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(Cinematical)   Creepy Twilight fan makes creepy felt womb complete with creepy felt mutant fetus   ( cinematical.com) divider line
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2009-02-05 02:19:44 PM  
neat, yet disturbing.....
 
2009-02-05 02:19:48 PM  
What the hell was that? Why would he make a womb was it a main charater or something?
 
2009-02-05 02:20:30 PM  
Oh my. I can take your obsession with co-dependent relationships, Twilight fans, but this is too far.

/just jealous because intense obsessive men don't choose me from afar to worship
//not
 
2009-02-05 02:20:32 PM  
Okay, that's it. Twilight fans, please kill yourselves.

Yes, all of you. Sorry, but enough's enough.
 
2009-02-05 02:21:02 PM  
WTF? Honestly now, that's just taking fanaticism to a whole new disgusting level. The fact that the womb looks hairy isn't helping either.
 
2009-02-05 02:22:03 PM  

HellblazerPrime: Okay, that's it. Twilight fans, please kill yourselves.

Yes, all of you. Sorry, but enough's enough.


/Agreed
 
2009-02-05 02:24:54 PM  
....God I hate Twilight fans....

/yes, all of you
//Especially YOU!
 
2009-02-05 02:26:55 PM  
Flash of inspiration! I was trying to think of what to tell my friend to convince her twilight is a piece of crap, and I think I'll go with "emotional porn". Any other ideas?
 
2009-02-05 02:28:15 PM  
braedan
HellblazerPrime: Okay, that's it. Twilight fans, please kill yourselves.

Yes, all of you. Sorry, but enough's enough.

/Agreed


Ditto. Though I think they could make Halloween candy out of this; the "Cadbury Creme Fetus." Chocolate, cherry cordial, and just a hint of something else.
 
2009-02-05 02:28:45 PM  
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2009-02-05 02:29:47 PM  
I was trying to think of what to tell my friend to convince her twilight is a piece of crap, and I think I'll go with "emotional porn". Any other ideas?

Tell her it's the Mormon idea of sexist BDSM fanfic, only written badly, with no safewords, and the BDSM is supposed to be mainstream and totally normal for teenage girls.
 
2009-02-05 02:30:51 PM  

gmpilot: Flash of inspiration! I was trying to think of what to tell my friend to convince her twilight is a piece of crap, and I think I'll go with "emotional porn". Any other ideas?


Trite, regressive poorly written emotional porn?
 
2009-02-05 02:31:51 PM  
I-I-I don't understand...

Why? Why would you make something like this?! Do something productive! Go outside! If you want to do something creepy, just make a furry outfit and go mount something vaguely animal-shaped.

Holy Christ, I think my mind just crapped its metaphorical pants in horror!
 
2009-02-05 02:39:21 PM  
Xioxia: WTF? Honestly now, that's just taking fanaticism to a whole new disgusting level. The fact that the womb looks hairy isn't helping either.

Agreed. What the fark is wrong with people?
 
2009-02-05 02:40:27 PM  
This is really weird. I am a big fan of lots of nerdy stuff but have never felt compelled to make a craft inspired by a show/book/movie. I guess fanatics of anything do crazy shiat. No reason to treat these people any different than Star Wars fanatics. So let the ridicule flow.
 
2009-02-05 02:41:48 PM  
Twilight: The new idiot barometer.
 
2009-02-05 02:43:49 PM  

Gunny Highway: This is really weird. I am a big fan of lots of nerdy stuff but have never felt compelled to make a craft inspired by a show/book/movie. I guess fanatics of anything do crazy shiat. No reason to treat these people any different than Star Wars fanatics. So let the ridicule flow.


As weird and annoying as Star Wars and Star Trek fans can be, atleast I've never heard of one of them attempting to recreate a 16 year old rape victim's womb. Out of felt, no less.
 
2009-02-05 02:45:00 PM  

Gunny Highway: This is really weird. I am a big fan of lots of nerdy stuff but have never felt compelled to make a craft inspired by a show/book/movie. I guess fanatics of anything do crazy shiat. No reason to treat these people any different than Star Wars fanatics. So let the ridicule flow.


I've never seen a Queen Amidala fetus with little luke and leia.
 
2009-02-05 02:45:04 PM  

Gunny Highway: No reason to treat these people any different than Star Wars fanatics. So let the ridicule flow.


Sorry, Star Wars fan here, declaring myself better than Twilight fans. Flame away.
 
2009-02-05 02:46:33 PM  

mooseyfate: Gunny Highway: This is really weird. I am a big fan of lots of nerdy stuff but have never felt compelled to make a craft inspired by a show/book/movie. I guess fanatics of anything do crazy shiat. No reason to treat these people any different than Star Wars fanatics. So let the ridicule flow.

As weird and annoying as Star Wars and Star Trek fans can be, atleast I've never heard of one of them attempting to recreate a 16 year old rape victim's womb. Out of felt, no less.


You seem to know the basics of the story (not saying you like it, you clearly do not), when did she get pregnant? How did she get pregnant? Why is it a monster fetus?

Also, how old is that girl?

And two more.......

Why would someone make a felt womb of an (presumably) under 18 year old girl? And is that illegal in some way? (it should be)
 
2009-02-05 02:47:58 PM  

mooseyfate: As weird and annoying as Star Wars and Star Trek fans can be, atleast I've never heard of one of them attempting to recreate a 16 year old rape victim's womb. Out of felt, no less.


Ah Ha. Not familiar with the story. Nevermind that is much creepier.

Mugato: Sorry, Star Wars fan here, declaring myself better than Twilight fans. Flame away.


My humble apologies sir. I clearly underestimated the creepiness of this new fad.
 
2009-02-05 02:50:04 PM  
I warned you all..!

I warned you that anime and manga would lead to this sort of writing in mainstream stuff, and you didn't listen to me.

I warned you that the yaoi crap filling your local Barnes & Noble shelves was rotting girls' brains, and you didn't listen to me.

I warned you that the anime tendency to make everyone androgynous and ridiculously melodramatic would cause a major backlash in fiction, and you didn't prevent it!

I warned you that the anime-inspired fanfic was going to lead to one of the fanfic writers becoming a published author, and you didn't stop them before it was too late.

Now... It's too late. Steph was just the first. Furries will soon be writing best-sellers and movie scripts.
 
2009-02-05 02:54:53 PM  

Gunny Highway: mooseyfate: As weird and annoying as Star Wars and Star Trek fans can be, atleast I've never heard of one of them attempting to recreate a 16 year old rape victim's womb. Out of felt, no less.

Ah Ha. Not familiar with the story. Nevermind that is much creepier.

Mugato: Sorry, Star Wars fan here, declaring myself better than Twilight fans. Flame away.

My humble apologies sir. I clearly underestimated the creepiness of this new fad.


Check out his jar of wookie smegma and his collection of taun-taun menstrual clumps. He's serious on this :)
 
2009-02-05 02:55:03 PM  
Seriously.
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props to shinga



Twilight apparently ends in the biggest brainfark in the history of pre-teen wangst.
 
2009-02-05 02:55:05 PM  

bglove25: gmpilot: Flash of inspiration! I was trying to think of what to tell my friend to convince her twilight is a piece of crap, and I think I'll go with "emotional porn abstinence only propaganda". Any other ideas?

Trite, regressive poorly written emotional porn abstinence only propaganda?


FTFY
 
2009-02-05 02:55:06 PM  
That's the kind of thing you don't show other people.

Like a taint-wart.
 
2009-02-05 02:56:06 PM  

ZeroCorpse:
Now... It's too late. Steph was just the first. Furries will soon be writing best-sellers and movie scripts.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/Star Wars fan
//Twilight fans make me feel normal
 
2009-02-05 02:56:31 PM  

Gunny Highway: mooseyfate: As weird and annoying as Star Wars and Star Trek fans can be, atleast I've never heard of one of them attempting to recreate a 16 year old rape victim's womb. Out of felt, no less.

Ah Ha. Not familiar with the story. Nevermind that is much creepier.

Mugato: Sorry, Star Wars fan here, declaring myself better than Twilight fans. Flame away.

My humble apologies sir. I clearly underestimated the creepiness of this new fad.


The creepiest thing about Star Wars is this:

Image Won't Link, Pop for it (new window)

That is a brain-sex-machine. Apparently Itchy has the jungle fever. In fact, the whole Star Wars Holiday Special (new window) is creepy.

That is hardly Star Wars fans fault.

/Back To The Future is the REAL trilogy
 
2009-02-05 02:56:47 PM  
Oh, If I ever make another internet name for any forum, it's going to be Bella's Fanmade Felt Fetus.
 
2009-02-05 03:00:11 PM  

Pxtl: Seriously.


props to shinga


Twilight apparently ends in the biggest brainfark in the history of pre-teen wangst.


Will someone please explain this to me in a different format than a hard to read cartoon?
 
2009-02-05 03:01:01 PM  
Now we just need a felt man to imprint on the tiny infant, taking away all of it's free will in love & then to hang around grooming the infant from birth to be his ideal mate.

/cause you know, that's sooo romantic
 
2009-02-05 03:02:48 PM  

Epiphany: Will someone please explain this to me in a different format than a hard to read cartoon?


iz clickable.
 
2009-02-05 03:02:53 PM  

HappyHarryHardOn: Check out his jar of wookie smegma and his collection of taun-taun menstrual clumps. He's serious on this :)


Hahaha. That is awesome. First time I have laughed out loud at the internet in a while.
 
2009-02-05 03:03:09 PM  
I need to pirate the e-books just to see if it's as ridiculously bad as everyone says. I'll probably want to kill myself afterwards...
 
2009-02-05 03:04:22 PM  

gmpilot: Flash of inspiration! I was trying to think of what to tell my friend to convince her twilight is a piece of crap, and I think I'll go with "emotional porn". Any other ideas?


It's a goth Sweet Valley High, as written by an author with the talent of a 12-year-old.
 
2009-02-05 03:06:23 PM  

Epiphany: Pxtl: Seriously.


props to shinga


Twilight apparently ends in the biggest brainfark in the history of pre-teen wangst.

Will someone please explain this to me in a different format than a hard to read cartoon?


The vampire marries the chick. He basically has super rough sex w/ her, knocks her up and then she has a crazy kid. The sparkly thing comes from how vampires look in the sunlight. Instead of burning up they get "Sparkly" in order to be so attractive.

/that may actually make things worse
 
2009-02-05 03:07:18 PM  
My wife read these books and (shudder) liked them. I refused. I wouldn't even go to the movie with her.

Seriously-- He rapes her and she dies, and then he goes for her daughter?!?!

How could my spouse, as liberated a woman as you'll ever see, find this entertaining and not infuriating?!?! My image of her continues to break into little pieces as the years trickle onward...
 
2009-02-05 03:08:23 PM  

Psumek: The vampire marries the chick. He basically has super rough sex w/ her, knocks her up and then she has a crazy kid. The sparkly thing comes from how vampires look in the sunlight. Instead of burning up they get "Sparkly" in order to be so attractive.


So they're not vampires at all. They're faeries.
 
2009-02-05 03:09:40 PM  

Psumek: Epiphany: Pxtl: Seriously.


props to shinga


Twilight apparently ends in the biggest brainfark in the history of pre-teen wangst.

Will someone please explain this to me in a different format than a hard to read cartoon?

The vampire marries the chick. He basically has super rough sex w/ her, knocks her up and then she has a crazy kid. The sparkly thing comes from how vampires look in the sunlight. Instead of burning up they get "Sparkly" in order to be so attractive.

/that may actually make things worse


That's effed in the a.

ZeroCorpse: My wife read these books and (shudder) liked them. I refused. I wouldn't even go to the movie with her.

Seriously-- He rapes her and she dies, and then he goes for her daughter?!?!

How could my spouse, as liberated a woman as you'll ever see, find this entertaining and not infuriating?!?! My image of her continues to break into little pieces as the years trickle onward...


Whoah Whoah Whoah, Who rapes who and when do they die? During the rape? And who's daughter?

This shiat is more effed than I thought
 
2009-02-05 03:10:34 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Seriously-- He rapes her and she dies, and then he goes for her daughter?!?!


Nonono, their werewolf friend goes for her daughter. And she survives the whole "dying in childbirth" thing because they make a vampire out of her half-eaten corpse.

Oh, I didn't mention the eating thing? Right. The hell-child's womb is invincible to all but vampire teeth, so the conventional C-section which is required to keep the baby from killing her is impossible... so they have to eat the baby out of her.
 
2009-02-05 03:10:35 PM  

ZeroCorpse: My wife read these books and (shudder) liked them. I refused. I wouldn't even go to the movie with her.

Seriously-- He rapes her and she dies, and then he goes for her daughter?!?!

How could my spouse, as liberated a woman as you'll ever see, find this entertaining and not infuriating?!?! My image of her continues to break into little pieces as the years trickle onward...



How many books are there? Because that's going to be how many movies she's going to drag you to see and watch on DVD, over and over and....
 
2009-02-05 03:11:19 PM  

Epiphany: You seem to know the basics of the story (not saying you like it, you clearly do not), when did she get pregnant? How did she get pregnant? Why is it a monster fetus?

Also, how old is that girl?

And two more.......

Why would someone make a felt womb of an (presumably) under 18 year old girl? And is that illegal in some way? (it should be)


The rape joke isn't that far off, but Bella is actually 18 when she gets knocked up. Bella's wedding night has her getting banged literally by Edward, leaving her with bruises, cuts, and potentially broken bones. She's unconcious during the majority of it, although she thinks she enjoyed it. I always wonder what her cooter looked like afterwards if the rest of her body is that jacked up since she's a virgin.

The pregnancy isn't intentional and was unexpected since vampires aren't supposed to have any viable sperm. (Since they're dead and any sperm he had would be almost 100 years old.) But her love makes the sperm viable again and she finds herself knocked up. Then she's turned into a vampire somewhere along the line before she gives birth. Because she's now a vamp with diamond hard skin, Edward then chews his way through her stomach and uterus to get the baby out. She then goes immediately back to normal despite the fact that her spine is broken and her lower half has been torn apart.

And yup, that is quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen in any fandom that isn't Japanese.
 
2009-02-05 03:11:37 PM  

Pxtl: ZeroCorpse: Seriously-- He rapes her and she dies, and then he goes for her daughter?!?!

Nonono, their werewolf friend goes for her daughter. And she survives the whole "dying in childbirth" thing because they make a vampire out of her half-eaten corpse.

Oh, I didn't mention the eating thing? Right. The hell-child's womb is invincible to all but vampire teeth, so the conventional C-section which is required to keep the baby from killing her is impossible... so they have to eat the baby out of her.


And it's sooooo romantic.
 
2009-02-05 03:12:13 PM  

Mugato: ZeroCorpse: My wife read these books and (shudder) liked them. I refused. I wouldn't even go to the movie with her.

Seriously-- He rapes her and she dies, and then he goes for her daughter?!?!

How could my spouse, as liberated a woman as you'll ever see, find this entertaining and not infuriating?!?! My image of her continues to break into little pieces as the years trickle onward...


How many books are there? Because that's going to be how many movies she's going to drag you to see and watch on DVD, over and over and....


Yeah.... No.

I'll stay home and watch porn.
 
2009-02-05 03:12:54 PM  

Zombie Eater: I need to pirate the e-books just to see if it's as ridiculously bad as everyone says. I'll probably want to kill myself afterwards...


Don't waste the drive space/bandwidth. Trust me, even my wife, who has read the books, had to see the movie stoned out of her gourd to make it tolerable.

/she still heckled it
 
2009-02-05 03:13:54 PM  
Holy farking hell!! Why do my friends keep insisting I read this shiat?
 
2009-02-05 03:14:11 PM  

Battlestar Girlactica: And yup, that is quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen in any fandom that isn't Japanese.


These books are actually starting to sound twisted enough to be interesting to me now... if they weren't written so poorly and Bella had any personality.
 
2009-02-05 03:15:42 PM  

Epiphany: Whoah Whoah Whoah, Who rapes who and when do they die? During the rape? And who's daughter?


It's a little more complex than that - in the final book, Vampire dude and ditzy human chick get married. They have an incredibly romantic honeymoon on a private island, where they find out that our vampire hero likes to have rough sex with her that is so traumatic she can't handle it while conscious... or something like that, I don't know the details. But she's cool with it, so it's okay, and he feels bad about it, so it's romantic.

Then she gets knocked up and gestates a freak-baby hyper-fast. Freak-baby is super-strong and drinking her blood and killing her and breaking her bones and whatnot. So they have to have a C-section to save the baby.

The hell-child's womb is invincible to all but vampire teeth, so the conventional C-section which is required to keep the baby from killing her is impossible... so they have to eat the baby out of her.

Then she dies a broken mess, the baby's kicking having broken her bones, her spine, and she bleeds to death, and whatnot.... and so they make a vampire of her, so it's okay. Happy family of two vampires and their hellspawn.

And their werewolf buddy falls in love with the baby.
 
2009-02-05 03:16:43 PM  

Pxtl: ZeroCorpse: Seriously-- He rapes her and she dies, and then he goes for her daughter?!?!

Nonono, their werewolf friend goes for her daughter. And she survives the whole "dying in childbirth" thing because they make a vampire out of her half-eaten corpse.

Oh, I didn't mention the eating thing? Right. The hell-child's womb is invincible to all but vampire teeth, so the conventional C-section which is required to keep the baby from killing her is impossible... so they have to eat the baby out of her.


That can't be how it really is.

/doesn't want to believe
 
2009-02-05 03:17:41 PM  

Pxtl: And their werewolf buddy falls in love with the baby.


I think that's the most disturbing part of the whole story.
 
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