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2009-02-05 07:26:01 AM
Now that's a faceplant.
 
2009-02-05 08:09:01 AM
ouch
 
2009-02-05 08:25:57 AM
The cat didn't want to get blamed for any injuries.
/Or he knew the kid would injure himslef and he went for help.
 
2009-02-05 08:26:25 AM
is he...is he dead?
 
2009-02-05 08:41:21 AM
so...yeah, that looked pretty serious. Wonder if he's ok?
 
2009-02-05 08:41:34 AM
Heh, nice faceplant, kid... bet you're so glad you had a friend film that one.
 
SVX
2009-02-05 08:51:05 AM
Nature actually takes this kind of idiocy into account. The human species as a total produces 1.07 males for every female at birth. Notice that ratio doesn't last for long....

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html#People
 
2009-02-05 08:51:12 AM
I generally assume that, when video like this surfaces, the person involved survived. Especially given the age of the child, few people are as grisly and bedeviled so as to post a video of him inadvertently killing himself.
 
2009-02-05 08:55:33 AM
bakerbaker: is he...is he dead?

That was my exact reaction. His body goes awful limp.
 
2009-02-05 09:10:34 AM
TheBitterest: bakerbaker: is he...is he dead?

That was my exact reaction. His body goes awful limp.


It's startlingly easy to be knocked unconscious by a direct head impact like that. It doesn't look like his neck snaps, but I'm no doctor so I'm just guessing really.
 
2009-02-05 09:12:22 AM
I'm sure the cat was very concerned...
"wherez mah fud? iz tiem 4 fud".
 
2009-02-05 09:14:54 AM
I'll bet in his head that sounded something like "DONK" and than a continuos loud buzzing sound.

You also have to love the reaction time of the kid video taping this Tom Foolery!
 
2009-02-05 09:18:31 AM
The amusing tag goes down in flames when the kid goes completely limp.
 
2009-02-05 09:20:27 AM
I wonder if cat's have a "dumb kids always land on thier face" rule...
 
2009-02-05 09:21:43 AM
that is why you dont let your kids have video cameras...
 
2009-02-05 09:41:21 AM
Knocked his ass out.
 
2009-02-05 09:41:58 AM
I'd imagine the kid survived. I don't think anyone would have bad enough take to make a slow-mo video for someone who died from the incident.
 
2009-02-05 09:50:08 AM
How filecabi.net of us.
 
2009-02-05 09:51:21 AM
Maybe I'm an old fart, but I don't see the funny. The kid is seriously hurt.
 
2009-02-05 09:59:06 AM
zvoidx: I'm sure the cat was very concerned...
"wherez mah fud? iz tiem 4 fud".


ok u ded now. i eat u eyeblz now.
 
2009-02-05 09:59:49 AM
Could you parkour face over dar pls?
 
2009-02-05 10:21:40 AM
Scrophulous Barking Duck: Maybe I'm an old fart, but I don't see the funny. The kid is seriously hurt.

The kid wasn't hurt. Did you see how fast he got up and tried it again? I figured he would make it the second time using the slow and precise method.
 
2009-02-05 10:25:24 AM
Darwin adds chlorine to the gene pool.
 
2009-02-05 11:00:53 AM
I am always amazed at how flexible human beings (OK, younger human beings) are. The scorpion move that he did would have sent vertibrae shooting out of my back like a gatling gun.

I like funny spills as much as the next guy, but the kid going limp does make me wonder... did he do any serious damage?
 
2009-02-05 11:06:51 AM
Heh... I've seen some pretty bad spills from the kids around here trying to do some "extreme parkour"(or whatever it's called). It's hilarious, the kids are never doing anything cool or dangerous, yet they always somehow manage to fark up and get hurt like the kid in this video.

idiots.
 
2009-02-05 11:07:41 AM
URAPNIS: Scrophulous Barking Duck: Maybe I'm an old fart, but I don't see the funny. The kid is seriously hurt.

The kid wasn't hurt. Did you see how fast he got up and tried it again? I figured he would make it the second time using the slow and precise method.


I always laugh at the kids a little more because of their ability to recover better than adults.
 
2009-02-05 11:14:53 AM
siva: The amusing tag goes down in flames when the kid goes completely limp.

I laughed harder.
 
2009-02-05 11:18:59 AM
bakerbaker: is he...is he dead?

What a waste of s perfectly good white boy.
 
2009-02-05 11:20:33 AM
Scrophulous Barking Duck: Maybe I'm an old fart, but I don't see the funny. The kid is seriously hurt.

No he isn't. He knocked his chin and blacked out.

Hopefully long enough for his friends to sharpie his face.
 
2009-02-05 11:22:26 AM
i157.photobucket.com
 
2009-02-05 11:52:46 AM
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bakerbaker: is he...is he dead?

I'm sure he's fine. I've taken a full on faceplant or two as a kid myself (me and my friends had an obsession with making bike ramps, and sometimes they were pretty damn flimsy).

Both times that happened to me, it took me a good 5 or 10 seconds before I even wanted to think of moving.
 
2009-02-05 12:06:45 PM
He broke the fall with his arms. Apparently most people here have never taken a nasty fall. You don't want to move for a little bit, to let the pain subside.
 
2009-02-05 12:15:26 PM
Last time I went unconscious, it was from a ragged laughing fit whilst high and watching something like this.

When I awoke, our cat was licking my ankle and testing it with his teeth. I couldn't have been out for more than five seconds or so. Opportunistic bastard.
 
2009-02-05 12:41:08 PM
He actually did a good recovery...if he kept his leg on that railing he would have been eating that concrete. He also did an excellent job using his arms to reduce the impact.

That being said, awesome faceplant! Props to the little dude
 
2009-02-05 01:24:42 PM
That's the worst kind of faceplant: the one where your legs keep going, so your spine does one of those BEOWOWOWOWOWOW things.
 
2009-02-05 01:32:11 PM
Kid will be fine. That brave cat of his is running to get help.
 
2009-02-05 01:50:31 PM
siva: The amusing tag goes down in flames when the kid goes completely limp.

at first I was like..this

but then I read this...

URAPNIS: The kid wasn't hurt. Did you see how fast he got up and tried it again? I figured he would make it the second time using the slow and precise method.

and I loled
 
2009-02-05 01:51:16 PM
Ok, what concerns me here is... He obviously still didn't think it all the way through. Had he COMPLETED the hurdle, THEN WHAT? There was nothing on the other side to land on, and his arms wouldn't have reached low enough for a successful landing.
 
2009-02-05 02:01:19 PM
Jesus Christ! I think he's dead! Seriously... he doesn't move. Is this a snuff video?
 
2009-02-05 02:42:59 PM
I'm the kid and I'd like to be getting a kick, but I can't move below my neck.

//Just kidding.
//I'm dead.
 
2009-02-05 02:51:29 PM
I see a future Darwin Award winner.
 
2009-02-05 02:52:26 PM
What actually got my groin-shrink on the most was how his shin took that hit on the concrete edge with his whole body weight in motion, fortunately it appears he was knocked out as to avoid the initial pain that would have caused.
 
2009-02-05 02:52:26 PM
Somebody should really check on that kid.
 
2009-02-05 03:22:30 PM
thisDude: I'm the kid and I'd like to be getting a kick, but I can't move below my neck.

//Just kidding.
//I'm dead.


winner
 
2009-02-05 03:41:14 PM
What freaked me out was the way his neck snapped back.

Yikes.

Truly, I hope the little moran is ok.
 
2009-02-05 04:13:42 PM
Tommy Moo: Jesus Christ! I think he's dead! Seriously... he doesn't move. Is this a snuff video?

To be on the safe side, I'll fap just in case it is a snuff video.

/fapfapfap
 
2009-02-05 04:59:17 PM
Something tells me little Jimmy can now look forward to a lifetime of chriopractor appointments.
 
2009-02-05 05:16:43 PM
He took it like a champ.... turned his head, put his arms out, did everything as best as possible as he could to minimize the inevitable. He woke up in sore, but didn't break anything. 500,000 e-dollars says he quit gymnastics 6 months before this "stunt" and thought he could show off until he forgot just how much shoes can weigh you down. Oh shi-
 
2009-02-05 05:26:59 PM
thisDude: I'm the kid and I'd like to be getting a kick, but I can't move below my neck.

//Just kidding.
//I'm dead.


That made me laugh way harder than it should have.
 
2009-02-05 05:31:43 PM
i86.photobucket.com

That kid got...JACKED UP!
 
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