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(The Sun)   Woman carves her name into the skin of a passed out man whom she had a drunken one-night stand with. "I went to her place for sex, not to be tattooed. I look like something out of the TV show Prison Break."   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 147
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2009-02-05 08:28:16 AM
I call shenanigans. How the hell could you sleep through that?
 
2009-02-05 08:32:13 AM
havesometea: I call shenanigans. How the hell could you sleep through that?

I understand that drinking too much alcohol can cause the extremities to numb. Your face too.

/fragment in chief.
 
2009-02-05 08:32:54 AM
LOL

That is all
 
2009-02-05 08:34:38 AM
You know what would be funny. Get yourself a branding iron and have it stamp "Captain Herpes" on their arm, below their navel, or, for good fun, their backside so they can't see it.
 
2009-02-05 08:39:16 AM
i173.photobucket.com

Viral marketing gone bad.
 
2009-02-05 08:39:28 AM
He thought she was just one of the holes in Blackburn Lancashire.

/// Oh well, just a day in the life
 
2009-02-05 08:43:13 AM
You know that receptionist that wants to fark you, but acts like she's bipolar? Guess what, she's bipolar!
 
hej
2009-02-05 08:43:49 AM
"During her two-day trial at Preston Crown Court, Dominique, who has eight tattoos herself, claimed Wayne asked her to cut the marks into him.


But he said yesterday: "There is no way I'd ever agree to that."


Except if you're a drunken dude trying to show some smoking hot girl just how macho and manly you are.
 
2009-02-05 08:44:21 AM
So, the guy was totally blacked out drunk and admits to not remembering anything? She says he consented but he (the guy who admits to being so farked up he doesn't remember anything at all) says "I'd never do that" and people believe it? Especially when the alternative is that he slept through what appears to be a lengthy and painful process?

Newsflash: Drunk people do all sorts of shiat that they wouldn't otherwise do.
 
2009-02-05 08:48:55 AM
NikkiPoooo: So, the guy was totally blacked out drunk and admits to not remembering anything? She says he consented but he (the guy who admits to being so farked up he doesn't remember anything at all) says "I'd never do that" and people believe it? Especially when the alternative is that he slept through what appears to be a lengthy and painful process?

Newsflash: Drunk people do all sorts of shiat that they wouldn't otherwise do.


Reverse the genders in that statement and you've got a surefire rape charge.
 
2009-02-05 08:49:00 AM
Whatever you do...Don't fall asleep
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moviesmedia.ign.com
 
2009-02-05 08:49:16 AM
Dominique. She just had to have a long name didn't she? I bet he wishes he went out with a girl named Lu or something.
 
2009-02-05 08:50:54 AM
I'd hit it and run for the door.
 
2009-02-05 08:50:57 AM
at least it doesn't look like this:
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2009-02-05 08:53:37 AM
so, i built a fire, isn't it good norwegian wood?
 
2009-02-05 08:54:04 AM
The scissors on her hands should have been a dead giveaway.
 
2009-02-05 08:54:36 AM
Worst part is that he doesn't remember the sex. I mean really, had it been the best sex in his life, it may have been forgivable.

Also, if some chick, whom you've only had a few drinks with, asks you to spend the weekend at her house, extreme caution should be taken. If she only says "lets go back to my place", or after taken her home she says "want to come inside" that's normal, go in have fun.
 
2009-02-05 08:57:33 AM
my future ex-wife...I love crazy.
 
2009-02-05 08:59:43 AM
LordOfThePings:

Came here for that.
 
2009-02-05 09:02:31 AM
Crazy biatch. The older I get the more of a misogynist I become.
 
2009-02-05 09:02:39 AM
Now that she's branded him as her possession, we'll probably see a follow up story of her stalking her new boyfriend.
 
2009-02-05 09:03:41 AM
NikkiPoooo: So, the guy was totally blacked out drunk and admits to not remembering anything? She says he consented but he (the guy who admits to being so farked up he doesn't remember anything at all) says "I'd never do that" and people believe it? Especially when the alternative is that he slept through what appears to be a lengthy and painful process?

Newsflash: Drunk people do all sorts of shiat that they wouldn't otherwise do.


Another article linked up the comments page says he took valium with the alcohol which makes it entirely plausible he slept through it. Benzodiazepines and alcohol interact in such a way that the combined effect is much greater than the two effects added together. I might add that taking those two together is kind of stupid and dangerous, also.

Regardless, though, you can't give consent in a state like that.
 
2009-02-05 09:07:18 AM
I'm not a big fan of girls who use a sharpie to draw their eyebrows.
 
2009-02-05 09:09:14 AM
He doesn't need laser surgery for those. This is another example of the Sun trumping up a story for dramatic value. All you need is some colloidal silver, some shea butter and a few decent bandages. Keep the area moist and pliable, and don't fark with it for about two weeks. Presto! Barely noticable scars. Well, barely noticable that some crazy chick carved into you, scars.
 
2009-02-05 09:10:36 AM
Entropy:

Regardless, though, you can't give consent in a state like that.


So if he'd done the slashing he'd able to use the same excuse, right?
 
2009-02-05 09:14:04 AM
Well gosh, who would've thought that passing out in a drunken stupor in the presence of a complete stranger might not be a wise idea!?

Moran.
 
2009-02-05 09:14:14 AM
Wuss. Some people pay good money for that kind of treatment.

/was she wearing a uniform?
//in my bunk
 
2009-02-05 09:19:56 AM
I've heard that chicks dig scars, but damn.
 
2009-02-05 09:20:02 AM
Technically this is branding not tattooing... duh.

This is why you don't get so drunk you pass out, f*ck the b*tch then go home, do NOT go to sleep.
 
2009-02-05 09:22:34 AM
Now, if the roles were reversed, the man would be vilified and would face serious time in prison where he would likely be branded in a nasty way.

Even though she may be a "crazy chic", you know she is going to get off with a much lighter sentence than if she were a man.

And for all you people essentially telling this guy he deserved it, get off your high horse. If you were young and a beautiful woman invited you for a weekend at her flat, almost ALL of you single men would have gone.

While what he did may have been ill-advised, he does not deserve to be branded and scarred for life for making a bad decision that many here would have made, given the chance.

Realize the shock, horror, outrage and judicial outcome if a guy had done this to a girl...
 
2009-02-05 09:25:29 AM
bbcard1: Still has both his kidneys, though.

and his penis
 
2009-02-05 09:25:31 AM
This guy is a gaping vaj. Hot chick cut you a little? Suck it up Nancy.
 
2009-02-05 09:25:38 AM
BigSnatch: PacManDreaming: Meh. Happens to me all the time.


So you're saying you're a blank canvas?


Not any more, apparently. I was thinking carne asada.
 
2009-02-05 09:26:37 AM
TheBlackFlag: Now, if the roles were reversed, the man would be vilified and would face serious time in prison where he would likely be branded in a nasty way.

Even though she may be a "crazy chic", you know she is going to get off with a much lighter sentence than if she were a man.

And for all you people essentially telling this guy he deserved it, get off your high horse. If you were young and a beautiful woman invited you for a weekend at her flat, almost ALL of you single men would have gone.

While what he did may have been ill-advised, he does not deserve to be branded and scarred for life for making a bad decision that many here would have made, given the chance.

Realize the shock, horror, outrage and judicial outcome if a guy had done this to a girl...


Well you don't sound very fun in bed.
 
2009-02-05 09:29:21 AM
myalias1845: Well you don't sound very fun in bed.

We don't have to, carve our flesh off, to have a good time, oh no
 
2009-02-05 09:30:52 AM
Maybe it was retaliation for some 'painting' he did earlier.....
 
2009-02-05 09:32:41 AM
myalias1845: That would be kind of fun.

How YOU doin?
 
2009-02-05 09:33:02 AM
myalias1845: That would be kind of fun.

I say he was awake and just had a really high drunken tolerance for pain though...now he's pissed.


I need to either unfavorite you, or somehow double favorite you. Undecided.
 
2009-02-05 09:35:24 AM
The Minister Of Propaganda: Maybe it was retaliation for some 'painting' he did earlier.....

What are you talking about? Retaliation? He gave her a pearl necklace.
 
2009-02-05 09:37:34 AM
Wow, he should have sliced her face off.

/Then people would be going crazy about how horrible he is. Double standard, zomg...
 
2009-02-05 09:41:23 AM
TheBlackFlag: Now, if the roles were reversed, the man would be vilified and would face serious time in prison where he would likely be branded in a nasty way.

Even though she may be a "crazy chic", you know she is going to get off with a much lighter sentence than if she were a man.

And for all you people essentially telling this guy he deserved it, get off your high horse. If you were young and a beautiful woman invited you for a weekend at her flat, almost ALL of you single men would have gone.

While what he did may have been ill-advised, he does not deserve to be branded and scarred for life for making a bad decision that many here would have made, given the chance.

Realize the shock, horror, outrage and judicial outcome if a guy had done this to a girl...


Oh please. If the roles were reversed, rather than calling the girl a dumbfark for doing this, they'd be calling her a slut who was asking for it. Not saying he deserved it, but I've seen these threads before.

I don't think she's going to get off with a light sentence.
 
2009-02-05 09:42:03 AM
That's my kind of crazy right there.
 
2009-02-05 09:42:58 AM
TheBlackFlag:
Now, if the roles were reversed, the man would be vilified and would face serious time in prison where he would likely be branded in a nasty way.

Even though she may be a "crazy chic", you know she is going to get off with a much lighter sentence than if she were a man.


You're right - the patriarchy hurts men, too. Don't like double standards in sentencing, child custody, divorce, etc.? Become a feminist and help fight centuries society passing laws to maintain perceived inferiority.
 
2009-02-05 09:44:10 AM
It's spelled "chick". "Chic" is pronounced sheek. I didn't invent the language. Chick. A crazy-ass chick. "Crazy chic" sounds like a compliment about clothes.
 
2009-02-05 09:45:49 AM
i22.tinypic.com
 
2009-02-05 09:46:31 AM
"I look like something out of the TV show Prison Break."

Is everything just a TV show these days?

/And a boring one, at that...
 
2009-02-05 09:50:54 AM
I guess they need to re-release Fatal Attraction.

consumat.files.wordpress.com


After seeing that movie there was NO WAY I was going to cheat on my wife. One crazy I could handle but two? I would be sausage.

/Yeah right, like I would have any opportunity to cheat.
 
2009-02-05 09:51:38 AM
Just started wondering if she tagged him 'down there?'
 
2009-02-05 09:56:16 AM
Cute & crazy with artistic tendencies.

What more could I ask for?
 
2009-02-05 09:58:14 AM
Bealach: Well gosh, who would've thought that passing out in a drunken stupor in the presence of a complete stranger might not be a wise idea!?

Moran.


Sorry for Partying
 
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