We're russians, vodak and handguns involved?

Not the worst chess story I've ever heard then.

He gets his swords above the waistline sunshine!

Touché.

I am also curious at who in the hell drinks beer and plays chess.

Sybarite: A female friend of the men, who was in the kitchen making quesadillas, called police.

Why thank you, extraneous information man!

Very shoddy reporting. Were they chicken? Pork? Veggie?

The "stab em in the gut" gambit is quite popular in the Bay Area. They usually don't use swords.

Was probably an argument over En passant. But in areas of dispute over chess etiquette, it's always been the custom to let the guy with the sword win.

pawned?

buzzbeepbeep: pawned?

Yes, I would say so.

eddyatwork: I am also curious at who in the hell drinks beer and plays chess.

*raises hand*

/and smokes too. but then I usually lose.

tallguywithglasseson: Sybarite: A female friend of the men, who was in the kitchen making quesadillas, called police.

Why thank you, extraneous information man!

But what KIND of quesadillas were they? Just cheese? Chicken?

Story is a little light on details.

They weren't even Quesadillas. They were Empassantanadas.

Sybarite: A female friend of the men, who was in the kitchen making quesadillas, called police.


Why thank you, extraneous information man!

Not extraneous enough! I want to know if they were beef or steak quesadillas!

real shaman:
The "stab em in the gut butt" gambit is quite popular in the Bay Area. They usually don't use swords.

fixed

A female friend of the men, who was in the kitchen making quesadillas, called police.


The backstory really makes her seem much more real as a character.
A+

"Checkmate? Bollocks to this!"

/not obscure
//nothing's obscure

Champion of wrestling/chess

/Lanny is Macho Man's brother.

What ever happened to the good ole' days when acid was the choice of chess players?

It is not a GAME we play...I AM Superwoman!!!!!!

eddyatwork: He gets his swords above the waistline sunshine!

I lul'd.

One night of drunk chess makes the looooserrr stabby...

Pawn, Jump the Queen....Knight, jump the queen...Everybody jump the queen....Gangbang!!!

They say fencing is the physical equivalent of chess, but geez, guys...
"I'm moving my pawn here."
"Well, I'm going to take it en passant."
"Hey, you can't make an en passant attack with a rook!"
"No, but I can with a sabre!"

Should have ended the fight before the knives came out.

The fight could have been ended with one solid right in Bangkok.

Madame Psychosis: Solid State Vittles: Sybarite: A female friend of the men, who was in the kitchen making quesadillas, called police.

Why thank you, extraneous information man!

Very shoddy reporting. Were they chicken? Pork? Veggie?

They were chess quesadillas. In queso you wanted to know...

GROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

Still, mmmmmm......quesadillas.

Sounds like something Morreski would do.
Hmm, checking article, the guy was the same age...
(Life's a Zoo ref...)

A photograph of the scene.

this remind me of the beginning of the rerun House episode last night. some guy loses a game of speed chess to some annoying little brat, and says, "good game" and offers his hand to the winner. instead of shaking his hand, the chess brat jumps up on the table and begins smashing the loser's head in with the chess clock.

while i have often thought of doing the same thing, it was never after winning a game.

The game of chess is like a sword fight... You must think first, before you get all stabby.

here's what happens when chess goes bad (nsfw language):

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A female friend of the men, who was in the kitchen making quesadillas

ok, so how were they?

He should have let the wookiee win.

just came to say how much i love the word "stabby"

/DNRTFA
//DNRTFT
/stabby stabby

Something went wrong.

r1niceboy: He should have let the wookiee win.

THIS

It boggles my mind that the farking police don't know what the murder-inducing arguement was about, yet we know DO what the woman who reported the crime was cooking for dinner. Are we sure it was actually the police who responded and not some members of Congress?

Sybarite: A female friend of the men, who was in the kitchen making quesadillas, called police.


Why thank you, extraneous information man!

Damn, on the first one, even. Is journalism dead yet?