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28863 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2003 at 12:26 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-01-27 03:44:25 PM  
Hi Jay!
2003-01-27 03:48:05 PM  

I couldn't agree more... there are obviously lots of rips off of Fark.

Anyone who listens in the Detroit area already knows that 89X constantly rips off of Fark for their morning show ...
2003-01-27 03:53:31 PM  
Anyone have the original link to the original story she wrote? Can you post it here?
2003-01-27 03:54:50 PM  
The King of Toast: I know for a fact there is a radio station in PDX that gets everything from FARK and Drudge (but mainly FARK); why go to multiple sources when you can get all the news in one place (not to mention endless funny headlines and comments you can steal without worrying about copyrights).
2003-01-27 03:56:12 PM  
Leno's staff uses Fark and they still suck? Jay is actually a nice guy but his material and delivery are so painful.

So, did everyone send Kelly Roe and email??

original Article
2003-01-27 04:03:21 PM  
here's a thought:
/evil clown

I don't think you can crash the NU site. Even back in the 80's they were optical fibre and linked to a supercomputer at the U of I.

A high percentage of the original file sharing of music was done at NU, IIRC.

If anyone can do it, FARK can!
2003-01-27 04:04:04 PM  
Whatchoo complaining about, woman? Thanks to Fark, more people read your last column than all of your previous columns combined. You'll be begging us to link your stupid articles to Fark after next week when your readership dwindles back down to 12.
2003-01-27 04:05:13 PM  
Yes, but the question I have and the question on many people minds i'm sure is, is she hot?

She's a Republican, so I guess that would be no.
2003-01-27 04:08:37 PM  
We need a new thread to confirm RIP-stations that we KNOW for sure pull their content from Fark!!

89X rocks, but at least give credit to Fark ... you hear me Chuck and Dave?
2003-01-27 04:12:39 PM  
Yes, but the question I have and the question on many people minds i'm sure is, is she hot?

She's a Republican, so I guess that would be no.

Yeah, because we all know women who are Democrats are soooo hot:
[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-27 04:14:34 PM  
I can't remember. Is 31 old enough to be a dirty old man? If so, I can start cranking out the creepy e-mails.
2003-01-27 04:23:36 PM  
I'm sure she is a moderately attractive, moderately intelligent girl from a nice background and nice disposition who happened to call herself a dork and a geek without realizing that you can't be a dork or a geek with no knowledge of Fark.
2003-01-27 04:54:07 PM  
'people who are in love and married have polite sex ...'

I'm sure there have been many a nite when the neighbors have heard my husband and myself...

polite sex = boring sex

and I don't do boring...
2003-01-27 05:29:00 PM  
There has to be some Farker at Northwestern who can get us a pic...
2003-01-27 05:31:19 PM  
I think that Kelly is a runner... Just a hunch. =)
2003-01-27 05:39:33 PM  
WTF? the fark nazi commie system is filtering e-z 2 mas tur bate to?

The horror!
2003-01-27 06:05:03 PM  
She needs to STFU already.
2003-01-27 06:12:24 PM  
In the absence of a good picture, you have to settle with a crappy one.
[image from too old to be available]
2003-01-27 06:51:52 PM  
so are we going to SPAM her so that she will get 179 e-mails and therefore have not hit her peak...........?
well im not, just checking.
2003-01-27 06:55:07 PM  
I'd hit it.
2003-01-27 07:06:56 PM  
Yeah, I'd hit it too.
2003-01-27 07:10:06 PM  
I'd hit it
2003-01-27 07:11:48 PM  
Ok, I'm lazy, someone link to the loud sex article
2003-01-27 07:25:47 PM  
She looks sweet.

Add me to the chorus of people who'd hit it.

I just hope she's not one of those Objectivist nuts.

2003-01-27 07:28:42 PM  
i agree with Boobies, doom, and hockeyguy
2003-01-27 07:29:24 PM  
@Dartgeek1: Hey, what about me? I said I'd hit it, too!
2003-01-27 07:44:13 PM  
I hope she quotes some of these "I'd hit it" in her next article.
2003-01-27 07:49:36 PM  
Kelly Roe and daddy Roe are reading this thread. Guaranteed.
2003-01-27 07:50:26 PM  
Uncle Bonsai farking rocks. Thanks for the references, I'm going to have to dig up my old mix tapes with them on it.

"said he, he must have been a genius, he told me so himself, every morning at the breakfast table"
2003-01-27 07:56:10 PM  
The National Review needs to know of this girl.

Shawn Pickrell
2003-01-27 07:56:39 PM  
I dunno, kind of hard to judge hitability without a full body shot. She could be like the mom in that budweiser ad from superbowl. You, "what's her mom look like, that'll be her in 20 years".
2003-01-27 07:59:12 PM  

Does this mean I can look like a sexist pig in front of millions (well, thousands) of Americans?

I will say it's harder to act obnoxious when you know the object of your obnoxiousness could be reading. Witness my treatment of random women vs. my treatment of the Farkettes (I've complained a bit at people flirting slobbering over them.)

I'm sorry, Kelly, I take back the "I'd hit it" comments. Those are obonxious.

I do stand behind the Naional Review and "looks sweet" comments, though. Those I believe.

Shawn Pickrell
2003-01-27 08:11:59 PM  
my bad stpickrell ;) I agree with you too...

Now lets find her SS#!!!
2003-01-27 08:18:51 PM  
Yeah, you're right. However, I didn't post that I, personally would it.
2003-01-27 08:23:23 PM  
first sentence ended (pre-filter): easy too master-b8 too.

2003-01-27 08:34:25 PM  
If everyone is taking back these comments I guess I should too, for good measure. And To Kelly I apologize for objecting you to these.
2003-01-27 08:37:28 PM  
The article that started the FARK-a-thon can be found here.
2003-01-27 09:26:21 PM  
Now the question remains: Will France surrender to Fark?
2003-01-27 09:27:12 PM  
Dogbone: Or Trading Spaces.

Trading Spaces had Chris Wyld in an episode before he started hosting Taboo.

And Jimmy Kimmel and wife were in an episode Designer's Challenge. Of course, that's on HGTV, but whatever
2003-01-27 09:42:32 PM  
I wonder if this girl was going sarcastic or serious over fark linking to her article. Does she really think she is famous? I certainly hope not.

As for loud sex in college . . . my friends and I ran into that once or twice freshman year. We could hear the neighbors through CINDER BLOCK walls.

We scrawled something not really obscene, but fairly embarrassing, on the neighbor's white board.
2003-01-27 09:42:48 PM  
K.Roe <--------- Needs a good fark....

Quietly of course.....
2003-01-27 09:54:53 PM  
I once had to deal with the neighbors having loud sex in the next apartment. Was really bad, cause their bed kept slamming up against our common wall and I could hear every word and moan.

Normally, I wouldn't care, but it was two men and I'm straight and I was under constant fear that I'd get gay cooties through the wall and involuntarily pop a stiffie.

Like, it's not too fun to hear the slapping of skin, moans, then someone cuming, then hear the sound of hands slapping flesh and then the phrase "OK, my turn" and having to go through it all again...
2003-01-27 09:57:22 PM  
Northwestern is my Duke. Northwestern sucks. It sucks hard.
2003-01-27 10:09:53 PM  
I think i would do her. Kelly Roe can have loud jut out of prison sex with me.
2003-01-27 10:25:32 PM  
Bah... Number one academic experience in the country according to the Princeton Review, and we beat Duke in football this year. :p
2003-01-27 10:27:30 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I'd lay her down by the fire.
2003-01-27 10:36:12 PM  
I had a military couple keep me awake with loud screaming in college. Then one day he had to get some sort of clearance, and a guy in a trench coat came by asking the neighbors questions. I told on them!
2003-01-27 11:22:19 PM  
Weave...that amuses me.

I'd hit it.
2003-01-27 11:25:16 PM  
Kelly Roe looks like a cute one.
2003-01-27 11:35:49 PM  
I'm not taking it back.

I'd still hit it.

Kelly to friend on phone: "I finally got back at my neighbors last night! Yeah! Well, this amazing guy I met on gave me the shagging of my life, and we were so loud! The windows were rattling, it was awesome! No... I haven't heard back from him yet. He left before I got up. *sigh*"
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