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(DownToEarth)   South Carolina man claims to have dead bigfoot in meat freezer   (downtoearth.ncbuy.com) divider line 27
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2001-08-31 09:05:47 AM  
6' tall... 285lbs, and smells like eggs? Thats not bigfoot! Thats my friend Bill!
 
2001-08-31 09:10:31 AM  
could be Rudolph, so thats where hes been for the past couple of years, hehe
 
2001-08-31 09:16:00 AM  
Hasn't Janet Reno been missing for several days now?
 
2001-08-31 09:26:20 AM  
PETA's going to be pissed when they hear about this.
 
2001-08-31 09:27:19 AM  
" claims he shot and killed the creature in self-defense last weekend after it pelted him with rocks during a camping trip."

there are so many things to love about this sentance, especially the use of the word "pelted" That self defense card has SO many uses now a days!!!
 
2001-08-31 09:38:20 AM  
I like the way he shoots the creature then talks about treating it with dignity...
 
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2001-08-31 09:43:43 AM  
" claims he shot and killed the creature in self-defense last weekend after it pelted him with rocks during a camping trip."


could be a Palestinian
 
2001-08-31 09:46:04 AM  
in his defense, I have my brothers meat in my freezer for pelting me with snowballs as a kid, meeeeemoriiieees
 
2001-08-31 09:57:29 AM  
Chandra?
 
2001-08-31 10:01:42 AM  
"i put him in my brother's freezer, cause mine's filled up with some camper bodies already"

"now squeal like a PIG, i said squeal"
 
2001-08-31 10:02:06 AM  
This is weird, 'cos I've got the other one hanging in my garage.
 
2001-08-31 10:21:45 AM  
Bluefenderstrat, YOU beat me to it dammit! Peta's going to go off their melons with this one!
 
2001-08-31 10:42:24 AM  
 
2001-08-31 10:44:54 AM  
And won't the happy hunter be quite shocked when he learns that he actually killed the local hermit and not big foot. 6 foot, average height. 285 lbs, fat man. Smells like bad eggs, he may not have taken a bath in months and is dead.
 
2001-08-31 11:08:49 AM  
6 feet tall 285 pounds. Hmm....Hardly what I would call "big foot". Fat foot, maybe, but big-hardly.
 
2001-08-31 11:12:25 AM  
Tastes like chicken
 
2001-08-31 11:12:54 AM  
"bigfoot claims to have big meat"
 
2001-08-31 11:15:25 AM  


Sorry about the double-posts, I'm going to try and post this image again. Guess this site is picky about having the quotes in the tag...
 
2001-08-31 11:30:25 AM  
Now what kind of tasty malt beverage would you serve with bigfoot. Old English or Steel Reserve?
 
2001-08-31 11:55:06 AM  
If you heard it in Soth Carolina, it HAS to be true!
 
2001-08-31 12:07:16 PM  
So, I came across this, and I spilt my Coke. I was pretty worried so I called my cousin Biggy F in SC and all I can get is his machine. This does concern me a little... but he's not so good with technology and he may have just flushed the phone again.

Biggy was only about 210 pounds the last time I saw him, but I heard he split from his missus, and he's an eater, so that might be true. The rotten eggs smell fits, who'd expect a redneck to know about sulphur fumes, and Biggy uses a foot cream with sulphur as a component.

I'm pretty worried about this branch of my family tree being snapped off, especially by some redneck shouting "He's coming right for me!" I'll wait for a "Followup" before booking my flight though. Pesky humans, they're getting everywhere these days, no woods are safe.
 
2001-08-31 12:07:39 PM  
Hey, It's RBCP from the PLA. Cool! I used to run PLANH a few years back (not the lame one that was up last I checked).
 
2001-08-31 02:27:43 PM  
man, rbcp is the mad shiat. :P right on grimace ;)
 
2001-08-31 02:46:57 PM  
I am packing up and heading to SC with my checkbook now... I am gonna buy that there bigfoot and have it stuffed and added to the collection of my other animals...this is going to be soo cool! Sure hope they can get that smell out though...
 
2001-08-31 03:59:58 PM  
Connie Chung would treat the Sasquatch with all the respect it rightfully deserves... for about ten minutes. Then I would ask it questions about... CHANDRA LEVY!
 
2001-08-31 04:24:19 PM  
South Carolina man claims to have dead bigfoot in meat freezer

Who doesn't?
 
2001-09-01 01:04:14 AM  
Sounds like someone caught a WNBA player
 
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