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(ABC)   Sarah Jessica Parker photographed wearing hoofed boots. She's just mocking us now   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 48
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2009-02-13 05:41:11 PM
Yeah she is laughing all the way back to multi million dollar Manhattan apartment.....
 
2009-02-13 06:07:14 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Yeah she is laughing all the way back to multi million dollar Manhattan apartment.....

If she heard the horse-faced comments (which I am sure she has), and bought these boots with a private, knowing smile, she is forever in my cool book.
 
2009-02-13 06:07:15 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Yeah she is laughing all the way back to multi million dollar Manhattan apartment.....

farm1.static.flickr.com

/ had to :)
 
2009-02-13 06:12:21 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Yeah she is laughing all the way back to multi million dollar Manhattan apartment stall...
 
2009-02-13 06:15:46 PM
Those are some damn ugly boots.
 
2009-02-13 06:22:40 PM
From the caption:

"Sarah Jessica Parker trotted through New York City Feb. 9, 2009 in camel toe-shaped black boots. "
 
2009-02-13 07:16:03 PM
"Sarah Jessica Parker trotted through New York City Feb. 9, 2009 in camel toe-shaped black boots. "

Giggity

wait..."Sarah Jessica Parker trotted through New York City Feb. 9, 2009 in camel toe-shaped black boots. "

Not giggity
 
2009-02-13 07:16:18 PM
She seems to be going for a taller look these days.

I think those boots add an extra hand.
 
2009-02-13 07:27:31 PM
T.M.S.: She seems to be going for a taller look these days.

I think those boots add an extra hand.


Bravo...would read again
 
2009-02-13 07:37:21 PM
Oh, she's NOT Kosher.
 
2009-02-13 07:38:41 PM
I did not need to see her camel toe.
 
2009-02-13 08:05:51 PM
Neigh, Subby. I believe she's just in on the joke.
 
2009-02-13 08:27:33 PM
vartian: If she heard the horse-faced comments (which I am sure she has), and bought these boots with a private, knowing smile, she is forever in my cool book.

This. That would be very, very bad-ass and awesome. But they're more camel than horse.

That, and she doesn't seem clever enough to do that.

Now, the gag would be more obvious if she put on these:

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-02-13 08:46:06 PM
I may like her again after that. Well played.

Don't forget, she's married to Ferris.
 
2009-02-13 08:48:03 PM
When they got married, Matthew went to book the suite for the honeymoon. The hotel clerk asked if he would like the bridal.

He said, "no I'll just hold on to her ears until she's good and used to it."
 
2009-02-13 08:48:16 PM
most. hideous. boots. ever. period. stop.


/.
 
2009-02-13 08:48:52 PM
mrwknd: Oh, she's NOT Kosher.

Sarah Jessica Traife?
 
2009-02-13 08:57:06 PM
Neigh, get out of here!
 
2009-02-13 09:00:48 PM
never thought I'd say this, but those things make Crocs look stylish.
 
2009-02-13 09:03:05 PM
Is this, as our Brit friends would say, "taking the piss"?

/ Like a racehorse, maybe?
 
2009-02-13 09:08:25 PM
Pxtl: vartian: If she heard the horse-faced comments (which I am sure she has), and bought these boots with a private, knowing smile, she is forever in my cool book.

This. That would be very, very bad-ass and awesome. But they're more camel than horse.

That, and she doesn't seem clever enough to do that.

Now, the gag would be more obvious if she put on these:


Ill get my riding crop and binding ropes.

/giggity
 
2009-02-13 09:12:51 PM
Ponygirl fetish thread?

Yes plz!
 
2009-02-13 09:20:12 PM
Pxtl: vartian: If she heard the horse-faced comments (which I am sure she has), and bought these boots with a private, knowing smile, she is forever in my cool book.

This. That would be very, very bad-ass and awesome. But they're more camel than horse.


Camel? I thought she was trying to tell the work she was a silly cow and not a horse face. I still think she looks more like a mule.

There's a shoe called a mule, right? *GIS* Now those are some farking ugly shoes. I see some pointy toed witch monstrosities she would probably wear. A mule in mules.
 
mhd
2009-02-13 09:23:43 PM
Hoofed? Looks like fashion-ninja to me.
 
2009-02-13 09:42:27 PM
Aren't they technically camelvagina boots?
 
2009-02-13 09:47:24 PM
dear god this shiat better not catch on.
 
2009-02-13 09:49:16 PM
Horses do not have cloven hooves.

These look more like cow toe boots, camel toe boots, or deer toe boots, quite possibly pig toe boots.

Horse boots would be rounded on the front with a metal toe piece, something like they clog with in lord of the dance.

Hoof.
 
2009-02-13 10:20:20 PM
Those things look like a leather ninja stepped on a corn cob.

//and her shoes are awful, too...
 
2009-02-13 10:56:19 PM
nuvein.org

Ninja have been using tabi boots for centuries, you just wouldn't know because, well, they're ninja!
 
2009-02-13 11:03:01 PM
Now, I'm a shoe fetishist and have some nutty stilettos of my own but some of those looked damn painful. Also, the writer failed to point out that the last 2 shoes posted were the exact same except different colors.

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2009-02-13 11:33:11 PM
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Unclean!!!
 
2009-02-13 11:51:01 PM
PresentCompanyExcluded: Unclean!!!

Mares sweat cures all our ills.
 
2009-02-13 11:52:20 PM
neh, really?
 
2009-02-13 11:54:10 PM
I've never been afraid of footwear before.
 
2009-02-14 01:19:30 AM
Meh, she's just horsing around.
 
2009-02-14 03:42:43 AM
zombiekim.com

Why doesn't she get back together with Twisted Sister?

/hot-to-trot
 
2009-02-14 04:20:25 AM
These hooves were made for walkin'....
 
2009-02-14 05:32:59 AM
Those are ugly as hell but they just look like wedge-heeled camel-toed boots.

The real hoofed boots are the ones that Vacuous Vicky Beckham was sporting in a thread a few months ago.
 
2009-02-14 07:17:07 AM
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not a fan, but i still like this picture
 
2009-02-14 10:09:02 AM
She HAD to do that on purpose. No way she could be that clueless about what people say about her, and then just happen to wear farking hooved boots.
 
2009-02-14 10:31:37 AM
liquid duane-o: not a fan, but i still like this picture

That was the last time she was actually hot im my opinion. She was cute in that Steve Martin flick "L.A. Story" but hasn't been since then. I have no idea or understanding why horse-face and her friends had such a successful show. Maybe it was the shoes...
 
2009-02-14 07:30:24 PM
Funbags: Ninja have been using tabi boots for centuries, you just wouldn't know because, well, they're ninja!

Not just ninja. This style is very popular in Asia.
 
2009-02-14 08:54:15 PM
ehhh.. why do other women worship her? i don't get it.
 
2009-02-14 11:16:40 PM
daniellaaa: ehhh.. why do other women worship her? i don't get it.

I don't get it either. I hate SITC with the purple passion of a thousand white hot suns.
 
2009-02-15 11:38:53 AM
JustHereForThePics: Those things look like a leather ninja stepped on a corn cob.

//and her shoes are awful, too...


+1
 
2009-02-15 05:10:42 PM
Good to know she hasn't run out and plasticized herself for your acceptances yet. For that, I give her props.
 
2009-02-15 05:15:09 PM
Ok maybe not totally plastic knife free but no one's arguing ^_^

Found this: Anti-Botox star Sarah Jessica Parker rebuffs men's scorn (new window)
 
2009-02-15 07:48:18 PM
liquid duane-o: not a fan, but i still like this picture

I can do that and I'm 56 and weigh 200lbs.
 
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