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(IMDB)   Happy birthday to Christina Ricci. Subby would have said so in person, but she seems to have unchained herself from his radiator and escaped   (us.imdb.com) divider line
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2009-02-12 03:02:40 AM  
My black snake will make HER moan.

Or rather, my white worm will make her meh apathetically.
 
2009-02-12 04:10:05 AM  
Came from for the Ricci pics; still waiting...
 
2009-02-12 04:19:37 AM  
I'll be the first to make the ridiculous complaint about her giant forehead.

//it is pretty big...but still, shut up
 
2009-02-12 04:23:22 AM  
am i the only one who thinks she looks like a real life anime charactor? big forhead large eyes... needs funky coloured hair and tenticles :P any photoshoppers around?
 
2009-02-12 04:25:16 AM  

shonday: I'll be the first to make the ridiculous complaint about her giant forehead.

//it is pretty big...but still, shut up


The first person to use the term fivehead will receive one free cock-punch for thinking that is witty.
 
2009-02-12 04:26:49 AM  
I was old enough to lust after Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice without it being creepy, so by the time Adam's Family happened about all I thought was she'd be awesome as an adult playing the same sort of role. Luckily for me she kept to that weird psycho-chick niche, and I am very thankful for that.
 
2009-02-12 04:28:02 AM  
Wow I was just in time. Thought it would take longer.
 
2009-02-12 04:29:15 AM  
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Since most women are 7 heads tall, Ricci should stand about 6 feet tall in her stocking feet.

Her head is huge.
 
2009-02-12 04:33:27 AM  
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another big header.
 
2009-02-12 04:35:53 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: another big header.


I would argue that julia is more hit-able, however.
 
2009-02-12 04:36:54 AM  
Wait, is there some celebrity head generator on the internet, or do you actually spend your time measuring actress's head-to-height ratios?
 
2009-02-12 04:37:05 AM  
qualopec: Came from for the Ricci pics; still waiting...

You asked, not me.

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2009-02-12 04:37:18 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Since most women are 7 heads tall, Ricci should stand about 6 feet tall in her stocking feet.

Her head is huge.


What the hell is wrong with you? This might be the most pathetic, geekiest thing I've ever seen on Fark. You're using Photoshop to determine how many heads tall a woman is and basing your perceptions of her on that? What a colossal loser.
 
2009-02-12 04:38:15 AM  

Vertdang: TheShavingofOccam123: another big header.

I would argue that julia is more hit-able, however.


no argument there. woof.
 
2009-02-12 04:39:43 AM  

browntimmy: Wait, is there some celebrity head generator on the internet, or do you actually spend your time measuring actress's head-to-height ratios?


shonday: TheShavingofOccam123: Since most women are 7 heads tall, Ricci should stand about 6 feet tall in her stocking feet.

Her head is huge.

What the hell is wrong with you? This might be the most pathetic, geekiest thing I've ever seen on Fark. You're using Photoshop to determine how many heads tall a woman is and basing your perceptions of her on that? What a colossal loser.


If I used bewbs in the pics, I would be banned from Fark...
 
2009-02-12 04:40:39 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: browntimmy: Wait, is there some celebrity head generator on the internet, or do you actually spend your time measuring actress's head-to-height ratios?

shonday: TheShavingofOccam123: Since most women are 7 heads tall, Ricci should stand about 6 feet tall in her stocking feet.

Her head is huge.

What the hell is wrong with you? This might be the most pathetic, geekiest thing I've ever seen on Fark. You're using Photoshop to determine how many heads tall a woman is and basing your perceptions of her on that? What a colossal loser.

If I used bewbs in the pics, I would be banned from Fark...


...OK then. I see you aren't arguing with me, so I'll just move along.
 
2009-02-12 04:47:30 AM  
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don't blame me for my fascination. it's genetic.

/a joke. you know, something you do when you're hepped up on cold medicine in the middle of the night
 
2009-02-12 04:49:45 AM  
subby is Samuel L. Jackson?
Whats your fark login?

/subby would you please stop making shiatty paycheck movies
 
2009-02-12 04:55:35 AM  
I'm just waiting for her to jump into burlesque/pin up. Then, all of my childhood fantasies will have come to fruition.
 
2009-02-12 05:06:57 AM  

pantsactivated: I'm just waiting for her to jump into burlesque/pin up. Then, all of my childhood fantasies will have come to fruition.


That would be brilliant.

\ and wear me out.
\\well part of me.
 
2009-02-12 05:16:32 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Since most women are 7 heads tall, Ricci should stand about 6 feet tall in her stocking feet.

Her head is huge.


She doesn't have a big head, she is undertall.


dude, go back to your internet porn and surfing in the basement. She would never give you the time of day because your beer gut shed doesn't hack it.

/me either
// beer gut shed and getting the time of day from her
// or from nearly any other woman other than the one I conned into marriage
 
2009-02-12 05:28:13 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: another big header.


Their heads are peanuts next to the queen melon, Giada De Laurentiis

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/yes, 5 and half heads
 
2009-02-12 05:30:43 AM  
Don't you idiots realize that photos can be taken at different angles? It looks like the picture of SMOKING HOT Giada de Laurentis was taken by someone taller than her, and thus looking down at her, making her seem shorter. Your stupid, worthless, geektastic system sucks ass.
 
2009-02-12 05:38:42 AM  

shonday: Don't you idiots realize that photos can be taken at different angles? It looks like the picture of SMOKING HOT Giada de Laurentis was taken by someone taller than her, and thus looking down at her, making her seem shorter. Your stupid, worthless, geektastic system sucks ass.


Ok genius, explain this:

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2009-02-12 05:42:57 AM  
How many heads equal a furlong?
 
2009-02-12 06:00:29 AM  
shonday: I'll be the first to make the ridiculous complaint about her giant forehead.

Nuts. I was going to write "fivehead", a term which I had to have explained to me.

/sigh
 
2009-02-12 06:07:15 AM  

browntimmy: How many heads equal a furlong?


6.5

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2009-02-12 06:19:38 AM  
^ Thats pricless.
 
2009-02-12 06:33:27 AM  
Black Snake Moan was all kinds of awesome. She was ridiculously hot in that movie.
 
2009-02-12 06:56:46 AM  
I think shonday and SouthernManDunWrong are ignoring the actual humor of measuring someone by head. It's funny. And the visual aid makes LOL.

Ya gotta lighten up. It's WAAAAAAAY too early.
 
2009-02-12 07:22:25 AM  
I sense the birth of a new meme.
 
2009-02-12 07:37:36 AM  
Shamefully devoid of pics

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2009-02-12 07:59:52 AM  

Mugato: Shamefully devoid of pics


What the hell happened to all my sperm?
 
2009-02-12 08:00:23 AM  

Mugato: Shamefully devoid of pics


Thank you sir. I came here for the pics and I'm really disappointed in you people.

/of course, I'm to lazy to post any myself.
 
2009-02-12 08:05:11 AM  
I'm curious to know how many heads a certain red-headed farkette is.

/how about it ZF?
 
2009-02-12 08:26:50 AM  
Could be worse

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2009-02-12 08:29:51 AM  
I miss her old boobs. What happened to them? Did she get a reduction? Also, I don't like the new tattoo. Women should get tattoos on their boobs. It never makes them look better.
 
2009-02-12 08:33:08 AM  

Balrog1: I miss her old boobs. What happened to them? Did she get a reduction? Also, I don't like the new tattoo. Women should get tattoos on their boobs. It never makes them look better.


Yeah, she got a reduction. I actually felt it when it happened, like Obi Wan feeling Alderaan being destroyed. But we'll always have Prozac Nation.
 
2009-02-12 08:40:59 AM  

whereisian: shonday: Don't you idiots realize that photos can be taken at different angles? It looks like the picture of SMOKING HOT Giada de Laurentis was taken by someone taller than her, and thus looking down at her, making her seem shorter. Your stupid, worthless, geektastic system sucks ass.

Ok genius, explain this:


That one made me lol.
 
2009-02-12 08:41:02 AM  
shonday

Congrats, you're actually getting quite a few bites. Never seem someone troll so damn efficiently recently...
 
2009-02-12 08:44:24 AM  
I find her incredibly hot.

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2009-02-12 08:46:38 AM  
this thread marks the spot where I completely lost it
 
2009-02-12 08:47:13 AM  

shonday: I'll be the first to make the ridiculous complaint about her giant forehead.

//it is pretty big...but still, shut up


If you are looking at her forehead, then you are looking at the wrong area.

/obvious remark had to be remarked
 
2009-02-12 09:13:05 AM  

Mugato: Shamefully devoid of pics


As a straight woman, I concur.

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2009-02-12 09:15:45 AM  

Mugato: Balrog1: I miss her old boobs. What happened to them? Did she get a reduction? Also, I don't like the new tattoo. Women should get tattoos on their boobs. It never makes them look better.

Yeah, she got a reduction. I actually felt it when it happened, like Obi Wan feeling Alderaan being destroyed. But we'll always have Prozac Nation.


She did? I always thought it was the trendy Hollywood 90lb. look that did in her curves.
 
2009-02-12 09:21:14 AM  
You know how you make that arrangement with your significant other, wherein there's one person out there (usually famous) that you're allowed to have guilt-free sex with should the opportunity ever arise? Until a couple of years ago, mine was unquestionably Christina Ricci. The fivehead, the goth-girl look, I loved it all.

Then she started getting skinny. Gross skinny. And then, sacriledge of sacriledges, she had her gorgeous breasts reduced in size.

I was willing to overlook all of that until some animal rights group got ticked off that she wore a fur coat on the cover of some magazine. Hundreds of letters poured in, telling her that she should stop wearing fur. She replied publicly, stating that, while she understood their feelings on the subject, she did not agree. She then discovered that the biggest Ricci fansite on the web was shutting down because the person running it was one of the animal rights people. And then she bowed to the pressure of hundreds of people that she'd never met saying that she has to change her personal beliefs or else they wouldn't like her anymore.

So then I was done with her. It was really bad timing, too, because this was right before Black Snake Moan came out.

My then-girlfriend (current fiancee) asked me who was taking her place. I said Scarlett Johansson (suck it, haters). She agreed that Scarlett is super hot, and that even she would have sex with her if asked.

I'm a lucky man.

/TMI for the win
 
2009-02-12 09:22:44 AM  

Sybarite: I find her incredibly hot.


A "fark" tattoo? Seriously?
Don't do drugs, kids.
 
2009-02-12 09:28:33 AM  

willydwonka: My black snake will make HER moan.

Or rather, my white worm will make her meh apathetically.


Brilliant!

Welcome to my quote collection:
https://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dhs623jg_9f5s8rg&hl
 
2009-02-12 09:32:02 AM  
God the 7 heads thing reminds me of the sharp knees thing.
 
2009-02-12 09:33:15 AM  

DemonEater: Sybarite: I find her incredibly hot.

A "fark" tattoo? Seriously?
Don't do drugs, kids.


That could totally say fork. What creeps me out are the praying hands.

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The Durer ones, the ones from the giant ceramic centerpiece at my grandparents house. Unless, like their interior design, it's 70s kitch. Weird thing to pass over as you make your way down to the poon, anyway.
 
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