikes again?
 
2009-02-15 06:15:29 PM  
When ask what it sounded like, onlookers said "it soda popped."
 
2009-02-15 06:21:55 PM  
I heard a soda wasn't involved. He just popped her one.
 
2009-02-15 06:28:01 PM  
Did she see a Dr Pepper?
 
2009-02-15 06:29:24 PM  
The rumor is she received quite a JOLT.
 
2009-02-15 06:41:38 PM  
I laughed xD

Nice Job, Subby!
 
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