RustyCrowe: But, I will take your Tim Cappello(Shirtless Sax Symbol) and raise you a Rob Lowe poster:

I dont know whats creepier, the poster or the fact that I think I saw a kid wearing that shirt earlier today.

Old = New

spellacopter: Gunny Highway
Holy crap. That guy still creeps me out. Thanks for not using the animated version.

Um...I'm seeing an animated version.

"Yes, we have Nosferatu! We have Nosferatu today!"

Fireproof: Shadow Blasko: williamzabka: tsuchikage: But it does make me feel better that Stephen King flat out said that Meyer can't write.

Wait, is there a link to this? I have to read it.

Here(p)

"According to Stephen, 'Both J.K. Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people... The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good.'"

That's it? That was rather...restrained. And polite. Amazing how one can write stories about hacking people to death and then use the word "darn."

This is a way better condemnation of "Twilight." The movie version, anyhow.

Granted, it was toned down..but the reactions that the Twihards had to his statement were hilarious. A lot of them had the nerve to insinuate that Stephen King was jealous SMeyer's success.

LOL WUT

Fireproof
Well, I guess my computer sucks again.
:(
Long story

I came here for the "From Dusk Till Dawn" references, leaving disappointed.

Um the term is "vampire tracker" not hunter dumbass teenager.

/ is on team Edward

okami36: Atomic Spunk: I saw Jonathon Starkey at P.F. Chang's eating the garlic chicken last week. I doubt he's really a vampyre.

How was his hair?

Perfect.

I hope nobody hates me for this but... I've read the whole Twilight Series.... but I DO agree that people are getting WAY too obsessed with it... it's the main topic of discussion for almost ALL the girls in my school. It's driving me insane!

CreepyBasementGuy
okami36: Atomic Spunk: I saw Jonathon Starkey at P.F. Chang's eating the garlic chicken last week. I doubt he's really a vampyre.

How was his hair?

Perfect.

Awesome. I finally get a good song stuck in my head today :)

lelio: Um the term is "vampire tracker" not hunter dumbass teenager.

/ is on team Edward

Wow..that took a bit of courage to admit that on Fark..

/in favor of either Team Tyler's Van or Team Cliffdiving Mary Sue

Ooshatielf: does he sparkle in the sunlight?

Okay, I've heard this reference like 4 times. Does it have something to do with Twilight?

Please explain this. I've missed enough jokes that it's like I'm being penalized for not seeing dumb films.

Oznog FTW!

From.....
The UNGROUNDABLE.

spellacopter: CreepyBasementGuy
okami36: Atomic Spunk: I saw Jonathon Starkey at P.F. Chang's eating the garlic chicken last week. I doubt he's really a vampyre.

How was his hair?

Perfect.

Awesome. I finally get a good song stuck in my head today :)

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Dance

/ That should fix it.
// No need to thank me.
/// HA!!!!!

adnilolli2: I have no idea who Severen is.

But I also like Dusk to Dawn. So I guess I strongly disagree with myself.

Bill Paxton's character in Near Dark, a movie that will kick From Dusk til Dawn square in the nuts.

Gunny Highway, you saw that shirt, well I saw that poster, cause it's in my room...no it's not. Here are some lyrics:

I been in a cave
For forty days
Only a spark
To light my way

I wanna give out
I wanna give in
This is our crime
This is our sin

But I still believe
I still believe
Through the pain
And through the grief

Through the lies
Through the storms
Through the cries
And through the wars

Oh, I still believe

Flat on my back
Out at sea
Hopin' these waves
Don't cover me

I'm turned and tossed
Upon the waves
When the darkness comes
I feel the grave

But I still believe
I still believe
Through the cold
And through the heat

Through the rain
And through the tears
Through the crowds
And through the cheers

Oh, I still believe

I'll march this road
I'll climb this hill
Upon my knees
If I have to

I'll take my place
Upon this stage
I'll wait till the end of time
For you like everybody else

I'm out on my own
Walkin' the streets
Look at the faces
That I meet

I feel like I
Like I wanna go home
What do I feel?
What do I know?

But I still believe
Yes, I still believe
Through the shame
And through the grief

Through the heartache
Through the tears
Through the waiting
Through the years

For people like us
In places like this
We need all the hope
That we can get

Oh, I still believe

I_Think_Im_2D: I_Think_Im_2D: /best move I've seen in a while...

Er, movie.

we figured it out...

CreepyBasementGuy: Perfect

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



"Draw blood!"

RustyCrowe: Here are some lyrics:

Hahaha. It has been a while thanks.

Here is my favorite vampire themed rock song:
href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=F5Cf5OusjrQ" target="_blank">
Toadies - Possum Kingdom (new window)

Hickory-smoked: Ooshatielf: does he sparkle in the sunlight?

Okay, I've heard this reference like 4 times. Does it have something to do with Twilight?

Please explain this. I've missed enough jokes that it's like I'm being penalized for not seeing dumb films.

The vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sunlight. Not burn, not rot, sparkle

Also:


The Stranger is not amused

kibbled
boopboop beepbeep boopboopboobeeboobeep...
DAMMIT!

fernandez: Hickory-smoked: Ooshatielf: does he sparkle in the sunlight?

Okay, I've heard this reference like 4 times. Does it have something to do with Twilight?

Please explain this. I've missed enough jokes that it's like I'm being penalized for not seeing dumb films.

The vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sunlight. Not burn, not rot, sparkle

Imagine Richard Simmons as a vampire...

Gunny Highway: RustyCrowe: Here are some lyrics:

Hahaha. It has been a while thanks.

Here is my favorite vampire themed rock song:
href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=F5Cf5OusjrQ" target="_blank">
Toadies - Possum Kingdom (new window)

Link (new window)

God damn it

jetblack21: Vampire Hunter?

\Obscure?

okami36: fernandez: Hickory-smoked: Ooshatielf: does he sparkle in the sunlight?

Okay, I've heard this reference like 4 times. Does it have something to do with Twilight?

Please explain this. I've missed enough jokes that it's like I'm being penalized for not seeing dumb films.

The vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sunlight. Not burn, not rot, sparkle

Imagine Richard Simmons as a vampire...

Well NOW I'm terrified. Thanks a lot.

/Barricades herself in with chips and pop

okami36: fernandez: Hickory-smoked: Ooshatielf: does he sparkle in the sunlight?

Okay, I've heard this reference like 4 times. Does it have something to do with Twilight?

Please explain this. I've missed enough jokes that it's like I'm being penalized for not seeing dumb films.

The vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sunlight. Not burn, not rot, sparkle

Imagine Richard Simmons as a vampire...

That's actually a disturbingly good way of putting it

Bowie for the WIN!!

black_knight: I came here for the "From Dusk Till Dawn" references, leaving disappointed.

">

The only reference that counts.

tsuchikage

I almost posted that...and the one for last book.

/with the pelvis-breaking sex

Jesus. He's 44. Needs to grow the fark up.

Gunny Highway, I actually had no idea that song was about vampires.

okami36: tsuchikage

I almost posted that...and the one for last book.

/with the pelvis-breaking sex
Hey, don't let me stop ya. I love Shinga's Twilight explanations.

That whole thing with the unconscious sex and the pillow biting..
What.The.FARK.

Stephenie got the myth of the incubus mixed up with the vampire myth. D:

dahmers love zombie: Waiiiiiit a minute:

hmmmmm...

/Danzig rocks
//hot like the fires of hell
///the link, not him
/\/i'm not gay

Too fagot to be emo

OnlyHereToday: I hope nobody hates me for this but... I've read the whole Twilight Series.... but I DO agree that people are getting WAY too obsessed with it... it's the main topic of discussion for almost ALL the girls in my school. It's driving me insane!

I was subbing a bunch of 4th-graders the other day, and they started asking me if I knew about the guy who stars in the movie. 4th graders.

Even worse, I said something like "Oh, that young man who looks like he's really high?" and they knew exactly what I was talking about.

Kids today.......

RustyCrowe: Gunny Highway, I actually had no idea that song was about vampires.

Im pretty sure it is. I always thought so at least. Either way rockin' tune.

Other cool Vampyre hunters:



/Rudy was a badass

Bad Blood is my favorite X-Files episode and it had fangless vampires that lived in trailer parks and delivered pizzas.

"We used to have swamps, only the EPA made us take to calling 'em "wetlands"." LOL.

Oh cherry cheesecake, you are my life now. (new window)

I_Think_Im_2D: /best move I've seen in a while...

Agreed

You know, the vampires in Blade sparkled in the sun too...
only the "sparkles" were bits of their flesh being burnt off. Like incendiary ashes.
That movie made no sense though.

dubdub: Too fagot to be emo

This needs repeating.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Why does it seem that so many of these self-proclaimed vampire/vampyre types are only repelled by the idea of getting an actual job?

I have always wondered what people like this do to make a living. Would anyone actually hire these nutcases?

Shadow Blasko: jetblack21: Vampire Hunter?

\Obscure?

Whut?

Obscure?

Really?!?



Really!