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(AutoExpress UK)   Windy UK town's security guards getting motion sickness from limp poles..   ( divider line
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2397 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2003 at 3:03 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-28 03:04:38 AM  
2003-01-28 03:07:54 AM  
Who knew that limp poles would actually induce motion sickness?
2003-01-28 03:23:07 AM  
Was this only submitted because it had a limp pole connotatin?
2003-01-28 03:33:22 AM  
Yes. Puns suck.
2003-01-28 03:52:59 AM  
and now we get to make the pun about them getting Stiffys....
2003-01-28 03:58:56 AM  
"The new poles should stand up to the strongest gusts."

There's a joke in here somewhere...
2003-01-28 04:14:14 AM  
Oooh oooh, I call the "I knew the Brits were limp" joke!

Just kidding...kinda.
2003-01-28 04:14:55 AM  
Stiffer poles.

2003-01-28 04:36:55 AM  
Weak. Really weak.
2003-01-28 06:26:22 AM  
Limp pole + Blow = Stiffer pole
2003-01-28 07:48:02 AM  
Hang on, a british news story and no dental joke? Come on someone, say something tooth-related!
2003-01-28 01:31:38 PM  
Wow, rough crowd. Decrying the lack of bad puns in the most cynical of ways from on high. Yes, fellow farkers! Post a pun in a holier than thou tone to show all who view that you are the distinguished fraker, the one not to smile over the wittiest of puns. How we should all worship thee from our lowly muckpits.
2003-01-28 01:33:04 PM  
BTW.. Brits make butter by scraping the plaque off their teeth with a butter knife.
2003-01-28 05:09:32 PM  
Lights turning red, here I come!
2003-01-29 03:40:08 AM  
Well that was rather annoying.
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