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(Foobies)   More and more Germans taking performance enhancing drugs to get them through a day at work. Subby is more traditional, and is sticking with Beer, the breakfast of champions   (thelocal.de) divider line 31
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2009-02-14 07:45:50 AM  
 
2009-02-14 07:45:57 AM  
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2009-02-14 07:51:02 AM  
Are these the filler threads until we get to the Caturday one?
 
2009-02-14 07:53:27 AM  
Those poor Germans. Nothing more stressful then having to deal with other Germans all day long.

It's Saturday. I'm +1-ing myself.
 
2009-02-14 07:56:24 AM  
Definitely gives new meaning to performance enhancing drugs...

Remember kids - if you work in a cubicle you're already dead inside anyway.
 
2009-02-14 07:57:36 AM  
Silly Germans

Oh, wait, my espresso is ready
 
2009-02-14 08:00:13 AM  
Coffee, and lots of it, is the best legal drug there is.
 
2009-02-14 08:04:01 AM  
Oh, how I wish I could afford a beer breakfast.
 
2009-02-14 08:19:58 AM  
I still LOVE coffee, but I've cut way back. I've discovered that I function at my optimum in the workplace if I am on nothing. No caffeine, alcohol, or sugar during the week - nothing but a good night's sleep. It took some getting used to, but once everything evened itself out I found that I have a smooth, steady stream of energy all day long but don't get stressed out or irritated as easily.

/Still drink all the coffee and whisky, and eat all the sugar I want on Saturdays
//I like to think of myself as a six-day mormon
 
2009-02-14 08:28:54 AM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2009-02-14 09:07:17 AM  
So that's why they always make good stuff.
 
2009-02-14 09:07:21 AM  
Endorush works for me...

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2009-02-14 09:08:25 AM  
Wow, a whole article about Germans taking prescription drugs to enhance work performance and not one specific drug mentioned!
 
2009-02-14 09:10:14 AM  
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2009-02-14 09:12:56 AM  
I take coffee, lexapro and Xanex to enhance my workplace performance. There's some other drug that also fights off fatigue but also has a number of nice side effects that would help me out even more.
 
2009-02-14 09:13:19 AM  
This is Normal. Basically they are calling psychiatric meds 'performance enhancing' .
 
2009-02-14 09:13:54 AM  
So, if I want to flip burgers at a McJob, I'm going to need to do some speed and roids?
 
2009-02-14 09:14:16 AM  
I live in Germany, and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

} drug of choice: coffee.
 
2009-02-14 09:29:35 AM  
They need to be drugged up on psych meds to tolerate the everyday oddity that is the German toilet (new window)

Whenever folks who have lived or traveled in Germany gather for a beer, sooner or later one subject is sure to rear its ugly head: what is the deal with those toilets?
 
2009-02-14 09:36:56 AM  
Properly timed espresso shots and some vitamin supplements seem to be performance enhancing enough. Telecommuting is far more performance enhancing than working in a cube farm though.

/Surfing Fark while pretending to pay attention during long phone meeting, priceless.
 
2009-02-14 09:42:10 AM  
Sir Cumference the Flatulent: I live in Germany, and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

} drug of choice: coffee.


This!

Especially German Coffee...
 
2009-02-14 09:42:40 AM  
Silly subby. Everybody knows that little chocolate donuts are the breakfast of champions.

/get off my lawn!
 
2009-02-14 09:54:48 AM  
lostcat: Silly subby. Everybody knows that little chocolate donuts are the breakfast of champions.

/get off my lawn!


This. Everyone knows that world-famous athletes eat them every morning for breakfast.

/RIP John Belushi
 
2009-02-14 10:13:04 AM  
It's Wake and Bake, and I helped!
 
2009-02-14 10:34:56 AM  
www.retroist.com
 
2009-02-14 10:51:35 AM  
Came for oldcub's picture, leaving happy.
 
2009-02-14 11:47:28 AM  
www.40ozmaltliquor.com
 
2009-02-14 01:09:40 PM  
Concerta's my workplace performance enhancing drug of choice. Or, rather, necessity.
 
2009-02-14 01:42:01 PM  
The Germans always make good stuff
 
2009-02-14 03:32:08 PM  
so when these Germans take these performance enhancing drugs...
do they become unwavering bands of light?
 
2009-02-14 11:37:36 PM  
third uncle eno and ed finnerty make me laugh
all the way to the slaughterhouse

http://myspace.com/daveyunderground

/evil musical link
//slap me silly
 
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