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(AP)   Kevin Costner and wife give birth to baby boy. Labor took three hours, cost $150 million, and was panned by the critics   (hosted.ap.org) divider line
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2009-02-13 02:18:42 PM  
I wonder if the kid has webbed toes.
 
2009-02-13 02:21:35 PM  
This headline has opening monologue Leno joke written all over it.
 
2009-02-13 02:23:14 PM  
I laughed.
 
2009-02-13 02:52:57 PM  
I bet Costner did that squinty look he does when he's trying to convey emotion.
 
2009-02-13 03:01:51 PM  

Brettster808: This headline has opening monologue Leno joke written all over it.


I'll be you $10 that you'll see it on Leno tonight or tomorrow.
 
2009-02-13 03:12:24 PM  
She called the hospital when her waterworld broke.
 
2009-02-13 04:50:01 PM  
Wow, that's fast. Lucky lady.
 
2009-02-13 05:35:30 PM  
but will the kid gross $255,200,000 worldwide?
 
2009-02-13 05:47:21 PM  
I understand her part, but how did he give birth?
 
2009-02-13 06:13:01 PM  
Zing!

In other news, has anyone besides me seen Mr. Brooks?
 
2009-02-13 06:13:12 PM  
Wow, so like not only do two people give birth to one babby... but also one of the people who gives birth is a Douchenozzle!
/remarkable!
 
2009-02-13 06:17:17 PM  

Nurglitch: Zing!

In other news, has anyone besides me seen Mr. Brooks?


It was creepy, bloody, with a downright stupid plot.

I LOVED IT!
 
2009-02-13 06:18:32 PM  
Jeanne Trippelhorn thread!

/i hope
//go on, please
 
2009-02-13 06:24:53 PM  
Came here for Morgan Freeman references.

Leaving disappointed.
 
2009-02-13 06:39:21 PM  
Kid will marry a girl that sells crap door to door.
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2009-02-13 06:50:41 PM  
Probably the postman's kid anyway...
 
2009-02-13 07:06:01 PM  

SpeckledJim: Jeanne Trippelhorn thread!

/i hope
//go on, please


I'm sorry, what was that?
newprophecy.netView Full Size

/hawt.
//yer welcome.
 
2009-02-13 08:17:56 PM  
Hopefully the kid will find DRY LAND!!
 
2009-02-13 08:33:12 PM  
It's nice to see a child birth thread and there is only one baby involved.
 
2009-02-13 08:35:40 PM  
Thanks Sarcastica75! Seems high res pics of her are hard to track down.

Most of the ones I GISed just now are from sites in Germany for some reason - hmm what's going on there?
 
2009-02-13 08:46:39 PM  
Wait, Kevin Costner AND HIS WIFE gave birth?

How is that even possible?


I'm betting the birth-giving was ENTIRELY her doing.
 
2009-02-13 08:50:37 PM  

ChaoticLimbs: I'm betting the birth-giving was ENTIRELY her doing.


I'm sure he was at least involved during the conception. And, hey, even the cheerleaders are part of the game, right?
 
2009-02-13 09:31:05 PM  
Kevin Costner and wife give birth to baby boy. Labor took three hours, cost $150 million, and was panned by the critics. The event was also watched by hundreds of thousands of people and made a shiatload of money for Costner.
 
2009-02-13 10:09:05 PM  
I just read the headline again and had visions of a childbirth reality show, with each woman being rated on her performance from a panel of critics peering up and taking notes at the end of the bed. One day, this will happen. *shudder*
 
2009-02-14 03:19:14 PM  

John Buck 41: Kevin Costner and wife give birth to baby boy. Labor took three hours, cost $150 million, and was panned by the critics. The event was also watched by hundreds of thousands of people and made lost a shiatload of money for Costner... AGAIN.


FIXED

It is 2009, not 1992.
 
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