Did they arrest the man in the boat? Or did he disappear from the scene when things got hairy?

"Ummm, we detained Miss Demeanor enough. Thank you for your time. Sorry for bothering you."

Good thing they have that problem licked

that place went south long ago.

Oh my.

Did they have to beat off any pimps during the raid?

If they can penetrate this ring, they ought to be able to tag a lot of other prostitutes.

It used to be a nice tight community. But by the time the kids left, it was just too big. I can't get comfortable with so much looseness.

No happy ending for anyone involved.

By Jim McKinnon, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Have a great weekend Mr. McKinnon.

You have done your job well. (golf clap)

/hawt

Today's unfortunate headline - Police rub one out at Beaver County massage parlor

FTFY

Lionel Mandrake: Well, I hope they tap a hard-ass prosecutor to deliver some fast, stiff penal justice.

/thread over.

Gee. Asian women huh? In Beaver County no less.

/have had a massage so I'm getting a kick....

when are they going to change the name of beaver county into something a little more classy.

i dunno Mufftown?

I made the mistake of exiting the highway there.

Finding a brothel wouldn't be difficult. Not finding one would be the trick.

"By Jim McKinnon, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette"

Okay Jim, what's your TF login?

I don't get it.

HAHA! That article is full of win!

/approves
//hot (obviously)

Penis. Vagina.

onebadgungan: Penis. Vagina.

Ohhh.

Now I get it.

Now where will I take my poor stressed out little beaver? He has enough on his plate building dams that Greenpeace tear down.

I'm reminded of the time, back in '69, when the Beaver County gondola driver went missing. All the gentlemen of the county couldn't find him, with all their probing and prodding. Not even when the ladies of the county clearly described him as a little bald-headed man wearing a hood.

Then along came Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus knew Beaver county quite well...every nook and cranny, every bush and bog. He found the little bald man in the boat, and gave him quite the tongue lashing, up one side and down the other.

Beaver County has been quite fond of Colonel Angus ever since.

Now THERE's yer stimulus plan.

/Time to take a hard line & a wide stance on this issue , Senator...

Speaking as a massage therapist, I ain't goin' anywhere near this thread!

/oh, wait...

The Southern Dandy: I'm reminded of the time, back in '69, when the Beaver County gondola driver went missing. All the gentlemen of the county couldn't find him, with all their probing and prodding. Not even when the ladies of the county clearly described him as a little bald-headed man wearing a hood.

Then along came Colonel Angus. Colonel Angus knew Beaver county quite well...every nook and cranny, every bush and bog. He found the little bald man in the boat, and gave him quite the tongue lashing, up one side and down the other.

Beaver County has been quite fond of Colonel Angus ever since.

You win teh internet.

*groan* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... *groan*

headline writer is a cunning linguist

my ex went to "beaver local high school" in that area - I always told her that local beaver was the the best.

/well, it was was until the divorce

Oh Snapper!

Or....

Ain't those asian gals hot?

mryoop789: Someone did that on purpose.

Exactly. How often do you see a headline say a company got "rubbed out" by police?

Unfortunate headlines are only funny when they're unintentional, subby.

Homestead? Yeesh. I remember that as a small, hidden, economically depressed community of old people.

/although, had I known of this in high school, I might have tried it anyway
//beaver
///big beaver, little beaver, it's all good

I just wrote a letter to the editor using the Farkisms in this thread. Is there anyone that may be able to tell me the repercussions of me doing this?

"I would like to comment on the article by Mr. McKinnon titled Police Rub Out Beaver County Massage Parlor.

Mr. McKinnon you have proven yourself to be a very cunning linguist with the article.

I hope that they tap a hard prosecutor to deliver some fast, stiff penal justice to those involved with this dastardly group and that other groups are licked and go south as well.

If the Police can penetrate this ring, they should be able to tag a lot of other prostitutes".

Whatcha think? Comments are welcome.

Final Draft:

Mr. McKinnon you have proven yourself to be a very cunning linguist with the article.

This used to be a nice tight community but after this began it was just too big. I can't get comfortable with such looseness.

I just hope that they tap a hard prosecutor to deliver some fast, stiff penal justice to those involved with this dastardly group and that other groups are licked and go south as well.

As it is with todays justice system I hope that no pimps had to be beaten during the raid or they may get off.

If the police can penetrate this ring, they should be able to tag a lot of other prostitutes.

And sent. Thanks Farkers

Zero, you're killin' me, TOO LATE. It's been sent. I'lll let you know if they fall for it.

Post Gazette=> They might.

GaryPDX: mryoop789: Someone did that on purpose.

No shiat..yea .that's too obscure for coincidence.



/hotlink like a sausage

A story with a happy ending.

/you speak of country matters?

he's spent every last cent at Madame Wu's Filipino Palace

"You've been spending our rent money on Phillipino hookers?"
"They're not hookers, they're massage therapists"
"Yea they'll massage your cawk for money."
"There is a word for that...I think it's hooker!"


\\can never get enough grandmas boy

I just reached around and rubbed one out of my wife's beaver, so she is getting a kick out of this thread.

\And also from my deft finger action.