Hahaha, look how close his eyes are to eachother. He must be George Bush's cousin.

i see nothing sexual about this...

It must be true love.

She's really selling herself short. She could have a far better looking pedo.

don't worry... i'm on it.

I have a 90's white cougar but I haven't been to a function like this.
And of course I am getting a kick....

/brakes don't work
//no front damage

When I first RTFA I laughed and thought, "What a freakin' geek" then it hit me - that guy is raping a 14 year old girl.

Comic Book Guy?

A friend of mine had a hobby shop that sold everything, including anime stuff. He said the guys that were into Japanese anime were the weirdest, way out farkers around.

WORD

The_Original_Roxtar: don't worry... i'm on it.

One free internets for you sir.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hahaha, look how close his eyes are to eachother. He must be George Bush's cousin.

Hey, he's not in office any more so you can quite douching up the message boards with stupid political crap and go back to TV in your mama's basement.

Taking bets on if the girl went willingly.

Alternate description of the suspect

Chronomorte: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hahaha, look how close his eyes are to eachother. He must be George Bush's cousin.

Hey, he's not in office any more so you can quite douching up the message boards with stupid political crap and go back to TV in your mama's basement.

WOW!

That's genius. "Mama's basement"

Did you major in literature?

I can't believe the amount of quality insults that come out of fark.

You must really spend a lot of time writing your posts.

Do you do them in MS Word first?

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/wheres gorgor

DaShredda: WOW!

That's genius. "Mama's basement"

Did you major in literature?

I can't believe the amount of quality insults that come out of fark.

You must really spend a lot of time writing your posts.

Do you do them in MS Word first?

That has to be the WORST insult to someone being lame

swahnhennessy: What an anime fan may look like

lol! busted!

too-old:
That has to be the WORST insult to someone being lame

You are a true literary master.

Notice the use of all capitals on "WORST".

That mean's it's true.

Mister Gone: Taking bets on if the girl went willingly.


She's 14. They're not considered people at that age. Her intentions are irrelevant.

She could have hunted down one of the creepy old dudes still hanging out at the comic shop and offered to bone him while dressed like a Pokemon at every hotel in exchange for a ride (because Mom said she couldn't go...) and it's still kidnap and rape.

/though, yeah, $5 she went willingly...

Chronomorte: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Hahaha, look how close his eyes are to eachother. He must be George Bush's cousin.

Hey, he's not in office any more so you can quite douching up the message boards with stupid political crap and go back to TV in your mama's basement.

Awww, it seems as though I've offended Bush's own personal Chris Crocker. Suck my balls.

In other news, you just rewarded a cosplayer with a green light.

/Kidding..
//TETSUA!

Pedophilia at an anime convention?

We're just assuming that sex is involved.

/Though I think we can safely assume he wants it to be.
//This is what happens when you dedicate yourself to images of hot babes with big child heads.
///ikki indeed

DaShredda

people laugh at me when i mention I bust out in full costume at anime conventions

/and then I laugh too

This poses a great difficulty. So, we want to find her, but she's probably dressed up in some sort of "anime" costume. She may be hard to recognize from the police wanted posters.

If only we could find some sort of person who knows about image manipulation and also about anime... then they could create pictures of her as she is likely to look. But where could we find someone who knows about both of those things?

JamisonJamieJames: DaShredda

people laugh at me when i mention I bust out in full costume at anime conventions

/and then I laugh too

Yeah, fo rizzle.

It's not supposed to be serious. Nobody dresses up as Vash or Spike and really thinks they're them.

It's just about farking around and having fun.

But then you get a lot of Americuns who are like "Haha ha ha LOL You are Losers!" while they work 9-5 in an office then go home and watch Americun Idol.

I find the reality people are anime conventions are farked up freaks.

And you know what?farked up freaks are freakin awesome.

ha. i'm working on a project for school about adults with "childlike" hobbies such as cosplay. I've met some truly interesting people...

British: Pedophilia at an anime convention?

Disturbingly this.

Mister Gone 2009-02-07 10:38:18 AM
Taking bets on if the girl went willingly.

It doesn't matter that she went willingly, the laws say's that is a no no.
She is a little cutie "anime" a betting he poured pork into her little sugar bowl.
Oh, and he can change his name to yours, (Mister Gone) because he is gonna be gone to jail. nuff said

sinceyoudied2: ha. i'm working on a project for school about adults with "childlike" hobbies such as cosplay. I've met some truly interesting people...

Do you also interview sports fans?

Nnnnerrrrddsssssss, etc.

DaShredda: sinceyoudied2: ha. i'm working on a project for school about adults with "childlike" hobbies such as cosplay. I've met some truly interesting people...

Do you also interview sports fans?

well, rooting for a sports team is considered "okay" for an adult to do. dressing as vash the stampede or the goblin king from labyrinth isn't.

Of course, if you coerce a desperate, hormone-riddled 14 year old to go with you halfway across the country, and have your story and pictures pasted all over the intarwebs with a very exact first destination, then the brilliant thing to do is to go to a goddamn anime convention where everyone knows you're going.

Smart money says that they're at some trailer in the woods somewhere.

Besides, I've been to Tecumseh. If I lived there, I'd have sex with a dirty old man to get away too.

sinceyoudied2: DaShredda: sinceyoudied2: ha. i'm working on a project for school about adults with "childlike" hobbies such as cosplay. I've met some truly interesting people...

Do you also interview sports fans?

well, rooting for a sports team is considered "okay" for an adult to do. dressing as vash the stampede or the goblin king from labyrinth isn't.

That's true.

But I don't wear costumes to bars.

You know, "Hey look, I'm wearing and Eagles jersey just like an Eagles player."

"Hey look, I'm wearing a Cowboys Jersey. I must be awesome too."

They're kinda the same thing.

The only difference is one is done by a majority in a select country.

/PS woot David Bowie

Isn't it obvious?

She and he are in an online relationship.

They've been in one for months, more than likely, and have been planning this.

I have friends who are going to this convention, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies...