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2009-02-12 05:09:13 PM
CDP

And I know you're a troll, but you're the only entertainment that's keeping me away from all the work I have to do, so maybe you can dredge up some fun responses.
 
2009-02-12 05:11:00 PM
CDP continues to catch people.

It would be amusing if he wasn't quoting what other people actually think, although it at least (usually) appears in context.
 
2009-02-12 05:11:59 PM
Nimnom: maddogdelta: Antimatter: They stuff wasn't being added, it was already in the genome.

That was way cool stuff. OK, I think I can deal with a chicken with teeth..But not an ostrich...

Dinjiin: But you forget the logic that folks like cpalassis use to defend their ideas...

i4.photobucket.com

True...But I like the beatdowns to be a little more challenging than simply showing them that Ken Ham is telling them to STFU about the archeopteryx already.

Maybe he meant archaeoraptor? I've seen many a Creationist almost beg me to argue them on archaeoraptor like we don't acknowledge that it was an obvious forgery.


But a book written thousands of years ago which has been translated through a dozen languages and purports to be the revealed word of God is totally real. Uh huh. Ayup.
 
2009-02-12 05:12:12 PM
Steve #1000 will be named tomorrow. (new window) at the AAAS.

In past particularly important scientists got to be 00s. So I am hoping....

I always knew the NCSE could get 1000 Steves. At last it will happen.


Of course this means that we can estimate that at least 100,000 scientists (of any name) will be willing to sign:

Evolution is a vital, well-supported, unifying principle of the biological sciences, and the scientific evidence is overwhelmingly in favor of the idea that all living things share a common ancestry. Although there are legitimate debates about the patterns and processes of evolution, there is no serious scientific doubt that evolution occurred or that natural selection is a major mechanism in its occurrence. It is scientifically inappropriate and pedagogically irresponsible for creationist pseudoscience, including but not limited to "intelligent design," to be introduced into the science curricula of our nation's public schools.


The Discovery Institute is at something over 700 people who include nonscientists, people who believe education, etc. A statement so nonspecific that even a rabid atheist could sign it if he was not so naive to miss the anti-evolutionary biology purpose of the petition. Indeed at least one was so naive and asked to have his named removed. No Nobel Prize winners or anyone famous for big discoveries in biology for the Discovery Institute -- unlike the Steves list.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-02-12 05:14:56 PM
What does the fossil record really teach concerning the theory of evolution? Do the fossils demonstrate the progression from simple structures to complex organisms? The following facts need to be considered:

§ Abrupt appearance of animals. All the different, basic kinds of animals appear abruptly and fully functional in the strata - with no proof of ancestors. "Evolution requires intermediate forms between species and paleontology does not provide them." (David Kitts, paleontologist and Evolutionist) Darwin was embarrassed by the fossil record. It contains no proof for macroevolution of animals.

§ Plants appear abruptly, too. Evolutionist Edred J.H. Corner: "... I still think that to the unprejudiced, the fossil record of plants is in favor of special creation." (Evolution in Contemporary Thought, 1961, p.97) Scientists have been unable to find an Evolutionary history (beginning to end) for even one group of modern plants.

§ Animals unchanged. Contrary to common belief, most fossils are not of extinct types of animals. Most fossils are very similar (and often totally identical) to creatures living today. It is said there are many more living species of animals than there are types known only as fossils. If Evolution is true, one may wonder why the case is not just the reverse! Evolutionary history is supposed to be filled with temporary, intermediate stages of Evolution, from amoeba to man.

§ Sufficient fossils. There is a continuing lack of evidence for Evolution despite an enormous number of fossils. Although scientists will continue to discover new varieties of fossil animals and plants, it is generally agreed that the millions of fossils already discovered (and the sediments already explored) provide a reliable indication of which way the evidence is going. That is, there will continue to be little or no fossil evidence found to support Evolutionism.

§ Fast strata formation. There is increasing evidence that many sedimentary rocks, which some thought took thousands or millions of years to accumulate, almost certainly were deposited in only months, days, hours, or minutes.

§ Rapid coal formation. The old Evolutionary theory about coal forming in swamps is wrong. There is increasing evidence that massive coal deposits were formed in deep flood waters. Various coal layers in the U.S. consist mainly of sheets of tree bark abraded from huge masses of uprooted trees. The bark layers were buried in mud and carbonized into coal. Coal formation is relatively quick when heat is applied.

§ Fossilization requires very special conditions. Dinosaur and other fossils could not have formed in the way suggested by most Evolutionary books. Animals almost never fossilize unless they are buried quickly and deeply - before scavengers, bacteria and erosion reduce them to dust. Such conditions are highly unusual. In almost all cases, the very existence of the fossils, in the types and numbers discovered, strongly indicates catastrophic conditions were involved in their burial and preservation. Without such conditions, there seems to be no plausible way to explain their existence. Huge dinosaurs, huge schools of fish, and many diverse animals are found entombed by massive muddy sediments which hardened into rock. Almost all fossils are found in water-laid sediments.

§ Wrong order for evolution. It has been reported that "80 to 85% of Earth's land surface does not have even 3 geologic periods appearing in 'correct' consecutive order" for Evolution.
The fossil record does not provide evidence in support for Evolution.

"Fossils are a great embarrassment to Evolutionary theory and offer strong support for the concept of Creation." (Dr. Gary Parker, Ph.D., Biologist/paleontologist and former Evolutionist)

Link (new window)

i132.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-12 05:18:06 PM
The Shoveller: CDP

And I know you're a troll, but you're the only entertainment that's keeping me away from all the work I have to do, so maybe you can dredge up some fun responses.


He's not a troll, he's the most consistently effectively loki troll I have ever seen. I've seen him hook the same people 3-4 times, in subsequent threads, before those people remember what the game is.

Heck, he caught me a couple of times before I figured it out.

CDP is awesome. That is all.
 
2009-02-12 05:18:41 PM
Listen, GOD made man, but he used the monkey to do it~!

/Are We Not Men?!
 
2009-02-12 05:19:16 PM
KiltedBastich: He's not a troll, he's the most consistently effectively loki troll I have ever seen. I've seen him hook the same people 3-4 times, in subsequent threads, before those people remember what the game is.

How do people get hooked, I wonder, when he includes the comic as the hat-tip?
 
2009-02-12 05:19:22 PM
12349876: If God wanted us to not believe in evolution, he shouldn't have made all living things out of DNA.

Or given chimpanzees a completely different genetic code. There is no design reason why God could not do it and it would have eliminated any possibility that common descent was true.


Maybe God put the exact same mutations disabling thousands of olfactory genes, the gene for making vitamin C, etc. in humans and chimpanzees just to trick us into believing in evolution. Or why the same viruses got inserted into the same spots in our DNA time and time again just to trick us into believing in evolution. We could go on forever. The creationists will continue to ignore it as they don't have any answers that fit the facts.
 
2009-02-12 05:20:09 PM
i41.tinypic.com

/not impressed
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-02-12 05:22:17 PM
The Shoveller: CDP: (lots of writing)

That was actually pretty well written, nice job!

So, would you also like to summarize what has happened in the last 15 years since the Randolph paper? The bird evolution groups have been very busy. You'll note that Archaeopteryx is now suggested to have been an evolutionary dead end; a small branch in a very diverse phylogeny of fossil birds and bird-like dinosaurs. If you're going to argue about feathers, you should probably tell me what defines a 'bird'. Is it feathers? Is it flight? Is it powered flight? What morphological features are you going to choose? Once we draw that nice little line in the cladogram that separates all the 'non-avian dinosaurs' on one side of the continuum from all the 'birds' on the other side of the continuum, we should be able to have a really fun discussion!


Evolutionists suggest that there are a number of species of fish that may qualify as a link between fish and amphibians. The mudskipper, climbing perch, and lungfish all feature characteristics that allow them to spend some time out of water. But can we make the logical leap to believe that all biochemical information from molecules to man passed through a genetic bridge spanning water to land?

The fact that there are a few creatures that possess features that allows them to survive in both environments does not refute the creationist contention that they were created with these features in the first place. Evolutionists point out these species that exist today as examples of an evolutionary transition that happened millions of years ago in the past. Do they expect, then, that the mudskipper or lungfish will continue evolving into people given enough time? Perhaps such creatures might give an evolutionist some comfort on a superficial level, but the argument is as fallacious as lining up your silverware to prove that forks evolved from spoons. A similar problem is the origin of flight: it would have had to evolve at least four times, in birds, bats, insects and flying reptiles. It makes more sense that our creator solved this problem once and incorporated flight four times in unrelated species.

One of our objectives is to show that a creationist position is reasonable, and easy to believe given the scientific facts. There is nothing illogical about believing in a creator who built all animals different, but with similar master plans. How could life survive unless an abundant supply of life-sustaining proteins with the same biochemical components was available as food? But evolutionists ask us to believe that the genetic information that codes for all land dwelling living systems passed through a conduit such as the mudskipper, or somehow materialized afterward.
I write computer applications for a living. Computer code does not materialize without a programmer. Living systems contain a three-dimensional computer code that tells your fingers to grow to a certain length, and then stop. Your eyeballs do not grow to two inches in diameter, nor does your tongue grow to two feet in length. We observe that this marvelous dance of DNA, RNA and proteins provide for tremendous variety within a species, but is self-regulating, self-repairing and copies itself with tremendous accuracy. There is no reason to believe that this amazing system was different and simpler in the beginning. It is at this level that the logical argument for Darwinism fails.

Creationists believe that all life on earth started from various created kinds, and the diversity of life was built within the "wild-type" genetic information that coded for the construction and replication of this life. Speciation takes place when various populations of these creatures are isolated and through mutations or genetics, some information is lost. Evolutionists have the impossible task of demonstrating to us that gain in information is probable and likely over millions of years. But like the system that never was backed up, genetic information is much easier to destroy than it is to create. If you examine the biochemistry behind it, it is much easier to believe that a creator designed this amazing system of life.

Link (new window)

i132.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-12 05:30:41 PM
Obdicut: KiltedBastich: He's not a troll, he's the most consistently effectively loki troll I have ever seen. I've seen him hook the same people 3-4 times, in subsequent threads, before those people remember what the game is.

How do people get hooked, I wonder, when he includes the comic as the hat-tip?


In the case of the one I replied to, that was an exceptionally subtle hat tip. And then he had to go and get all blatant with his next post.

*self-facepalm*

Bravo to you, CDP. Bravo.
 
2009-02-12 05:34:31 PM
CDP Abrupt appearance of animals. All the different, basic kinds of animals appear abruptly and fully functional in the strata - with no proof of ancestors. "Evolution requires intermediate forms between species and paleontology does not provide them." (David Kitts, paleontologist and Evolutionist) Darwin was embarrassed by the fossil record. It contains no proof for macroevolution of animals.

Or it would if there were no pre-cambrian fossils. Which there are.

/and yes, I know. Just keeping it going in case anyone thinks you're serious.
 
2009-02-12 05:39:25 PM
CDP: What does the fossil record really teach concerning the theory of evolution? Do the fossils demonstrate the progression from simple structures to complex organisms? The following facts need to be considered:

§ Abrupt appearance of animals. All the different, basic kinds of animals appear abruptly and fully functional in the strata - with no proof of ancestors. "Evolution requires intermediate forms between species and paleontology does not provide them." (David Kitts, paleontologist and Evolutionist) Darwin was embarrassed by the fossil record. It contains no proof for macroevolution of animals.


Out of context. And indeed it ignores the link of this thread which provides seven of them. What we here is a scientist using a term in one respect (transition between two very similar species) and creationists implying he is on another context (major transitions like human/non-human, bird/dinosaur, whale/land animal, etc.).


§ Plants appear abruptly, too. Evolutionist Edred J.H. Corner: "... I still think that to the unprejudiced, the fossil record of plants is in favor of special creation." (Evolution in Contemporary Thought, 1961, p.97) Scientists have been unable to find an Evolutionary history (beginning to end) for even one group of modern plants.

Out of context (new window) and not to mention that 1961 is very much out of date.

§ Animals unchanged. Contrary to common belief, most fossils are not of extinct types of animals. Most fossils are very similar (and often totally identical) to creatures living today. It is said there are many more living species of animals than there are types known only as fossils. If Evolution is true, one may wonder why the case is not just the reverse! Evolutionary history is supposed to be filled with temporary, intermediate stages of Evolution, from amoeba to man.

I have read a wide variety of paleontologists including those commonly quoted by creationists and that is simply a false set of claims.

§ Sufficient fossils. There is a continuing lack of evidence for Evolution despite an enormous number of fossils. Although scientists will continue to discover new varieties of fossil animals and plants, it is generally agreed that the millions of fossils already discovered (and the sediments already explored) provide a reliable indication of which way the evidence is going. That is, there will continue to be little or no fossil evidence found to support Evolutionism.

The paleontologists who I have read are all very damn clear that such fossil evidence exists. And indeed stating that this evidence does not exist when this thread's link has seven example is hardly honest argumentation.

§ Fast strata formation. There is increasing evidence that many sedimentary rocks, which some thought took thousands or millions of years to accumulate, almost certainly were deposited in only months, days, hours, or minutes.

Cite?

§ Rapid coal formation. The old Evolutionary theory about coal forming in swamps is wrong. There is increasing evidence that massive coal deposits were formed in deep flood waters. Various coal layers in the U.S. consist mainly of sheets of tree bark abraded from huge masses of uprooted trees. The bark layers were buried in mud and carbonized into coal. Coal formation is relatively quick when heat is applied.

Geologists disagree. And that you can make coal does not mean that is how it happened in nature. And funny how you ignore that you have a coal layer, something else, a coal layer, some volcanic material, a coal layer, whatever.... Coal was not produced by a single event.


§ Fossilization requires very special conditions. Dinosaur and other fossils could not have formed in the way suggested by most Evolutionary books. Animals almost never fossilize unless they are buried quickly and deeply - before scavengers, bacteria and erosion reduce them to dust. Such conditions are highly unusual. In almost all cases, the very existence of the fossils, in the types and numbers discovered, strongly indicates catastrophic conditions were involved in their burial and preservation. Without such conditions, there seems to be no plausible way to explain their existence. Huge dinosaurs, huge schools of fish, and many diverse animals are found entombed by massive muddy sediments which hardened into rock. Almost all fossils are found in water-laid sediments.

Yes many land animals where fossilized by flood sediment, river sediment, etc. Do you (or whoever you are copying from) have a point?

§ Wrong order for evolution. It has been reported that "80 to 85% of Earth's land surface does not have even 3 geologic periods appearing in 'correct' consecutive order" for Evolution.
The fossil record does not provide evidence in support for Evolution.


Cite? Every other claim made by creationists has turned out to be wrong or simply a misrepresentation. Indeed where there are no evidence of mountain building, you can count on the exact order all the time. Where tectonic activity flips strata, then the order is exactly reversed with rain drops being upside down, etc.

"Fossils are a great embarrassment to Evolutionary theory and offer strong support for the concept of Creation." (Dr. Gary Parker, Ph.D., Biologist/paleontologist and former Evolutionist)

You mean a guy known for simply making things up (new window)?

Link (new window)

Can't write your own material can you?
 
2009-02-12 05:39:59 PM
National Geographic had an article in which they talk about the fact that we and most other animals, have the same genes. So for a fin to turn to a flipper to a leg is more a matter of the same gene being expressed longer during devlopment. It means that the change from purely aquatic to semi-aquatic creatures wasn't the huge hurdle everyone though it was; it tells us that the change could have come over relatively few generations.
 
2009-02-12 05:44:46 PM
CDP: Evolutionists have the impossible task of demonstrating to us that gain in information is probable and likely over millions of years. But like the system that never was backed up, genetic information is much easier to destroy than it is to create.

Care to define how you (or who you copied from) define information. Because pretty much every reasonable definition, it is easy to show how it increased. This is especially true for the ways information people via computer science and communications define it.

If you examine the biochemistry behind it, it is much easier to believe that a creator designed this amazing system of life.


Funny how pretty much every biochemist working today believes in common descent and oppose ID? Maybe they know something that you don't?
 
2009-02-12 05:47:41 PM
I call BS
Those so called "photos" sure look shopped. And I know because I've seen a lot of shooped de do photos before.
 
2009-02-12 05:49:09 PM
No Bevets... does it sleep? Or dare I speculate... work?
 
2009-02-12 05:50:10 PM
No Such Agency: No Bevets... does it sleep? Or dare I speculate... work?

He's taking Darwin's Birthday off to pray for our souls.
 
2009-02-12 05:51:36 PM
If you want him, you'll need to summon him.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-02-12 05:54:21 PM
Gavino: CDP Abrupt appearance of animals. All the different, basic kinds of animals appear abruptly and fully functional in the strata - with no proof of ancestors. "Evolution requires intermediate forms between species and paleontology does not provide them." (David Kitts, paleontologist and Evolutionist) Darwin was embarrassed by the fossil record. It contains no proof for macroevolution of animals.

Or it would if there were no pre-cambrian fossils. Which there are.
.


Fish scales in the Cambrian

First published:
TJ 10(3):297
December 1996
by Carl Wieland

Virtually all of the major divisions of life (the phyla) are found in the Cambrian, the rock system which evolutionists maintain is more than 500 million years old. Until recently, it was thought that no vertebrates were found in the Cambrian.

However, in 1995 the enigmatic tooth-like objects known as conodonts, common in upper Cambrian rocks, were shown to be from eel-like creatures. These were identified as true vertebrates on the basis of distinctive eye muscles not found in invertebrates.

Now small fossils found in 1976 appear to be adding more weight to the idea that the Cambrian is not, as once thought, free of vertebrates (these were believed not to have evolved yet). They are fish-like scales known as Anatolepis.1 Some have argued that the scales could belong to the arthropod phylum, which includes insects and crustaceans.

However, microscopic studies reveal that the scales contain dentine, which is only known in vertebrates. The researchers feel this is conclusive evidence that these are fish scales.

Reference
1. Monastersky, R., 1996. Vertebrate origins: the fossils speak up. Science News, 149(5):75.

Link (new window)

i132.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-12 05:54:28 PM
KiltedBastich: The Shoveller: CDP

And I know you're a troll, but you're the only entertainment that's keeping me away from all the work I have to do, so maybe you can dredge up some fun responses.

He's not a troll, he's the most consistently effectively loki troll I have ever seen. I've seen him hook the same people 3-4 times, in subsequent threads, before those people remember what the game is.

Heck, he caught me a couple of times before I figured it out.

CDP is awesome. That is all.


That's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-02-12 06:07:54 PM
TheMysteriousStranger: CDP: Evolutionists have the impossible task of demonstrating to us that gain in information is probable and likely over millions of years. But like the system that never was backed up, genetic information is much easier to destroy than it is to create.

Care to define how you (or who you copied from) define information. Because pretty much every reasonable definition, it is easy to show how it increased. This is especially true for the ways information people via computer science and communications define it.

If you examine the biochemistry behind it, it is much easier to believe that a creator designed this amazing system of life.


Funny how pretty much every biochemist working today believes in common descent and oppose ID? Maybe they know something that you don't?


"If we evolved from apes, apes shouldn't exist today."

In response to this statement, some evolutionists point out that they don't believe that we descended from apes, but that apes and humans share a common ancestor. However, the evolutionary paleontologist G.G. Simpson had no time for this "pussyfooting," as he called it. He said, "In fact, that earlier ancestor would certainly be called an ape or monkey in popular speech by anyone who saw it. Since the terms ape and monkey are defined by popular usage, man's ancestors were apes or monkeys (or successively both). It is pusillanimous [mean-spirited] if not dishonest for an informed investigator to say otherwise."

However, the main point against this statement is that many evolutionists believe that a small group of creatures split off from the main group and became reproductively isolated from the main large population, and that most change happened in the small group which can lead to allopatric speciation (a geographically isolated population forming a new species). So there's nothing in evolutionary theory that requires the main group to become extinct.

It's important to note that allopatric speciation is not the sole property of evolutionists-creationists believe that most human variation occurred after small groups became isolated (but not speciated) at Babel, while Adam and Eve probably had mid-brown skin color. The quoted erroneous statement is analogous to saying "If all people groups came from Adam and Eve, then why are mid-brown people still alive today?"

So what's the difference between the creationist explanation of people groups ("races") and the evolutionist explanation of people origins? Answer: the former involves separation of already-existing information and loss of information through mutations; the latter requires the generation of tens of millions of "letters" of new information.

Link (new window)

i132.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-12 06:16:44 PM
RoxtarRyan: If you want him, you'll need to summon him.

Fine, I'll do it.
i29.tinypic.com
 
2009-02-12 06:17:58 PM
Just because you can clearly demonstrate something doesn't mean it is! NEAH!
 
2009-02-12 06:25:34 PM
CDP: Most evolutionists

No point in reading any further.

You're a moron. Everyone that uses the word "evolutionist" is a moron.

/I'm a gravationist, Newtonist, Einsteinist, and a numeralist.
 
2009-02-12 06:25:37 PM
hmmmmm....
let's see. Ctrl F ahh search window, good. type Bevets, hrmmph, nothing!? oh well going home
 
2009-02-12 06:26:34 PM
CDP: In response to this statement, some evolutionists point out that they don't believe that we descended from apes, but that apes and humans share a common ancestor.

Wrong moron.

WE ARE APES, along with chimps and gorillas.
 
2009-02-12 06:28:39 PM
CDP: In response to this statement, some evolutionists point out that they don't believe that we descended from apes, but that apes and humans share a common ancestor. However, the evolutionary paleontologist G.G. Simpson had no time for this "pussyfooting," as he called it. He said, "In fact, that earlier ancestor would certainly be called an ape or monkey in popular speech by anyone who saw it. Since the terms ape and monkey are defined by popular usage, man's ancestors were apes or monkeys (or successively both). It is pusillanimous [mean-spirited] if not dishonest for an informed investigator to say otherwise."

Actual biologists generally point out that we ARE apes.
The common ancestor of humans and chimp was an ape.
Well since Simpson wrote in a time when paraphyletic taxa were still kosher, I will have to agree with him.

And oh yes, anyone who asks "Why are there still apes?" simply knows NOTHING about evolution. Indeed has not put in much to the question either. It is like asking "why are there still Europeans?" when an American claims to be descended from Europeans. Yet this is common creationist claim. And indeed even the creationists who claim not to use it turn around and use to same faulty logic by pointing out that some feathered dinosaurs existed after the first birds. It is the same fallacy. When birds evolved, the feathered dinosaurs that did not evolve into birds (the vast majority of them) did not say "well birds have evolved so it is time to become extinct."
 
2009-02-12 06:41:05 PM
Old MonkeyShine: WHERE THE HELL IS BEVETS?

Hiding under a pile of unread bibles quivering in fear of the transitional fossils and his sudden doubting of faith?
Or is the bevets.exe program just on a computer without power due to the extreme winds in some areas today? one such area, where god obviously hates electricity and sent the wind to smite it. (new window)
 
2009-02-12 06:42:08 PM
impaler: You're a moron. Everyone that uses the word "evolutionist" is a moron.


TheMysteriousStranger: Actual biologists generally point out that we ARE apes.

Please read all of the comics at the bottom of his posts, and ask yourself if they have a pro, or anti-creationist bent.
 
2009-02-12 06:42:25 PM
KiltedBastich:

CDP is awesome. That is all.


I don't understand why people think people who waste all their time on trying to get others to waste their time is a good thing.

I personally don't go, "I wish there was more people on fark filling up comments with crap to help drown out people who want to have serious conversations".

But I guess many here do.
 
2009-02-12 06:47:17 PM
Corvus: I don't understand why people think people who waste all their time on trying to get others to waste their time is a good thing.

I personally don't go, "I wish there was more people on fark filling up comments with crap to help drown out people who want to have serious conversations".

But I guess many here do.


I normally don't like it. But all he's doing is posting the real, actual creationist argument, and then showing he does not agree.

He is not creating a strawman of their position, which is what a troll does, he's revealing their real position, their actual stance, to be a strawman.

I expect he thought the comics would be a bigger tip-off, since each of them refutes the comments in the post.

I think it's still strange behavior, but to have the actual positions of creationists posted is arguably of service to the discussion.

Did you notice his link went to "arguments we don't use", as in failed talking points from creationists? Entertaining reading.
 
2009-02-12 06:48:02 PM
Obdicut: impaler: You're a moron. Everyone that uses the word "evolutionist" is a moron.


TheMysteriousStranger: Actual biologists generally point out that we ARE apes.

Please read all of the comics at the bottom of his posts, and ask yourself if they have a pro, or anti-creationist bent.


It's gut rippingly funny to see the number of people he hooks though, even funnier when it's a lot of regulars who should know better.
 
2009-02-12 06:51:12 PM
Tainted1: It's gut rippingly funny to see the number of people he hooks though, even funnier when it's a lot of regulars who should know better.

I don't find it funny at all. I think what he was going for was humor, not trolling. If I'm wrong, then I think it's stupid.

Anyhoo, the "arguments we don't use" section is very, very, very, very telling. It really raises the question of how someone could write it and not apply the same logic used there to the rest of his beliefs.
 
2009-02-12 06:57:48 PM
CDP is like a reverse Bevets.

We should call him Steve B.
 
2009-02-12 07:00:50 PM
Antimatter: watching the discovery channel a while back, and they had a guy experimenting with chiken embriyos.

By expressing certain genes that are normally turned off during development, he was able to get the embryo to grow teeth, a tail, and even primitive style feathers.

They stuff wasn't being added, it was already in the genome.


Which is a perfect example of how small modifications in developmental genes can have a huge impact on evolution and looks to haver been one of the major drivers in speciation, especially in the formation of major groups.

Man CDP you are an expert loki troller. I can;t believe how many regulars to these threads you continue to catch even when sometimes you go entire threads playing it completely straight and on the level. Hell this is one of the reasons I have Farky.

Firefox folks... firefox + farky are your friend.
 
2009-02-12 07:11:20 PM
And I had a quote mine all ready for him...:(
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-02-12 07:11:37 PM
TheMysteriousStranger: CDP: In response to this statement, some evolutionists point out that they don't believe that we descended from apes, but that apes and humans share a common ancestor. However, the evolutionary paleontologist G.G. Simpson had no time for this "pussyfooting," as he called it. He said, "In fact, that earlier ancestor would certainly be called an ape or monkey in popular speech by anyone who saw it. Since the terms ape and monkey are defined by popular usage, man's ancestors were apes or monkeys (or successively both). It is pusillanimous [mean-spirited] if not dishonest for an informed investigator to say otherwise."

Actual biologists generally point out that we ARE apes.
The common ancestor of humans and chimp was an ape.
Well since Simpson wrote in a time when paraphyletic taxa were still kosher, I will have to agree with him.

And oh yes, anyone who asks "Why are there still apes?" simply knows NOTHING about evolution. Indeed has not put in much to the question either. It is like asking "why are there still Europeans?" when an American claims to be descended from Europeans. Yet this is common creationist claim. And indeed even the creationists who claim not to use it turn around and use to same faulty logic by pointing out that some feathered dinosaurs existed after the first birds. It is the same fallacy. When birds evolved, the feathered dinosaurs that did not evolve into birds (the vast majority of them) did not say "well birds have evolved so it is time to become extinct."


The fossils provide much more discouragement than support for Darwinism when they are examined objectively, but objective examination has rarely been the object of Darwinist paleontology. The Darwinist approach has consistently been to find some supporting fossil evidence, claim it as proof for 'evolution,' and then ignore all the difficulties.
--Phillip Johnson, "Darwin on Trial" (2nd edition 1993, p. 86.)

INTRODUCTION

While all Darwinists believe in avian evolution, not all Darwinists believe birds evolved from dinosaurs. The article "In quest of the origin of birds" in the September '97 issue of BioScience highlights the two competing schools of thought among Darwinists: 1) birds evolved from jumping dinosaurs, or 2) birds evolved from gliding reptiles.

Apparently, Archaeopteryx doesn't appear to be much help to either view:

"Although called the Rosetta Stones of avian evolution because they provide so many clues to bird origins, the seven Archaeopteryx fossils that have accumulated on museum shelves during the past 130 or so years represent a creature quite removed from the dawn of birds. Archaeopteryx is widely accepted as the earliest bird in the fossil record."

The theropod-to-bird school believe birds evolved from theropod dinosaurs which developed feathers for insulation, and later developed flight.

The thecodont-to-bird school find this ridiculuous. They say it's "biophysically impossible" to evolve flight from the "ground up" involving theropods, and propose instead some thecodonts glided through trees, and later developed flight.
However, if one were to look at the empirical evidence alone (eg. The fossil record) there doesn't seem to be good reason to accept either Darwinist explanation....
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One of the hottest debates in paleontology is whether birds evolved from dinosaurs.

The recent article "The Origin of Birds and Their Flight" by Kevin Padian and Luis M. Chiappe (Scientific American, February 1998, pp. 38-47) features an illustration of the fossil bird Confuciusornis; the caption above the illustration declares as fact:"Both a bird and a dinosaur"

On page 5 of the same issue, under the heading, "About the Cover", Confuciusornis is described as "a primitive bird".

Padian and Chiappe conclude: "In fact, living birds are nothing less than small, feathered, short-tailed theropod dinosaurs." (p. 47)

Really?

Padian and Chiappe base their claim for the dinosaurian origins of birds on 1) so-called fossil transitions and 2) cladistics. However, the entire basis for cladism is evolutionary assumption.
The following quotes are taken from "Vertebrate Life" (Third Edition) by F.H. Pough, J.B. Heiser, and W.N. MacFarland (1989)

Macmillan, New York:

"The reason for the change [from traditional to cladistic classification] is an increased emphasis on the proposition that groups of animals can be identified only if they share a common evolutionary lineage." (p. 4)

"Acceptance of the fact of evolution in the nineteenth century made a classification system that provided an individual pigeonhole for each species inadequate -- now it was necessary to express evolutionary relationships among species by incorporating phylogenetic information in the system of classification." (p. 38)

"A cladistic classification to represent the phylogeny of vertebrates, therefore, arranges animals on the basis of their historical divergences from a common ancestral species. Because the transitional fossils that would normally identify a common ancestral species are usually missing, cladistic classification is based on comparisons of character states of the animals that are available for study." (p. 49)

"Phylogenetic systematics, usually called cladistics, classifies animals on the basis of shared derived character states." (p. 52)

"Each phylogenetic lineage is called a clade." (p. 243)

"One of the strengths of the cladistic approach to classification is the emphasis it places on shared derived characteristics of related organisms. Usually, these are morphological characters, and they are employed to draw inferences about phylogenetic relationships, but the process can be used in other ways. For example, if a phylogeny can be established by using morphological charcters, other characteristics -- ecology, behavior, or physiology -- can be superimposed on the phylogeny and their evolution can be interpreted in a phylogenetic context." (p. 482)

FROM THEROPOD LUNGS TO BIRD LUNGS?

In response to the criticism of their theropod-to-bird theory that "The complex lungs of birds could not have evolved from theropod lungs," Padian and Chiappe write:

"This assertion cannot be supported or falsified at the moment, because no fossil lungs are preserved in the paleontological record. Also, the proponents of this argument offer no animal whose lungs could have given rise to those in birds, which are extremely complex and are unlike the lungs of any living animal." (p. 43)

In his book "Evolution: A Theory in Crisis" (1986) molecular biologist Michael Denton describes how in all vertebrates except birds, air is drawn inward through various tubes to air sacs (alveoli) in the lungs, and the "bad air" is expelled through the same tubes.

Birds, however, draw in the "good air" through parabronchi and force it through a complex tubular structure involving several portions of its anatomy. The air is expelled from the body through different tubes and orifices than those through which it entered. Denton reports this is true for all known birds, even those as diverse as hawks, ostriches, and hummingbirds.

FROM SCALES TO FEATHERS?

Well-known creationist Duane Gish, who spent 18 years in biochemical research (Cornell University Medical College; Virus Laboratory at the University of California, Berkeley; The Upjohn Company, Kalamazoo, Michigan) says no evolutionist can come even close to providing an evolutionary explanation of how feathers could have evolved from scales:

"Scales are flat horny plates; feathers are very complex in structure, consisting of a central shaft from which radiate barbs and barbules. Barbules are equipped with tiny hooks which lock onto the barbs and bind the feather surface into a flat, strong, flexible vane. Feathers and scales arise from different layers of the skin. Futhermore, the development of the feather is extremely complex, and fundamentally different from that of a scale. Feathers, as do hairs but unlike scales, develop from follicles. A hair, however, is a much simpler structure than a feather. The developing feather is protected by a horny sheath and forms around a bloody, conical, inductive dermal core. Not only is the developing feather sandwiched between the sheath and dermal core, it is complex in structure. Development of the cells that will become the mature feather involves complex processes. Cells migrate and split apart in highly specific patterns to form the complex arrangement of barbs and barbules." ("Evolution: The Fossils Still Say No!", pp. 135-136)

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2009-02-12 07:14:02 PM
CDP

Sorry, I'm lame and don't know how to post the picture from your Boobies. It features Adam, Eve and their sons. The wives for Cain and Seth are from some unknown origin. According to the Biblical account they would have married their sisters. The prohibition against marrying close relatives was not expressed untill about 3500 BCE.
 
2009-02-12 07:16:02 PM
And by "Boobies" I meant Boobies.
 
2009-02-12 07:18:03 PM
Or, perhaps, your Weeners in this thread.
 
2009-02-12 07:18:30 PM
I DISBELIEVE!

/darn, natural 1
 
2009-02-12 07:20:01 PM
We and everything else ARE transitional forms. Species are like the dewey decimal system, a nice categorisation method to allow us to understand something that is in fact amorphous and not in reality subject to such silliness.
 
2009-02-12 07:20:06 PM
I obviously don't understand how the filter works.

/FAIL
 
2009-02-12 07:22:35 PM
CDP: While all Darwinists believe in avian evolution, not all Darwinists believe birds evolved from dinosaurs.

Are you trying to one-up Bevets by posting whole articles from creationist websites?
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2009-02-12 07:23:46 PM
ohmikey: CDP

Sorry, I'm lame and don't know how to post the picture from your Boobies. It features Adam, Eve and their sons. The wives for Cain and Seth are from some unknown origin. According to the Biblical account they would have married their sisters. The prohibition against marrying close relatives was not expressed untill about 3500 BCE.


Question: "Who was Cain's wife? Was Cain's wife his sister?"

Answer: The Bible does not specifically say who Cain's wife was. The only possible answer was that Cain's wife was his sister or niece or great-niece, etc. The Bible does not say how old Cain was when he killed Abel (Genesis 4:8). Since they were both farmers, they were likely both full-grown adults, possibly with families of their own. Adam and Eve had surely had more children than just Cain and Abel at the time Abel was killed - they definitely had many more children later (Genesis 5:4). The fact that Cain was scared for his own life after he killed Abel (Genesis 4:14) indicates that there were likely many other children and perhaps even grandchildren or great-grandchildren of Adam and Eve at that time. Cain's wife (Genesis 4:17) was a daughter or granddaughter of Adam and Eve.

Since Adam and Eve were the first (and only) human beings, their children would have no other choice than to intermarry. God did not forbid inter-family marriage until much later when there was enough people that intermarriage was not necessary (Leviticus 18:6-18). The reason that incest often results in genetic abnormalities in children is that when two people of similar genetics (i.e. a brother and sister) have children - genetic defects are far more likely to result because both parents had the same defects themselves. When people from different families have children - it is highly unlikely that both parents will have the same genetic defects. The human genetic code has become increasingly "polluted" over the centuries as genetic defects are multiplied, amplified, and passed down from generation to generation. Adam and Eve did not have any genetic defects, so that enabled them and the first few generations of their descendants to have a far greater quality of health than we do now. Adam and Eve's children had few, if any, genetic defects. As a result, it was safe for them to intermarry. It may seem strange or even disgusting to think of Cain's wife being his sister. In the beginning, since God started with one man and one woman, the second generation would have no choice but to intermarry amongst themselves.

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2009-02-12 07:25:58 PM
CDB may be the most entirely pointless poster I have ever seen.
 
2009-02-12 07:37:15 PM
ohmikey: I obviously don't understand how the filter works.

/FAIL


The real bummer is there's no intermediate between filtered and unfiltered. You never know when you're getting closer to figuring it out.
 
2009-02-12 07:40:18 PM
CDP: ohmikey: CDP

Sorry, I'm lame and don't know how to post the picture from your Boobies. It features Adam, Eve and their sons. The wives for Cain and Seth are from some unknown origin. According to the Biblical account they would have married their sisters. The prohibition against marrying close relatives was not expressed untill about 3500 BCE.

Question: "Who was Cain's wife? Was Cain's wife his sister?"

Answer: The Bible does not specifically say who Cain's wife was. The only possible answer was that Cain's wife was his sister or niece or great-niece, etc. The Bible does not say how old Cain was when he killed Abel (Genesis 4:8). Since they were both farmers, they were likely both full-grown adults, possibly with families of their own. Adam and Eve had surely had more children than just Cain and Abel at the time Abel was killed - they definitely had many more children later (Genesis 5:4). The fact that Cain was scared for his own life after he killed Abel (Genesis 4:14) indicates that there were likely many other children and perhaps even grandchildren or great-grandchildren of Adam and Eve at that time. Cain's wife (Genesis 4:17) was a daughter or granddaughter of Adam and Eve.

Since Adam and Eve were the first (and only) human beings, their children would have no other choice than to intermarry. God did not forbid inter-family marriage until much later when there was enough people that intermarriage was not necessary (Leviticus 18:6-18). The reason that incest often results in genetic abnormalities in children is that when two people of similar genetics (i.e. a brother and sister) have children - genetic defects are far more likely to result because both parents had the same defects themselves. When people from different families have children - it is highly unlikely that both parents will have the same genetic defects. The human genetic code has become increasingly "polluted" over the centuries as genetic defects are multiplied, amplified, and passed down from generation to generation. Adam and Eve did not have any genetic defects, so that enabled them and the first few generations of their descendants to have a far greater quality of health than we do now. Adam and Eve's children had few, if any, genetic defects. As a result, it was safe for them to intermarry. It may seem strange or even disgusting to think of Cain's wife being his sister. In the beginning, since God started with one man and one woman, the second generation would have no choice but to intermarry amongst themselves.

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yes I realize that you're trollin, is it possible for just two of a species to repopulate, or would the defects emergent from the inevitable incest cause a genetic bottle neck that would end up killing the species?
 
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