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(NYPost)   Want a copy of the Sports Illustrated annual swimsuit issue? You won't be able to buy it at Wal-Mart   (nypost.com) divider line 130
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2009-02-06 09:29:33 AM
as much as i came in here to bash walmart, it doesn't seem to be their fault this time
 
2009-02-06 09:38:58 AM
You can't let those regular wal-mart shoppers develop an unhealthy and unrealistic view of what woman are like. Smooth legs, shaved mustache, 32 teeth, not having such mass as to avoid small pets and objects developing orbits around you. There are only maybe like a dozen women in the world (tops) like this, Its not fair to have to expose normal women to that.
 
2009-02-06 09:42:59 AM
Damn...

Oh wait...I don't go there anyway..

/Wal-Mart free for the past year and a half
//If I can do it, anybody can!
 
2009-02-06 09:43:47 AM
Pffft....

Big deal. The swimsuit issue is sold EVERYWHERE ELSE. It's not like Wal-Mart, Kroger, and Safeway were the only stores carrying it. Geez, it's like when porn is sold. Just go to the 7-11, Borders, or Barnes and Noble.
 
2009-02-06 09:44:46 AM
Someone needs to find a new wholesaler until the current one comes to realize they are not the big player here.
 
2009-02-06 09:44:50 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: You can't let those regular wal-mart shoppers develop an unhealthy and unrealistic view of what woman are like. Smooth legs, shaved mustache, 32 teeth, not having such mass as to avoid small pets and objects developing orbits around you. There are only maybe like a dozen women in the world (tops) like this, Its not fair to have to expose normal women to that.

Over in two.
 
2009-02-06 09:45:36 AM
Why would I want to buy it if they've got empty racks?
 
2009-02-06 09:45:56 AM
I think this thread should be used less for Wal-Mart bashing and more for posting Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue pics.

/kthxbye
 
2009-02-06 09:46:08 AM
It always about money and boobies. The two never seem to far apart from each other.
 
2009-02-06 09:46:56 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: You can't let those regular wal-mart shoppers develop an unhealthy and unrealistic view of what woman are like. Smooth legs, shaved mustache, 32 teeth, not having such mass as to avoid small pets and objects developing orbits around you. There are only maybe like a dozen women in the world (tops) like this, Its not fair to have to expose normal women to that.

I see you have actually been to Wal-Mart.

Next time, don't forget to mention the personal hygiene issues.
 
2009-02-06 09:48:20 AM
vudukungfu: Uchiha_Cycliste: You can't let those regular wal-mart shoppers develop an unhealthy and unrealistic view of what woman are like. Smooth legs, shaved mustache, 32 teeth, not having such mass as to avoid small pets and objects developing orbits around you. There are only maybe like a dozen women in the world (tops) like this, Its not fair to have to expose normal women to that.

Over in two.


This
 
2009-02-06 09:48:31 AM
Walmart has magazines?

Walmart shoppers....read?
 
2009-02-06 09:49:02 AM
Burr: Damn...

Oh wait...I don't go there anyway..

/Wal-Mart free for the past year and a half
//If I can do it, anybody can!


farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2009-02-06 09:49:08 AM
"Wal-Mart Empties Racks"

...is that supposed to be some kind of (really bad) double entendre??
 
2009-02-06 09:49:39 AM
OH my God The Childrens, What about the Childrens! we don't want to expose them to something they can see at beach in real life or on your computer while parents are out of the room.

Obviously this won't be in Walmart - It's not made by Slave kids or the Chinese. WALMART sending money and jobs to China since 1969.
 
2009-02-06 09:50:32 AM
BlorfMaster: Walmart has magazines?

Walmart shoppers....read?


Sure, Romance novels, Soap Opera Digest, NASCAR Monthy, word search puzzles...
 
2009-02-06 09:50:50 AM
Glitchwerks: I think this thread should be used less for Wal-Mart bashing and more for posting Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue pics.

/kthxbye


tbn1.google.com

Here's a picture of an SI swimsuit edition. I gotcha covered.
 
2009-02-06 09:51:09 AM
sex is bad, mmmkay?
 
2009-02-06 09:51:24 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: You can't let those regular wal-mart shoppers develop an unhealthy and unrealistic view of what woman are like. Smooth legs, shaved mustache, 32 teeth, not having such mass as to avoid small pets and objects developing orbits around you. There are only maybe like a dozen women in the world (tops) like this, Its not fair to have to expose normal women to that.

You, are a glorious bastard.

/new keyboard, monitor, etc
 
2009-02-06 09:52:07 AM
<sarcasm>But can I still get guns there? That's the important question because we all know magazines are more harmful than guns.</sarcasm>
 
2009-02-06 09:52:32 AM
Whatever the reason, this should forestall any stampede worries.
 
2009-02-06 09:53:06 AM
Hasn't their place been thoroughly usurped by internet pr0n yet? Why do they still publish stuff like this? Who buys these, honestly? Anyone?
 
2009-02-06 09:54:14 AM
XFactor420: OH my God The Childrens, What about the Childrens! we don't want to expose them to something they can see at beach in real life or on your computer while parents are out of the room.

Obviously this won't be in Walmart - It's not made by Slave kids or the Chinese. WALMART sending money and jobs to China since 1969.


Did you even consider reading the article before you posted?
 
2009-02-06 09:54:33 AM
Thank you Wal-Mart for forcing Target to have low prices. I can shop there and get better crap for cheaper because of you and never have to set foot in one of your shiatty stores!
 
2009-02-06 09:54:42 AM
www.hybridcars.com

The smug is strong in this thread.
 
2009-02-06 09:55:36 AM
BlorfMaster: Walmart has magazines?

Walmart shoppers....read?


Wait, wait.. are you implying that you don't know anything at all about the things you make fun of?

This is fark, sir. Change your attitude.
 
2009-02-06 09:56:51 AM
What SI swimsuit models may look like:

www.iwatchstuff.com

www.funmunch.com



i28.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-06 09:58:21 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: You can't let those regular wal-mart shoppers develop an unhealthy and unrealistic view of what woman are like. Smooth legs, shaved mustache, 32 teeth, not having such mass as to avoid small pets and objects developing orbits around you. There are only maybe like a dozen women in the world (tops) like this, Its not fair to have to expose normal women to that.


and of course you know what everyone who shops at Walmart looks like because you've NEVER been in there. Oooo, let's bash a store, I'm sooo hip and trendy...

Where are the swimsuit pics dammit!
 
2009-02-06 09:58:45 AM
If it's a swimsuit issue, shouldn't it have more swimsuits and less half naked women? Just sayin...
 
2009-02-06 09:59:05 AM
Thanks Byno!!!! Ask and you shall receive!
 
2009-02-06 09:59:30 AM
Hasn't the internet made the swimsuit issue completely irrelevant anyway?
 
2009-02-06 10:00:17 AM
k-MartWal-Mart Sucks
upload.moldova.org
 
2009-02-06 10:00:40 AM
I can see Walfart without SI, but oh my gods...no Star? No National Inquirer? daren't the thought
 
2009-02-06 10:00:49 AM
I like Walmart.

/really
//wishes one was closer to me
///lives in smugville
 
2009-02-06 10:01:06 AM
Web_Slinger: Uchiha_Cycliste: You can't let those regular wal-mart shoppers develop an unhealthy and unrealistic view of what woman are like. Smooth legs, shaved mustache, 32 teeth, not having such mass as to avoid small pets and objects developing orbits around you. There are only maybe like a dozen women in the world (tops) like this, Its not fair to have to expose normal women to that.


and of course you know what everyone who shops at Walmart looks like because you've NEVER been in there. Oooo, let's bash a store, I'm sooo hip and trendy...


Yes; yes I am.

Where are the swimsuit pics dammit!

I posted an SI swimsuit edition.
 
2009-02-06 10:02:08 AM
This is a non-event as far as I'm concerned. If I don't need Coleman lantern fuel, I'm not going there.
 
2009-02-06 10:02:33 AM
Said it before and I'll say it again...

Any person who posts in a Fark thread who can be easily proven to have not read the article should be banned for a week.
 
2009-02-06 10:03:11 AM
idrow: But can I still get guns there? That's the important question because we all know magazines are more harmful than guns.

They're called "clips" not "magazines."
 
2009-02-06 10:03:28 AM
ElwoodCuse: Hasn't the internet made the swimsuit issue completely irrelevant anyway?

Nah, those of us who don't have iPhones find magazines easier to read in the bathroom.
 
2009-02-06 10:04:32 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Where are the swimsuit pics dammit!
I posted an SI swimsuit edition


I missed that post, although I buy all my cleaners and TP at Walmart you have redeemed yourself good sir. please carry on...
 
2009-02-06 10:04:40 AM
Glitchwerks: I think this thread should be used less for Wal-Mart bashing and more for posting Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue pics.

/kthxbye


If you're not going to provide the material............
 
2009-02-06 10:04:43 AM
heard they were getting out of the guns N ammo bitness too
 
2009-02-06 10:05:40 AM
Web_Slinger: Thanks Byno!!!! Ask and you shall receive!

I haz moar:

i.cdn.turner.com

img76.exs.cx

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2009-02-06 10:05:46 AM
RTFA - Did you even consider reading the article before you posted?

Why would i want to do that?
 
2009-02-06 10:06:41 AM
I work for a magazine distributor that's in the middle of an industry-wide meltdown, and I'm really getting a kick out of your replies.
 
2009-02-06 10:07:10 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Said it before and I'll say it again...

Any person who posts in a Fark thread who can be easily proven to have not read the article should be banned for a week.

How about headlines that misrepresent the article?

/I feel so old.
//also kind of cold.
///little gassy
//should have stopped at old, huh?
/live and learn.
 
2009-02-06 10:07:15 AM
Print is dead. They're just fighting over the carcass ;)
 
2009-02-06 10:08:02 AM
ElwoodCuse
Hasn't the internet made the swimsuit issue completely irrelevant anyway?


My thoughts exactly.
 
2009-02-06 10:08:06 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Said it before and I'll say it again...

Any person who posts in a Fark thread who can be easily proven to have not read the article should be banned for a week.


What makes you think that reading the article would necessarily effect what is posted? Here at Fark the headlines are jumping off points. If the article captivates you, comment as such. If you see a joke to be made sometimes you gotta roll with it. You yourself chose to post on posters instead of surcharges; didn't you commit the same crime?
 
2009-02-06 10:09:43 AM
fernanernie: ElwoodCuse
Hasn't the internet made the swimsuit issue completely irrelevant anyway?

My thoughts exactly.


The day that I'm so jaded that a pretty girl in a bikini does nothing for me is the day I suck the lead out of a .45
 
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