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(Stuff.co.nz)   Man shoots himself through the heart with nailgun to scare his fiancee, gives love a bad name   (stuff.co.nz) divider line
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2009-02-12 04:12:40 PM  
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Great headline is great.
 
2009-02-12 04:18:51 PM  
He probably just needs some bad medicine
 
2009-02-12 04:18:54 PM  
Yeah but is she the one to blame?
 
2009-02-12 04:21:41 PM  
+1
 
2009-02-12 04:22:33 PM  
should have stuck with livin' on a prayer.
 
2009-02-12 04:42:13 PM  
What a tool.
 
2009-02-12 04:46:11 PM  
At least he went out in a blaze of glory.
 
2009-02-12 04:46:20 PM  
whoa that was a loaded gun, yeah
 
2009-02-12 04:53:59 PM  
Pour some suga-

Oh wait.
 
2009-02-12 04:55:39 PM  
She promised him heaven but put him through hell.
 
2009-02-12 04:56:06 PM  
I bet they were living in sin
 
2009-02-12 04:56:50 PM  
So, does she still want him? Dead, or alive?
 
2009-02-12 04:56:54 PM  
You really have to watch yourself around the wild nail guns, crikey!

Great headline subby, really nailed it.
 
2009-02-12 04:57:47 PM  
I'm sorry -- the correct headline should have referred to Another Nail in My Heart, by Squeeze.

Enjoy the lovely parting gifts....
 
2009-02-12 04:57:49 PM  
He really ought to get one of those steel horses.
 
2009-02-12 04:59:01 PM  
Submitter rox.

/all I got
 
2009-02-12 04:59:12 PM  
Did she lay him down on a bed of roses?

Did he go out in a blaze of glory

Was he afraid she was going to Runaway

"It's okay" he says "It's my life"

At least his killer isn't wanted dead or alive

/god, I know too many Bon Jovi Songs
//I got to get a nail gun, put myself out of my misery.
 
2009-02-12 04:59:22 PM  
Maybe he just wanted his MTV?

/wait, not that one, either...
 
2009-02-12 05:00:25 PM  
Robot Horse!
 
2009-02-12 05:00:28 PM  
It's his life... I mean, his heart is like an open highway. Except with a nail, not concrete.
 
2009-02-12 05:01:05 PM  
oohhhhhh
half way there!!
 
2009-02-12 05:01:09 PM  
A birthday present for Darwin?
 
2009-02-12 05:01:11 PM  
Bravo subby. +1
 
2009-02-12 05:01:27 PM  
Happy Darwin Day, everyone.
 
2009-02-12 05:04:56 PM  

West_Side_Charlie: A birthday present for Darwin?


This
 
2009-02-12 05:05:03 PM  
I'm sure she is better off w/out him.
What a dumb ass attention man-whore.

Darwin to the rescue
 
2009-02-12 05:05:26 PM  
he'll make it... i swear
 
2009-02-12 05:05:41 PM  
It's his life, and he decided it was now or never, knowing that he wouldn't live forever.

/Bon Jovi sucks
 
2009-02-12 05:06:05 PM  
So... his finacee is single now.

I'll just walk up to her and say, "Hey, you're really hot. I'd like to nail you."
 
2009-02-12 05:06:21 PM  

jaylectricity: Pour some suga-

Oh wait.


I've always thought that song said "Poor son, shoot your old man..."
 
2009-02-12 05:06:28 PM  
Nail guns are slippery when wet.
 
2009-02-12 05:08:00 PM  
He can't go home.
 
2009-02-12 05:08:29 PM  

jaylectricity: Pour some suga-

Oh wait.


I only have one arm, you insensitive clod!

/plus my bassist died in an auto accident
 
2009-02-12 05:08:33 PM  
I was halfway through the article when I got the headline. Good one subby.
 
2009-02-12 05:09:46 PM  
He did himself a favor. That, or get married to the biatch that locked you out of your own house.
He should have waited a few years to try the nail gun trick. There would only be a hole to shoot at.
 
2009-02-12 05:10:00 PM  
Awesome Subby.
 
2009-02-12 05:11:49 PM  
It's been a while since a headline has made me snicker. +1.
 
2009-02-12 05:11:51 PM  
Hey man, nice shot.
 
2009-02-12 05:12:19 PM  

Pinner: He did himself a favor. That, or get married to the biatch that locked you out of your own house.
He should have waited a few years to try the nail gun trick. There would only be a hole to shoot at.


Hmmm.... I guess Marriage would turn you into a hollow.
 
2009-02-12 05:12:21 PM  
+1

/A lot of good puns in this thread, so I won't even try.
 
2009-02-12 05:12:48 PM  
Did he used to work on the dock. Union's been on strike?

I farking HATE Bon Jovi.
 
2009-02-12 05:13:22 PM  

xuanzhiyouxuan: jaylectricity: Pour some suga-

Oh wait.

I only have one arm, you insensitive clod!

/plus my bassist died in an auto accident


I've always felt that "clod" was such an underused word.
 
2009-02-12 05:13:29 PM  
Amazing.
 
2009-02-12 05:14:55 PM  
Dammit, subby, now I have that song stuck in my head.

/get out, get out, get out
 
2009-02-12 05:15:05 PM  
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/approves
//go spit
 
2009-02-12 05:15:12 PM  
..and he's to blame?
 
2009-02-12 05:16:26 PM  
Shenanigans...

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2009-02-12 05:16:35 PM  

Zik-Zak: I've always felt that "clod" was such an underused word.


Quite underused, but the meme reference is to this:

Frink: [looking at shoes] Jesus, Mary and glavin! These shoes are in the off
position!
Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?
Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe--
Homer: [taking the shoes] What are you talking about, Professor Frink?
They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".
Frink: I was merely trying to spare he girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
Homer: Oh -- OH! Well, now that I look even closer--
 
2009-02-12 05:16:38 PM  
Well played subby... +1
 
2009-02-12 05:18:04 PM  
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I approve of this thread...for me to poop on!
 
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