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65086 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2003 at 1:20 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-27 11:48:25 PM  
Nice, haven't noticed a seanbaby link on Fark for a while.
2003-01-28 01:05:15 AM  
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2003-01-28 01:25:30 AM  
custers revenge, is classic
2003-01-28 01:25:55 AM  
EGM had this in their December issue. It was written by Seanbaby, so I guess I can't complain about someone ripping it off.
2003-01-28 01:26:07 AM  
This has been around for about a month.
2003-01-28 01:26:26 AM  
Is one of the games called "Farked in 60 Seconds?"
2003-01-28 01:26:52 AM  
Seanbaby is a punkass loser. I'm not going to visit the site of someone who calls arab-americans "farking idiots" after september 11th, no matter how much he likes Cibo Matto.
2003-01-28 01:27:07 AM  
Is this the best we can come up with for a boobies link?
2003-01-28 01:28:17 AM  
this is hard to masterbait too.
2003-01-28 01:28:22 AM  




2003-01-28 01:29:07 AM  
Where's C64 Strip poker? Oh wait, it sucked.

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You know you played it.
2003-01-28 01:29:48 AM  
An update?

How's the weather in hell?
2003-01-28 01:30:56 AM  
Wow, a game called "Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em"

Oh, and the premise is exactly what you would expect it to be: You control two naked women who run back and forth trying to catch falling semen in their mouth.
2003-01-28 01:32:31 AM  
2003-01-28 01:32:47 AM  
Grivas-My dad busted me playing that when I was about 8. Nothing like early kitten killing games. Thanks for reminding me about that classic.
2003-01-28 01:34:08 AM  
EGM had this in their December issue. It was written by Seanbaby, so I guess I can't complain about someone ripping it off.
How is it ripping it off exactly? It was written by Seanbaby, and is on his site.
2003-01-28 01:36:49 AM  
That's why he can't complain.
2003-01-28 01:37:47 AM  
Farked? =/
2003-01-28 01:39:42 AM  
Wow, 1600 hits and its farked. Yay for IIS!
2003-01-28 01:41:21 AM  
If they had waited a couple of months, I'm sure Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball would have made the list.
2003-01-28 01:41:32 AM  
do people actually find this guy funny?
2003-01-28 01:41:37 AM  
It loaded.
2003-01-28 01:44:29 AM  
That was so funny. I didn't actually read any of the articles, but I think the pictures speak for themselves. Haha, i had no idea people were so perverted back then. The funniest pictures are the ones from atari games, cause you cant even tell that it is a person on the screen, but they still found that erotic back in the day. Thats so funny...
2003-01-28 01:46:35 AM  
Of course, this is a game from Japan. We should just be happy that that country of deviants showed the restraint of not having an octopus demon slither into the room and take a crap on her forehead.

good stuff.
2003-01-28 01:48:48 AM  
Great post
2003-01-28 01:49:43 AM  
Mmmm, "demonic organ-launching madness"....

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Fap, fap, fap....
2003-01-28 01:56:22 AM  
Get ready for liberty, slut, because God's Great America has just dropped its pants! Yee-HAW!

2003-01-28 01:56:38 AM  
2003-01-28 01:57:35 AM  
I'd let her play with my joystick anyday.
2003-01-28 01:59:46 AM  
anybody remember "Stroke it" for c64?
2003-01-28 02:04:55 AM  

2003-01-28 02:05:54 AM  
funniest thing i have ever read. where is the farking hilarious tag when you need it? didn't even mind minimum of actual boobies
2003-01-28 02:06:49 AM  
I've been waiting for a Seanbaby update for months, and the Atari that he runs his site on is dead. great.
2003-01-28 02:35:11 AM  
bmxxxx, wait until next year...
2003-01-28 02:36:37 AM  
If I knew it was going to be this kind of party, I'd stuck my d1ck in the Atari!
2003-01-28 02:40:13 AM  
Seanbaby = 100,000 times more entertaining than some lame satire news article.

Go Seanbaby!
2003-01-28 02:50:26 AM  
I now proclaim Miss World Nude '96 to be the worst game ever, and I didn't even need to play it.
2003-01-28 02:58:40 AM  
Christ on a rocketsled, I thought Seanbaby had given up on updating his site permanently.

Damn straight, Rightmindx. Seanbaby is the end boss of the internet.
2003-01-28 02:58:57 AM  
I remember this crappy text only game called "Soft Porn Adventure" for the APPLEII. It also had the same type of Strip Poker as the C64.

Whatever happened to the Leisure Suit Larry series?
2003-01-28 03:29:02 AM  
BOGUS. Mac Foxes is nowhere to be found.
2003-01-28 03:31:40 AM  
Seanbaby > every other stupid site that tries to be funny.
2003-01-28 03:46:02 AM  

Summary for the impatient: You're supposed to choose a "victim" and then ram a plastic finger into a rubber a$$hole to score points! And the machine has "Have a fun!" written above the prosthetic ass!
2003-01-28 03:48:44 AM  
Er.. This:
2003-01-28 04:11:26 AM  
I want to play Boong-Ga, Boong-ga!!
2003-01-28 04:14:52 AM  
I've only once made it to Seanbaby Man's secret disco stage, and his Glitter Blaster utterly destroyed me. Damn my feeble fingers.

Seriously, though, Seanbaby is the god of all that is funny everywhere. I'm glad he's back, because somethingawful was wearing a bit thin.
2003-01-28 08:22:14 AM  
Man, stroke it was a hilarious game. Nothing like trying to shoot pixilated spermies into an androgeonous(sp?) characters face.

I also used to play Samantha Fox strip poker on my C64

Good Times, Good Times
2003-01-28 08:59:28 AM  
That miss world game is so messed up on so many levels heh There used to be one in a truck stop somewhere in Philadelphia.. It plays basically like Qix but randomly takes away points for no apparent reason, and when you lose enough points you get that demon transformation thing, accompanied by a looping 3 second clip of some godawful euro techno. So not only is it not good porn (some of the chicks are SO bad its appalling), its a crappy game to boot.
2003-01-28 09:29:30 AM  
Beear: The last Leisure Suit Larry game was back in '96 I believe, LSL 7: Love for Sail (great game by the way). It ended with a hint at the next game LSL 8:Lust in Space. Lust in Space was going to make use of 3d graphics cards but Sierra pulled the plug on the project because int n' click adventure games were not selling as well as the FPSs and RPGs. Al Lowe (Larry creator) was axed but was not able to keep the rights to his creation to find Larry a new home. Sad stuff. You can visit to get Al's side of everything.
2003-01-28 09:45:15 AM  
This was once the dopest site on the web, they just haven't put new content up in about 6 months. You can take Jake on adventures through the world of being a big ole' pimp.

paste away:
2003-01-28 09:51:27 AM  
I tried convincing the gf to play "Boong-Ga Boong-Ga" once. Didn't work out all that well. Not sure how the real game goes, but I suspect you don't get hit too often.
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