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(Pravda)   Stealth is not a present from space beings   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 60
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2003-01-28 03:09:38 PM
Yes, stealth is a present from aliens. If by aliens you mean Russian scientist Pyotr Ufimtsev.
 
2003-01-28 03:50:59 PM
Denial is not a river in Africa.
 
2003-01-28 04:08:09 PM
shiat. Who could have known that? I feel pretty stupid now.
 
2003-01-28 04:08:19 PM
It's not? Your kidding.
 
2003-01-28 04:08:35 PM
Stealth rocks
 
2003-01-28 04:09:20 PM
...or so the space beings would have you believe! Bwahahahaha!
 
2003-01-28 04:09:36 PM
Um...huh?

Oh fark it. Someone just post a pic of Ackbar with the "It's a trap" caption and let's call it a day on this one.
 
2003-01-28 04:10:24 PM
 
2003-01-28 04:10:29 PM
'Pravda' does not mean truth. It means 'incoherent rambling with paranoid conspiracy theories.

I bet 100 years ago they would have said electricity was from aliens.
 
2003-01-28 04:12:00 PM
Electricity is from aliens.
 
2003-01-28 04:12:42 PM
Sure it is! Once E.T. probes your anus, you recieve a stealth sex life. You won't see it for years.
 
2003-01-28 04:13:09 PM
Of course it wasn't a present. Do you know how much the USAF had to pay for that tech?
 
2003-01-28 04:13:49 PM

In disgust over another story painting aliens as non-existant, the Aliens leave Earth, along with a final transmission; "So Long, and thanks for all the fish."


 
2003-01-28 04:13:53 PM
Wow. Pravda has actually managed to up their incoherence factor by 37%. The technology that allowed them to do this could only have come from outer space. Or Bill O'Reilly.
 
2003-01-28 04:15:20 PM
Everybody knows humans aren't intelligent enough to create that technology.

That goes for stone tools, the wheel, medicine and architecture.
 
2003-01-28 04:16:48 PM

I still think those alien space guys did it!

They're Here !!!



 
2003-01-28 04:17:28 PM
What's a "stealth"?
 
2003-01-28 04:17:41 PM
Aliens don't have stealth technology. Every bubba white trash in an alabama trailer park has seen them.
 
2003-01-28 04:18:22 PM
If aliens didn't give us sleath technology, then why did they take Elvis?

Think about that one...
 
2003-01-28 04:20:26 PM
Stealth comes to us from Konami.
 
2003-01-28 04:20:29 PM
MiG-21 vs Stealth fighter, yeah right. Bite me and drink some more Vodka. I'm sure our guys can send them pictures of there "moons" over Moscow when B-2 was tested by over-flying all major capitals undetected.
 
2003-01-28 04:21:43 PM
I'd prefer to hear the opinion of a weapons expert with a degree in History.
 
2003-01-28 04:21:53 PM
was that article completely unreadable or was it just me?
 
2003-01-28 04:22:03 PM
I bet aliens don't even have toaster ovens yet.
 
2003-01-28 04:22:48 PM
Was this article translated by babelfish? what the hell did I just read?

All your stealth are belong to us.
 
2003-01-28 04:23:46 PM
This article seems to suffer a bit in translation.. however I'm not sure if it was the translation from Russian to English, or Kook to Russian..
 
2003-01-28 04:25:20 PM
speaking of aliens, anyone know any good alien books that arent complete scifi garbage? Im just reading dreamcatchers for the second time, and its really kind of sucky. Gonna make a horrible movie.
 
2003-01-28 04:27:49 PM
only british people can fly. pans can't talk and you should never listen to british people.
 
2003-01-28 04:27:53 PM
Stolichnaya and Baileys Irish creme. With a side cup of coffee. Mmmm..cocktails anyone?
 
2003-01-28 04:28:48 PM
But when the MiG-21 pilot saw the Stealth, he fired at it immediately. Later, when the Stealth was downed, Belgrade replied: "Men from NATO, sorry, we didn't know the plane was invisible." So, it is highly likely that extraterrestrials palmed off some fraud on America as a revenge for UFOs that the USA downed.

Are they trying to be funny?
 
2003-01-28 04:28:51 PM
Pure extraterran jibberish.


*zot*
 
2003-01-28 04:31:44 PM
I think the article was a tongue in cheek jab at the LA times.
 
2003-01-28 04:33:00 PM

"I bring you stealth..."
 
2003-01-28 04:34:42 PM
Stealth technology is a direct descendant of the Philadelphia Experiment.

 
2003-01-28 04:39:31 PM
Well, I have evidence that would suggest otherwise.
 
2003-01-28 04:41:55 PM
The severed head of John Gruden is a present from space beings.
 
2003-01-28 04:45:31 PM
Shut....UP: Why does it always have to be an Alabama white trash trailer park reference? I mean, Roswell has the most recorded Alien sightings. Ever been to Roswell? There are more than one trailer parks in that town.

-Paid for by: Citizens for a Southern Stereotype-Free Press.
 
2003-01-28 04:48:13 PM
I'm nominating Dr. Phil for the biggest douche in the universe award. Can I get a second?
 
2003-01-28 04:51:27 PM
They do realize in Russian that stealth does not mean invisible correct?
 
2003-01-28 04:53:26 PM
Stealth is old tecgnology....We now have claoking devices!
We bought it off the Klingons from Youranus.
 
2003-01-28 04:56:34 PM
Of course not. Everyone knows the Stealth comes from Dodge.
 
2003-01-28 05:00:45 PM
The Flying Wing was 40's technology, they got it going, abandoned and scrapped the whole project and kept quiet about it. Then along comes the B-2. Being 60 years old and considering the designs of some of our prototype planes and their abilities I'll bet the clandestine projects are pretty cool!
 
2003-01-28 05:01:57 PM
Mr.Hanky "Shut....UP: Why does it always have to be an Alabama white trash trailer park reference?"

I apologize to all the white trailer trash in alabama who took time out from nailin' their sisters to bring this to my attention....

Just kidding Mr. Hanky. All trailer trash has been equaly probed reagardless of state.
 
2003-01-28 05:06:16 PM
Are they saying that "Stealth" is visually invisible, or invisible to radar?

The stealth that crashed in Europe was a fighter, not the bomber they show.. They are farked.
 
2003-01-28 05:21:34 PM
1947
 
2003-01-28 05:33:43 PM
MonK3yWr3nch

I'm nominating Dr. Phil for the biggest douche in the universe award. Can I get a second?

Seconded, right here (raises hand)

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a motion on the floor. (Actually, I always thought that sounded suggestive, but...hey, is this mike still on?)
 
2003-01-28 05:43:19 PM
Cokemonkey
speaking of aliens, anyone know any good alien books that arent complete scifi garbage?

Try 'Inherit The Stars' by James P. Hogan. Also The Gentle Giants of Ganymede.

Actually, almost all Hogan's stuff is good, if a bit utopian.
 
2003-01-28 05:46:25 PM
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but thank you, Fark, for bolstering my, admittedly shaken, faith in humanity.

As an electrical engineer, it really boils my blood to hear that people actually believe things like lasers, microchips, radio (no, I'm not kidding. farkin' radio), are all "gifts from extraterrestrials."

Humans are pretty damn smart, in general. We're capable of coming up with some pretty neat ideas on our own, thank you very much.
 
2003-01-28 05:51:23 PM
01-28-03 05:06:16 PM Destroyer of the Universe
Are they saying that "Stealth" is visually invisible, or invisible to radar?

The stealth that crashed in Europe was a fighter, not the bomber they show.. They are farked.


Stealth is NOT invisible to radar, that is a myth. Its radar cross section (What shows up on radar) is so small, it looks like a blue bird or a bumble bee.

There is no such thing as a stealth "fighter." Technically, the F-117A is a bomber, just like the B-2. Neither plane carries offensive Air to Air weapons, they both drop bombs on targets, hencec they are both bombers.
 
2003-01-28 05:52:21 PM
01-28-03 05:46:25 PM Ludicrousname

Humans are pretty damn smart, in general. We're capable of coming up with some pretty neat ideas on our own, thank you very much.


As the old saying goes: "A broken clock is right twice a day."
 
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