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I've never forgotten Valentine's Day, but this will help me to remember.
Not that I was going to forget this year either. 11th anniversary for Wifey and I, really too bad we are not living together and she doesn't want to see me. Being closer to divorce than wedded bliss is the worst thing I have ever felt in my life.

Happy Valentine's Day to the rest of you!

She' hot, sexy undies and all, but am I alone in thinking that girl could do with an extra sammich or five? And I generally like em somewhat skinny, but it doesn't work here.

EightyEight: I've never forgotten Valentine's Day, but this will help me to remember.
Not that I was going to forget this year either. 11th anniversary for Wifey and I, really too bad we are not living together and she doesn't want to see me. Being closer to divorce than wedded bliss is the worst thing I have ever felt in my life.

Happy Valentine's Day to the rest of you!

Aw jeez, poor guy.

Just remember that they're God's second big mistake.


...the biggest being the appendix or something....

GNNR: She' hot, sexy undies and all, but am I alone in thinking that girl could do with an extra sammich or five? And I generally like em somewhat skinny, but it doesn't work here.

It's because you're a homosexual.

Woohoo! Domestic Violence for the win! It's a girl doing the beating, so it's funny!

I am married to a pregnant woman. I am not sure if I should just blow off Valentine's Day since she'll scream at me no matter what.

Now I was pretty sure I saw some nipl action in that vid. Or was I dreaming?

Good Girl!

That being said, a critique':
just to piss of the french.
Music was wrong.
The Model was wrong for the product, though she could probably sell sexy pirate/schoolgirl/nun/nurse/ et al outfits all day long.
just to piss of the latin/english nazis.
The camera work and editing were god-awefull and where the hell did they get "patent leather" shoes in a mid-90s Chezh design?
just to piss off the fashionizztaz...
I'm not saying I wouldn't bang her harder than the barn door Obama's banging shut the Bush's left open after the private horse auction, but Day-yum!
Quality of the paxkage sells, and that agency did not sell it for me.

GNNR: She' hot, sexy undies and all, but am I alone in thinking that girl could do with an extra sammich or five? And I generally like em somewhat skinny, but it doesn't work here.

Oh, and sorry, bro.
Done in three.

Baby who wants to love me sexy?....

Oh, I won't forget Valentine's day. I'm going to spend it in the bars trying to pick up lonely single women.

/Maybe catch me some cougars
//Rawr

EightyEight: I've never forgotten Valentine's Day, but this will help me to remember.
Not that I was going to forget this year either. 11th anniversary for Wifey and I, really too bad we are not living together and she doesn't want to see me. Being closer to divorce than wedded bliss is the worst thing I have ever felt in my life.

Happy Valentine's Day to the rest of you!

Marry the first one for love and the second one for money.

srtpointman: Marry the first one for love and the second one for money.

I did the first one but she won't leave so I can go find the money one!

Hellz Donkeys: Now I was pretty sure I saw some nipl action in that vid. Or was I dreaming?

No, I think I saw a nip exposed for a second there too... When she's doing that strip tease and she twirls around and the camera is zoomed in on her bosom.

/I'll be in my bunk

Enuratique: Hellz Donkeys: Now I was pretty sure I saw some nipl action in that vid. Or was I dreaming?

No, I think I saw a nip exposed for a second there too... When she's doing that strip tease and she twirls around and the camera is zoomed in on her bosom.

/I'll be in my bunk

Photographic Proof! (NSFW obviously) (new window)

I agree that girl needs a sammich.
She'd still get it though.

no nudity, but...

That's where I stopped reading.