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(Geno's World)		Penelope Cruz whines that she has never received a Valentine's Day card. She'll just have to settle for great looks, fame and cash (genosworld.blogspot.com)		30
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notmtwain		2009-02-09 10:50:06 AM

Way to unleash the stalkers, Penelope.

PC LOAD LETTER		2009-02-09 11:01:55 AM

I am her Valentine's Day card. My pubic hair is my signature.

CrankMyBlueSax		2009-02-09 11:30:50 AM

Hmmm, she is rather striking. I suppose I could allow her to let me penis her for the price of a Valentine's Day Card.

dahmers love zombie		2009-02-09 12:31:08 PM

I would be happy to give her a VD.

Card. A VD card.

tortilla burger		2009-02-09 01:49:40 PM

She should have gotten one from me. It's just that the card was stuck together

Trey Le Parc		2009-02-09 01:51:25 PM

What, has it already been five minutes since her last publicity stunt?

Hey, Sarcastica, here's another soul mate for you to AW over.

Bob Ondeeznuts		2009-02-09 01:51:27 PM

What a terrible website.

PeppaJack		2009-02-09 01:52:55 PM

Bob Ondeeznuts: What a terrible website.

My thoughts exactly.

Billygoat Gruff		2009-02-09 01:57:56 PM

Carrot sticks and sugar cubes dont make good gifts?

linc654		2009-02-09 02:01:58 PM

I know Tom Cruise has been there - can you catch crazy?

/ I'd take my chances ...

duncangonuts		2009-02-09 02:02:45 PM

Sarcastica75		2009-02-09 02:05:15 PM

Duncangonuts, you win an internet.

I would wreck her.

/repeatedly.

LonMead		2009-02-09 02:07:00 PM

I'd be interested in giving her a Valentines card. And maybe a nice pearl necklace.
www.cine365.com

/seriously.
/and a matching bracelet, too

Ncoded		2009-02-09 02:08:24 PM

PeppaJack: Bob Ondeeznuts: What a terrible website.

My thoughts exactly.

I got some sort of Pink thing with random links at first then I clicked the link again and got the green page with the article.

Kanemano		2009-02-09 02:17:59 PM

I'd give her one

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean, know what I mean.

nicksteel		2009-02-09 02:24:39 PM

linc654: I know Tom Cruise has been there - can you catch crazy?

/ I'd take my chances ...

he's been close, but I hear she did not like using a turkey baster.

texdent		2009-02-09 02:30:31 PM

I came for the pics. I leave slightly disappointed.

homemade amp		2009-02-09 02:45:08 PM

I still maintain that she looks like a chihuahua in the face.

/Oblig: she has a face?

unfarkingbelievable		2009-02-09 02:56:31 PM

Dear Penelope,

You are a delightfully talented actress who has entertained millions of people worldwide with your talent.

Happy Valentine's Day,

Love,
Your Fans

GNNR		2009-02-09 02:57:10 PM

She has an obviously nice figure and pretty eyes, but her face in general does 0 for me, nada... kinda homely actually IMHO. Banging bod though it seems.

bdub77		2009-02-09 03:37:22 PM

GNNR: She has an obviously nice figure and pretty eyes, but her face in general does 0 for me, nada... kinda homely actually IMHO. Banging bod though it seems.

Hey man. I know this is stating the obvious, but...you are a ph4g.

Belltower		2009-02-09 03:55:14 PM

GNNR: She has an obviously nice figure and pretty eyes, but her face in general does 0 for me, nada... kinda homely actually IMHO.

The distance between the bottom of her nose and the top of her upper lip is substantially shorter than average, and typical camera angles on her emphasize this. I think this makes her not pretty in the eyes of some.

Jness		2009-02-09 03:57:06 PM

Just doing my part.

www.softpedia.com

/hot!

Sarcastica75		2009-02-09 04:02:13 PM

Belltower: GNNR: She has an obviously nice figure and pretty eyes, but her face in general does 0 for me, nada... kinda homely actually IMHO.

The distance between the bottom of her nose and the top of her upper lip is substantially shorter than average, and typical camera angles on her emphasize this. I think this makes her not pretty in the eyes of some.

She has a nose job. But really, I think she's still lovely.

Also: she has a face?
/obligatory.

frepnog		2009-02-09 04:17:14 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Dear Penelope,

You are a delightfully talented actress who has entertained millions of people worldwide with your talent.

Happy Valentine's Day,

Love,
Your Fans

Talented? You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

/Hello, I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father?

rodeofrog		2009-02-09 04:31:12 PM

what a beautiful woman.

BEER_ME_in_CT		2009-02-09 05:37:22 PM

Penelope, Whats your address sweetheart?

acaciaavenue		2009-02-09 05:38:23 PM

Wow. Do I get any sympathy for shelling out for cards, chocolate, flowers and baubles - never resulting in getting laid by my ex-wife or girlfriends?

/Not fat
//Doesn't live in my parent's basement
///Socially well-adjusted
//// Uncanny knack for finding pinhead women